Chapter 74: What does a dog say? (1/2)
”You sure you want to just watch?” KongFu asked from the side.
He already passed valuable advice to Michu and how he should proceed forward with staff against battle-ax. The monkey god stood on Venomous' shoulder as she eyed the battle between her boyfriend and the scum.
The more Big K spoke, the more she was satisfied with her research.
”I want to laze around after all this research,” Venomous stretched out her arms, throwing the baby monkey from her shoulder.
KongFu hit the ground, then her voice pushed his head back to the ground, ”The one who did the least work is you. If your golden banana disappoints me, I will personally deal with you later.”
”Hah, snake! Dream on! This old god will see the ascension of the new Monkey God! Haha!” KongFu roared happily.
Yumi threw an odd glance, ”You have to stay with Michu. Aren't you valuable with your experience in Monkey God's abilities?”
”Uh... Yeah, I am,” KongFu realized his mistake, but too late, unfortunately.
The Snake from above laughed at him, her eyes looking down as if he was an inferior breed! The god veins pumped on his baby head, but nothing came out from his mouth as this woman just meant some bullying, not complete disappearance!
He should be the one to bully the snake and make her disappear. Alas, it was impossible after Michu became her boyfriend. Thus, Monkey God took a different stance. He would become closer with the snake as a friend!
She should open her heart and reveal her true self!
But Yumi wouldn't forgive easily and revealed her fangs in an unexpected moment when both of them were working together against Big K!
”Damn snake... I hate snakes,” KongFu complained like a brat, then shifted his eyes to Michu!
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There was a twenty-level gap between them.
Michu's level had risen to level 40 already. It was because he had spent a lot of time in the Impossible Quest. He fought against players and yetis for some time! All of them gave him experience, both sensual and black magic-like.
However, Michu's class allowed him to fight against stronger opponents naturally. Adding the experience and KongFu's tips, he found his flow against a battle ax that was desperately swung by Big K.
”You are too conceited and heartless for such skills!” Michu narrowed his eyes and reflected the battle ax's impending slash by the middle of his staff.
One of his staff's tips slammed itself against Big K's temple, sending him flying to the side! His flight stopped after Big K's body bashed against the tree. He slid down and looked at Michu with incredulous eyes.
The gap was that of twenty levels.
But his ax coated in skill left just scratches on Michu's staff.
It wasn't because Michu's staff was made out of special wood. His Monkey God's bonk skill protected his staff too! It coated the weapon with offensive power, but just before it got unleashed, the energy out of it would protect the weapon from harm.
Michu could keep it up just for a little, otherwise, the skill would disperse by itself. But by using it briefly before the attack, Michu formed a highly effective pattern! He smiled and said, ”Your charge skill... is just charge! I can see through it!”
He added, ”You can be faster, but you can't outrun my rage!”
”Ah! Michu is so cool! My prince!” Venomous exclaimed from afar, making KongFu think whether he should worry about this snake or not.
Big K's face distorted in indignation, ”Unique power you got there! I wonder what others would think about it!” He threatened with the knowledge about Michu and Venomous, but it was not the first time.
Michu just ignored that and raised his staff! His Bonk skill could be used through various moves, but bonking from the top was always the best and the strongest.
He slammed his staff against Big K so strongly that the man gave up on his weapon! Once the weapon left Big K's hands, Michu kicked it away and pummeled down his opponents with raw fists.
”You gangsters only know how to threaten!” Michu smashed his fist against Big K's nose. His face sank and blood spurted out through gaps! ”But what do you know about me?! Nothing! And you also know nothing about my girlfriend! You know nothing and continue to spread lies about us! All while you are the real demon!”
”Yeah... You are such a fucked up man... She literally killed her sister-” Big K vomited blood as Michu punched his face again.
It was a lie, but Yumi personally told him to not clarify it. Why would she even clarify it with Big K? He was a loser, a man who hadn't matured at all.
He even pointed at Venomous whose boots were trampling down all other friends! Seized by soldiers, they were lying on the ground! Two of them had already logged out, but their bodies stood still.
Thus, Venomous recorded her deed and she would send it to them later on. Maybe their friends on social media would see it too...
The other two heard her words, so they didn't dare to log out and just waited for her to trample them. ”Good losers.”
Big K spurted out blood and said, ”See! This is killer!”
”And what did you do to my friends?! You just made them kill themselves?!” Michu howled at such hypocritical words!
”They were just fucking NPCs! All of them! The ones she tramples are the real humans and their feelings are real!” Big K sneered, but this sneer got punched by Michu instantly.
He whispered, ”They were my friends... Real friends...” Michu looked down sadly, then his eyes took a 180-degree turn, ”KongFu!”
Baby monkey strutted his way closer to them, then whispered, ”The time has come.” He took out a golden banana, peeled it off, then shouted, ”Snake!”
Venomous grouped up with two monkeys, then three pairs of eyes landed on Big K. He trembled out of fear, imagining the worst. His friends were also forced to look at him, so he was sure that these three were about to bully the hell out of him.
Of course, Venomous had her thoughts about it, ”I could've called out the former bullies and ask for all the details, but that's too much hassle. We have something better.”