Chapter 94: The fall that shattered the balls (1/2)
The man who held the staff and spoke for the majority of his group was called Konger.
He was also a man enchanted by the old story of the monkey king, but his case was a little different.
He was the man who just hated monkeys and how mischievous the monkey king himself was.
For Konger, the monkey king he had heard a lot of was just too childish and innocent.
But when the monkey king fought, his whole demeanor changed and the air around him became filled with killing intent! How could 'killing intent' be mischievous and funny? The monkey king was serious and amazing!
Thus, Konger chose the staff as his weapon in-game.
In Michu's case, he didn't even know it was the monkey king's story. He once saw the cool humanoid monkey poster on the street and he also believed that monkeys were cool!
He was that simple!
But what was happening so far wasn't simple at all.
The baby monke on Michu's shoulder nearly foiled all of Konger's guild plans!
This creature could see through their Chameleon's Skin which was an item that changed their appearances. Secondly, they had spent a lot of money to convince players to give up their spots, so that they just could blend into the Regional Tournament at ease.
How many resources were spent? The amount was tremendous!
”Chameleon's Skin also costs a lot... and that guy doesn't sell it to everyone... Hmm?” Konger suddenly stopped, his thoughts halting as well.
As his eyes rose to meet the familiar sound, Konger's thoughts resumed! He instantly clenched his staff and shot up to face the descending Lil Monke who was exactly the crux of their problem!
His staff lit up in a warrior class' skill and trembled.
At the same time, Michu's staff let out a different, more golden color as it coated itself in Monkey God's Bonk skill!
Both staves clashed with a loud bang, then two warriors propelled backward from the blast caused by their first clash!
In an instant, Michu and Konger distorted their faces.
Each had a different reason to do so!
'What kind of stats does he have? I got sent backward?' Konger was shell-shocked when he felt his body promptly getting sent back to where he came from! He could do nothing to stop that force and his body even shuddered from the pressure.
But he had his equipment hidden beneath that cover!
Equipment, potions, accessories and his main weapon!
The first clash should begin his dominance over the popular Lil Monke!
Michu should've fallen to his staff and one-sidedly accepted all battering from him! Afterward, Konger would just send him back to the city and carry on with his plan, but to no avail!
All those thoughts got shattered after the first contact and what seemed to be an easy battle turned out to be something more serious!
On the other side, Michu was also shocked!
But for a different reason.
'Are my stats really that high?' He asked himself, but wasn't he the only Mythic Class in the whole universe as of now? Michu didn't know it would be that much of a difference, but he understood that if something was unique to be only in the world, then it must be too unique!
He giggled and looked at his staff, ”It won't hold on for too long!” A little worry returned to Michu's face, but he soon dispelled that.
Rather than worrying about his staff's disturbance, he should have been thinking how much it would hold for!
He asked KongFu for help and the old god replied, ”At most, ten clashes. Besides, he is still shocked... Don't waste time.”
”Yeah!” Michu listened to the old advisor!
By the time Konger recovered from his shock, Michu would pummel down everything he had onto him!
He maneuvered through the jungle at ease as if his race had long since turned into the monkey! In less than fifteen seconds, Michu returned to Konger's side, but this time, he planned to stay for longer!
One, two, three!
Their weapons exchanged rough handshakes while owners closely stepped to face each other.
One glared while the other wore an enjoyable smile!
And the exchange continued!
Michu's skill with staff increased greatly after KongFu appeared, but Konger himself had attended a dojo in real life and his skills were the real deal!
Their clash looked professional, but the tinge of a fantasy turned this battle into a fast-paced battle where seven moves had already gone through.
In those moves, both Michu and Konger used their main offensive skill and leaned more toward staff skill!
After an eight clash happened, Michu shifted position and went for a kick!
'KICK!' Konger inwardly shouted, but Michu's kick was faster even than this shout.
His kick went from below, straight for Konger's chin! It hurtled him up and sent him flying like released fish in the water!
Before Konger's body fell, Michu jumped onto the tree and climbed up.
He then jumped high, his altitude just above floating Konger!
”AHHHH!” Konger was screaming with pain and shame!
”We don't want to hear your shit!” KongFu grasped the banana, then threw it with perfect accuracy into Konger's mouth. The banana with its skin lodged deeply in Konger's mouth while his body still had yet to fall onto the ground.
Satisfied, KongFu turned his attention to Michu, ”The sky is our weapon too!” Weren't they a race with the god? Of course, the sky also belonged to them, even if just a little!
Therefore, KongFu said, ”Aim for his balls.”
The viewers were speechless!
”Your fall won't hurt you, but you don't have full control over it. It's far from perfection after all! That's why your fall will hurt him... so fucking much! Haha!” KongFu was all laughs!
Michu chuckled, ”The sky is our weapon! I like it!” He clenched his staff and raised it with both hands.
If this staff fell on Konger, would he even survive it?