15 The Land of Waves (2/2)
”Yup, was a nice trip...very informative, but not as explosive as I hoped,” I sighed.
”Well, that's too bad,” the man turned a page, saying nothing else.
”Was your journey fruitful?” Misu asked, it seems she was also in Tazuna's house these days.
”Kind of,” I smiled as I sat down removing my hood and mask, ”I managed to find the ruins of what looked like an Uzushiogakure shrine dedicated to the First, second and Third Uzukage, along with the Daimyo of the land. I didn't find much, but I did discover something cool.”
”Like what?” Naruto asked a little excite.
”I'll show you, after breakfast,” I smiled as he pouted, resolving to finish his food fast before forcing me to finish up quickly as well.
Soon the entirety of team seven, Misu and I were in Tazuna's backyard, the old bridge builder had decided to take a break today, so he and his daughter watched us from inside.
Naruto was jumping on his feet, ”so? What did you find? Tell me!” he asked eagerly. I sighed as I took out the storage scroll with the wings and tossed it to him. He looked at it curiously, ”what is it? A new jutsu?”
I sighed, ”Naruto, it's a storage scroll, use it….you do remember how right?”
”Of course I do!” he cried out, ”I'm not an idiot,” he put it down and challenged chakra into it causing the wings to appear before us. ”Woah,” he said as he picked them up, ”what are they?”
”They are wings,” Misu said as she examined them before turning to me, ”where did you find them?”
”I told you, in a ruin,” I shrugged, ”I figured you would know what to do with this.”
”Yes...I do,” she ran her fingers down the wings, ”it only works for an Uzumaki, it grants the user the power of flight.”
”Wicked!” Naruto said, ”a item that only works for me?! That's so cool!”
I rolled my eyes, ”don't let it go to your head Naruto, a good ninja isn't defined by his tools, but by his actions.”
”Yeah yeah, can I try it on now?!” he asked.
”No,” Misu spoke clearly, ”that is too dangerous for you. You need to train first before anything else, do you understand?”
”But-”
”-Do you understand?” she narrowed her eyes.
Naruto sighed, ”yes grandma Misu.”
The woman smiled, ”good boy, now Yami, did you happen to find anything else?”
I sighed, ”yes, I did. But I hoped I could keep this one, if you don't mind that is,” I reached around back and unhooked the Ring from my belt and held it out, ”it's called the Ring of Stars, it belonged to the Daimyo of this land, the founder of Uzushiogakure.”
”T-The Ring? You found it?!” Misu looked amazed as she took it from my hands, holding it like it was a precious gift from heaven itself, ”d-do you know what this is? What it can do?!”
”Yeah, I do. Took me a while, but I figured it out,” I took the ring back and channeled chakra into it forming the three chakra blades around it. The Ring then began to spin in my hand I tossed it into the air, it harmlessly flew around before it came back to me, ”it's like a fuma shuriken, instead of metal it's blades are pure chakra.”
H-how are you doing that?!” Misu asked, ”the last person who even tried to control that thing got his arm chopped off!”
I blinked, ”really? It's that difficult?”
Misu nodded, ”yes, there has never been someone who could control that thing since the second Uzukage! If they even tried...it would go out of control!”
I shrugged, ”looks alright to me.”
”Can I try?” Naruto asked.
”No!” Misu cried out, ”there is no way you can try young man! This ring require precise control to control, you certainly do not have that.”
”Maybe that's why Yami is so good with it,” Kakashi offered while he flipped a page, ”his chakra control is perfect, beyond normal even. If the Ring truly requires control to use, then Naruto is the worst candidate to use it and Yami would be the best.”
”Hm, that might just be true,” Misu nodded, ”either way Yami, perhaps it is for the best you keep it. You've proven yourself a friend to the Uzumakis, this is the least we can do. Just..promise me that is an Uzumaki arrived who can wield that RIng, you'll give it to them?”
I nodded, ”I promise, if that happens, I'll give the Ring back to their true owners.”
Misu smiled, ”thank you. Now, Naruto, let's get back to your training!”
”B-but-”
”No but's!” Sakura chuckled as Naruto was dragged away, even Sasuke smirked, guess Misu was a hard teacher huh?
Two weeks later:
I got back to work, guarding Tazuna day in and day out. And once again, I got bored. But this time I got to have some fun, using the Ring as a discuss to see just how much I could manipulate it.
