Chapter 7 - 7.changes (2/2)
after about 20 minutes of yelling mother finally calms down I hear some exciting news.
mom: so we have a play date for Ryan and little Luna tomorrow while your at the ministry we won't be home til late so pick up something to eat at the cauldron also we've been running a bit low on pepper up potions pick some up at the apothecary.
dad: yes dear
mom: and if I so much as hear a swear from your mouth its the couch for a month.
dad: yes dear (dad's whipped)
mom: now sweety say mama cmon mama
the look in her eyes is terrifying I fear what would happen if I don't say it
women are scary
after my daily ritual of occulmency which I'm a master at now which means it would take a long time to force their way into my noggin but I still need to get better there's many levels above master ( low grade medium grade high grade master grandmaster king emperor saint ascendant godly) I want my mind protected from everything there's some scary stuff out there like the imperious curse I ain't having none of that and I'm super excited about tomorrow I'm going to do what I can to make Luna mine she's one of the best wife's after all but that all comes much later until then I'll be one of her best friends I won't have her lonely in this life nope I refuse to let it happen like that and anyone found bullying her gets socked right in the mouth little shits.
sleep come peacefully thinking about beating up eleven year Olds like malfoy shouts of my father will hear about this are like battle music from the heavens.
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meanwhile the shadow is teaching the gnomes proper muay Thai stances and how to deliver a good elbow they have recently taken down the neighborhood stray cats and shown great improvement soon we shall March on the red headed demons battalion and slaughter our way to victory soon I'll have my vengeance.