Chapter 94: The fall that shattered the balls (2/2)
The questions spread across viewers' minds like flames as they wanted to see the fall of this suspicious guy!
However, Michu had many more questions within him!
'It was annoying...' Out of eight strikes, half of them ended up doing zero damage! It was mostly because his staff was weak, but it was also because Konger was donned in armor.
Thus, this armor was something that had irritated the monke!
The armor that completely neglected his damage!
How many players would wear even more amazing armors in the future? It was one of the primary pieces of equipment and something Michu had to worry about!
He just learned what kind of gap would the proper equipment create!
Were it not for his class, he would've fallen already!
Therefore!
His eyes shone goldenly.
[Monkey God's Bonk has evolved.]
[Sharpening has been added.]
[Sharpening - Physical Defense Penetration Attribute - It stacks up five times! Each stack lowers physical defense by 4%]
The bonk's light became sharper as well!
And with this weapon in his hands, Michu aligned himself properly, then fell with all his might onto Konger who barely could raise his body!
He couldn't stand up as Monkey God's Bonk fell onto his balls!
The whole world shook!
All monsters jumped from the unknown might and escaped farthest! The players lost balance and fell onto their asses, wondering what kind of monster had just appeared in the jungle!
But the one who had the best reaction was naturally Konger!
”AHHHHHHHH!”
His eyes stretched out and the banana stuffed in his mouth promptly shot up into the sky like a rocket! From its speed, it seemed like it had reached the sun already! Veins and sweat crept onto his face, his eyes still stretched out from the unimaginable pain on the lower part of his body!
In a nutshell, his balls hurt so much those might've already cracked!
”You might not care about your balls in this world. Isn't that a game for you?” KongFu asked as Michu towered before disappearing Konger! ”Pain is pain nonetheless! Haha!”
The baby monke's laughter heightened the hate Konger had within him!
Worse, his death was so slow as if this hateful creature slowed it down just so he could laugh at him more!
Unfortunately, Michu didn't kill his opponent in one shot!
But the bleeding ended the work!
Konger died... and he left staff on the ground!
”Oh, we got war's spoils!” Michu happily giggled, then raised his new staff up! ”I did it!”
His voice swept through the jungle, then Kaiser popped out with an army of bugs! He extended his hand for Michu, then pulled him up to the sky.
It went without saying that Michu couldn't fight more! But the best was that he could move and enjoy the game more!
He continued to laugh even after Kaiser left his comment, ”That laughter pisses me off!”
This man was still salty about his defeat against Lil Monke!
”Haha! But Yumi and my family like it, so I will laugh and laugh!” Michu answered!
His eyes landed on the bugs, then he asked, ”How do you make those bugs? Do you take photos of them?”
”Huh?” Kaiser blanked again. This monke used some weird language and slang!
”Hmm! Isn't black magic about all those buttons and features? Do you excel at it?” Michu asked and said, ”Can you teach me a little later? I want to use black magic without buttons!”
”You... You fucking moron! What black magic buttons?!” Kaiser snapped. ”It's evil magic! Magic that turns hearts cold and brings evil out of this world and its population! I control evil and make people suffer!”
”Eh?”
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Konger woke up in real life.
He couldn't bring himself to face his guild members, but that was unavoidable anyway. He would rather vent out his frustration now!
He lost his weapon and his failure would greatly weaken their chances of obtaining the rewards for the Eastern Regional Tournament!
But more than anything, that fall and that pain on his balls!
Thud!
Konger fell onto the ground as he curled up and extended his hands to cover his lower region! ”It hurts even here!” He roared until his family members stepped in to appease the situation.
”Lil Monke! This fucking Lil Monke!” Konger roared, surprising his family! ”I will kill him next time! I will be the victorious one! AHHHH!” What hurt him was that Michu didn't use most of his abilities.
His staff hadn't even extended or shrunk once, so Michu wasn't fighting with everything he got!
Rather, this Lil Monke surprised him with that kick and that fall!
The fall that shattered balls was just too much, though!
It took most of his HP and ignored all defenses laid by items! What kind of bullshit was it?!
”My balls! My balls!”
”Shut up already!” His sister slapped his face as it was just too annoying!
Konger let out tears as she wouldn't understand him... No way she would...