Chapter 218 - 218. Cultivation Eh? (2/2)

The only thing it let's me do is use flames hot enough to evenly cook food.

I keep scrolling until I find the perfect ones.

[Basic cultivation for dummies.] [Basic breathing exercises for the new cultivator] and now for the cheap price of $19.99 with $4.99 shipping and handling. [Complete cultivation guide without all the bullshit.]

Perfect. No super ridiculous requirements or lame needs, just straight up cultivation that does everything evenly with no side effects.

I know some of the fans are practically frothing at the mouth right now searching up their favorite manuals and screaming. 'But how can you give the Mc such a plain manual what about this one from ultra godly cultivator novel #1?!?! How is he supposed to jump levels and fight stronger opponents with casual cultivation. REEEEEEE?!?!'

The answer to all these questions is. Why should I even have to do any of that? If you just stop all the problems before they even start, why do I need to jump levels when I can take my sweet ass time and have myself an extra thicc foundation?

'But what about their super amazing techniques and abilities like sword ki and the almighty flaming tiger fist!?! I mean have you even seen sword saint doodlewoodle use his thousand blades of justice?!?!'

Just fucking dodge and punch them in the face.

'But he can swing his blade ten gazillion times in a second what are you going to do?!'

Punch. Him. In. The. Face.

'Reeeeeeeeeeeeee! but this is your novel you should be writing it how I want you too.'

Okay enough listening to those guys. Back to my preperation. (A/N but seriously to that little fuckboy back at chapter 30 currently blowing up my inbox about stupid shit you want your way. PISS OFF. I'm at a decent chunk of chapters a day and your the only whiney little brat complaining. If you don't like it read something else. I accept complaints about spacing as sometimes I tend to ramble on and forget that exists. I'm a new writer shit happens bro. I'm giving a nice fun story with lots of chapters daily. what do you want from me? 1 chapter once every three months with decent spacing and punctuation? Rejected. don'tmakemetypelikethisyoucunt.)

I've decided before I cultivate I'll do the cleansing of my body as I'm pretty sure that would help out. Getting all those nasty impurities out and just cultivating in this place of purity would skyrocket my cultivation speed.