Chapter 7 - 7.changes (1/2)

QUEST ALERT: SURPRISE YOUR PARENTS WITH YOUR FIRST WORD REWARD: 250SP FAILURE: NOTHING

Haha this is a quest I can do with ease I better not take it too far tho a 3 month old spitting out words like Eminem from rap god won't roll over too well I've also started to crawl a bit too recently man my head is fucking heavy I got my strength up to 3 carrying this fucker it must be all my smarts stored up there (cassie: *snorts*) yep I'm a genius for those out there by the way most adults have around the 50 to 70s in stats give or take I'm only good with wisdom and int right now in the 20s and 50s I mean I was an adult in my previous life gotta have some smarts to show for it however I am learning things like the martial arts and occulmency a bit better it must be because of the newborn learning capacity it's not godly but it's better than normal my shadow can now live twice as long and I make sure to revive it with experience so it keeps his personality I'm going to name my first shadow something cool I'll think of a name later he's taken to fighting gnomes in the garden now I swear he's teaching them he's only like half a foot tall I've asked him not to murder the ones in our yard and head to the weasely's a few blocks away I swear he's holding a grudge I mean they only killed him a few times and now he's amassing a gnome army I'm proud of him I watch his progress every night it's like game of thrones but with gnomes those guys are like super durable potatoes can't really damage them too much even with hand to hand combat I'll probably invite them to my kingdom I need people to rule when I'm older. anyway back to my quest I think I'll go with the classic mama gotta say I'm a mama's boy through and through as I'm thinking my mother is doing that thing all mothers do to babies sitting a bit away making baby sounds to encourage me to crawl to her.

I slowly make my way over with my massive noggin swinging all the way right when I'm about to reach her my hands give out under the weight of this melon and I faceplant I get a little bump on my forehead and instinctively shout out.

Ryan:shit.

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the silence is deafening then comes the explosion.

mom: AMOS DIGGORY WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SWEARING AROUND THE BABY YOU KNOW HOW THEY PICK UP WORDS AT THIS AGE AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TAUGHT HIM TONIGHT YOUR SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!!!!!

It was like a whale gave birth to a roaring t-rex she was on a roll shouting up a storm that made the windows shake I looked at my father with pity and he just looked gobsmacked at the whole situation.

I hear cassie snickering in my head along with a quest complete notification guess I really did surprise them.