Chapter 9 - 9. seer pressure (2/2)

Pandora: I'm a spellcrafter I make new spells and runes I'm sure you'll find some interesting books for me in that little room of yours on the 7th floor.

ah spellcrafting I heard that's volatile well that problems out the way onto the next one.

Ryan: take me to the horn.

her eyebrow twitches as she remembers the massive explosive decorating the living room. she picks me up and carries me to it where I stuff that sucker right into my inventory.

Ryan: the nargles took it that's the story.

Pandora: indeed.

after the important business is done we get back to business as dipsy brings us both tea/milk. mine in a fancy dinosaur sippy cup. extravagent.

we have a basic chat about my plans and some subtle murder threats if I ever harm her daughter including dismemberment then rememberment then dismemberment again.

women are scary especially mother's. you can't really hide from a seer unless I want to sit in my kingdom forever no sir. women are scary women are scary women are scary. important things must be said 3 times.

my mother had apparently gone to diagonal alley to pick up some groceries and would be back soon we didn't have a house elf and I can't really pop mine into existence that's not something I can really explain out of thin air.

we plan out some playdates and I find out she apparently can't see my kingdom it's good I made it so nothing can get in not god not even psychic powers it was a fair trade I offer to show her sometime after I get the redecorating done that wooden chair throne needs to go I also need some sweet monster heads to mount on the wall to show my power and prestige I don't think slayne sewer rats are very prestigious I'll work on it. I end up playing with Luna for a few more hours I've also asked Pandora for a couple basic spellcasting books I got some 1st and second year transfiguration and charms and a nice herbology book and a basic text on runes I turn down the divination I know I have like zero wants to see my future or any skill for it I also ask her if she can find me a few magical seeds like bubotuber and maybe a mandrake and tell her I'll pay her back she gladly accepts. thoughts of mandrakes riding on my gnome knights wearing earmuffs screaming pure death both frighten and excite me I must not go too power crazy must control my urges. they are good for potions yes lots of restorative draughts I know that from the book those little suckers are pure gold. makes me wonder if the whomping willow is some kind of primitive Trent I'll check it out later. anyway I end up passing out with Luna who uses me as a stuffed teddy bear man she has a grip does she lift? I really need to work on that.