Chapter 74: What does a dog say? (2/2)
Michu nodded, took the golden banana, then pointed it at Big K, ”Eat it.”
Naturally, Big K refused to eat this banana. He shook his head and bit his lips, looking wronged.
His miserable face with blood and bruises was a sight Yumi enjoyed, ”He said eat, so eat,” She squatted, put her hand on Michu's wrist, then pushed the banana straight into Big K's mouth!
His closed lips gave up and a golden banana invaded his mouth! He soon felt the tasty flavor filling him up!
”So? What is the effect?” Venomous turned her eyes to KongFu.
Baby monkey sneered, ”We are heavily limited by level, but this guy... will never close his mouth.”
Both Yumi and Michu narrowed their eyes, then turned those at Big K. He had his lips closed, wondering what he was fed by these two. Soon, however, a system message flashed and exposed the golden banana's unique stat.
”WOOF!” He barked like a dog! ”WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!”
[You have eaten a golden banana!]
[You have got a unique stat, ”Dog Thinking”.]
[Dog Thinking - You will bark out your thoughts. The more you think, the more you bark. At the end of your words, you will also leave a bark.]
”What kind of magic is it? Woof! You fucking degenerate! Woof! Get rid of it! Woof! Now! Woof!” Big K howled, barking at each sentence! His eyes stretched out as he read the system message, ”It's permanent? Woof?”
”It is, you dog.” Yumi smiled, ”I want to see you forming a party with someone now. I think only your girlfriend would be able to withstand your barking... Isn't that what love does? In love, you naturally ignore your other half's flaws.”
”If it's true love,” KongFu sneered, ”Hey, what does a dog say?”
”WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!” Lost in thoughts, Big K naturally answered KongFu who burst out laughing upon hearing that succession of barks!
Even Michu's lips curled up, he stood up and turned his eyes to Big K's friends, ”You will be the same if you dare to come here again!” He threatened, then returned to his house!
Yumi just glanced at everyone, ”Exactly. If someone else comes here with ill intent, we will associate them with you. I will pass the message to your friends on their social media. Now, get lost.” A princess followed her prince, disappearing into the wooden house.
[You have been killed.]
[You have been killed.]
[You have been killed.]
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Big K's next days were disastrous.
His friends blamed him for what happened and left him alone. Two of them had a video about their bodies getting trampled by Venomous just before they disappeared! She wouldn't share it with anyone unless these two broke the 'promise'.
They naturally didn't dare to and separated themselves from Big K.
Other friends thought that these two were exaggerating, but the remaining two friends verified what happened and the banana farm far away became something they wouldn't dare step into and talk about it.
This land was owned by someone one shouldn't bicker with.
”You are... too annoying! This is annoying!” Big K's girlfriend couldn't play the game with her boyfriend. In less than a week, she broke off her relationship with him and even switched jobs.
Big K absentmindedly looked at her disappearing back. His eyes then looked over her disappearing nickname and all those girlfriend statuses breaking off on social media... A few days later, he would see her with another boyfriend here too.
”Woof! Woof! Woof!” Even as he cried, his barking carried on.
Big K erased his account and created a new character.
He then got a call from his boss, ”You are fired.” His boss got a video of all his workers complaining about Big K. They all explained what he did and what kind of oppressive means he used as manager.
If his girlfriend didn't fall vacant, he also would've shouted at her, ”What kind of attitude was it? You thought you were some overlord? Do you even value life?” And so on, the boss shouted everything through the phone, then threatened, ”Don't ever dream of having the same position in another company. You can't manage people.”
As if those words were the sentence, Big K quickly got fired for the second time.
On his way back home, he passed by a woman with green eyes, ”Ahhhh!” He screamed, but this unfamiliar woman just glanced at him and shrugged.
”Weirdo... Don't scare me like that.” She threw a middle finger at him then disappeared within the crowd.
Big K slid down on the wall, then grasped his head, ”I am haunted... I am haunted...” Lost in thoughts, he even barked, ”Woof... Ah... No... Stop... Stop it!”
The man's life became ruined, trampled by the snake who didn't feel anything even once.
In a few months, Big K wound up finding a lost puppy.
He would take care of it and find the meaning in Michu's words.
Such an event would happen far in the future, however.