Chapter 219 - 219. So It Begins. (1/2)

I purchase a all pupose purifying body pill. cleanses blood, organs, bones, and every other part of the body of impurities in one go.

For the next few hours I'm vomiting and sweating out blood, impurities, and any other nasty thing that's taken place in my body. My meridians and other cultivation pathways are all being cleared of any gunk from never having been used. all in all I look kind of like a tar monster and smell like ass.

however my helpful ninja body has proceeded to spray me down like some roadside whore with water jutsu while jasmine laughs her ass off in the background.

”Ha....Ha I can't breathe...” She snorts out in between tears and laughter.

Little brat. The other girls from the kingdom have come to look at the new realm and join in on the mocking. I'll get them all back later.

After a few more hours of this process and finally being clean. I firmly ignore the girls and go on to my second pill of the day. It's a healing pill. When training there can always be some hidden injuries and such you never noticed from things like overworking yourself.

I don't know if I have any but It never hurts to make sure. After that's done next come the strengthening pill. It helps my bodies strengthen everything from blood production to my organs basic functions. A perfect functioning body is the key to a strong foundation.

Now some of you are probably asking why don't I just use godly pills to skyrocket my cultivation after this.

That sir is how you get a shitty foundation and end up being so strong you can't walk without blowing up your shoes and colliding with the house.

We like'em all natural without medicine based cultivation. 'oh but you can get pills to clean out the medicine side effects.'

No. Those people are idiots.

If you don't earn it with your own hard work it's not a real cultivation. 'but my favorite novel says...' I don't care.

now that my body is in peak conditions I can finally start the basic breathing excercises and absorb that sweet pure energy.

it's basically like a giant vortex sucking in massive amounts of energy I could probably shoot through a realm or so if I wanted too.

Are we going to do that? Nope that leads to shakey foundations. 'But you can always use some miraculous training moves and fix it like they say in the novels.'

Why would I want to do that stupid shit when I can just do it right the first time and not have hidden crap they thought they fixed wandering around.