I found it obeyed every order I gave, before I threw it. IT didn't move when in flight, it was stuck in one path, but before, I could program it into any flight path, even to come back immediately after throwing it.
The bridge was almost complete, Tazuna and everyone in the village were excited as hell. So they threw at party at Tazuna's to celebrate.
”To the bridge!” Tazuna toasted.
”To the bridge!” the people cheered. There were around a hundred people out in front of Tazuna's lawn. The twenty people Tazuna managed to hire turned to fifty and quickly to a hundred. Now a days everyone in the village was on board and excited.
I also looked forward to the end of this mission, it honestly had gotten kind of boring at this point. I was so looking forward to going back home.
”To the ninjas!” a ransom woman shouted.
”To the ninjas!” the men and women cheered, Naruto blushing while Sasuke looking...confused. Guess he never had anyone thank him for something he actually did before.
”And to finally giving that bastard Gato the middle finger!” Tazuna cheered, this toast gaining the most attention.
”You're all going to die!” a scream tore through the crowd. Slowly people stopped partying and drinking. They all turned to see Inari, the little boy, standing in his house's doorstep looking angry. ”You can't win! Gato will just kill you all!”
”Inari...” Tsunami tried to calm her son, but he didn't listen, pushing her hands away.
”Gato's going to kill you all! There's no point in trying to escape! Can't you see what you're doing is stupid?!” Inari cried with tears in his eyes, ”you're all going to die!”
”The hell we are!” Naruto yelled as he came forward.
”Naruto-” Sakura wanted, but the blonde didn't listen.
”We ain't going to die, nobody's going to die,” Naruto said in a hot tone, ”I swear it!”
”Yeah? How are you going to fight all of his men?! How?! He'll kill you! Good people can't live in a world like this! If you try to fight back, you'll just die!”
”That doesn't mean I won't stop fighting!” Naruto yelled back, ”I'll never stop! I'll protect the people I care for till the day I die! Just because I'll die doesn't meant I won't even try! If you don't try, what's the point?! You either die alone and useless or you stand your ground and fight!”
Inari was in tears as he went back inside, Tsunami apologised for her son and went in as well. THe party continued, but Naruto went off to think.
I smiled, I'm glad my interference hasn't clouded his personality, he's still the same stubborn boy. Which was good, he'll need that personality if he wants to save us all.
A week went by without incident, we were so clone now, it was almost done. But, on the last day of construction, I felt them, all of them. Hundreds upon hundreds of chakra signatures coming towards us from the village side, all just a little stronger than the average civilian.
I immediately jumped to Tazuna's side scarring the man, ”what do you think you're doing?!” he roared, but I ignored him. I grabbed his shoulder and sent out three pulses of chakra, alerting Kakashi and the rest.
Ten minutes later they arrived, Tazuna still confused, but right next to me. ”How many?” Kakashi asked as he put away his book.
”Over six hundred,” I blinked, ”yeah, around that man. They're over a hundred fifty feet away and coming closer. I think….maybe half an hour, maybe less.”
Ping!
Quet alert!
Defeated all 620!
Rewards:
+10,000 EXP
Failer:
Death
Main mission failed
Do you accept?
Y/N?
”S-six hundred?!” Sakura gasped, ”w-we can't fight that many!”
”We'll have to try,” Kakashi nodded, ”Sakura get Tazuna and the rest of the builder's into town, we'll push the rest of them back.”
”R-right,” she nodded as she ran away with Tazuna in hand.
”Yami, can you litter the fields with your daggers? Mark them all?”
”No need,” I told him as I cracked my knuckles, ”they're just civilians, I can take them down easy with just Swift release. But, if I miss any you can take them.”
”That's awfully cocky,” he said lifting his headband to reveal his Sharingan. This caused Sasuke to gasp.
”H-how did you get that?!” Sasuke demanded.
”What?” Naruto asked looking at Kakashi sensei's eye, ”woah! Sensei! Your eye is red!”
”I'll tell you both about it later,” Kakashi promised before looking to me, ”are you sure you can handle this?”
”Please, I need a workout anyway,” I cracked my neck loosening my muscles up. We waited for them, a minute later the first of the enemies crossed the tree line stepping forward and glaring at us.
They were dressed like bandits and ronin, no armour, just pointy weapons. They looked mean, ruthless even. Most were above level 20, their average HP being around 3,000, meaning if I hit them with my chakra enhanced fists at a critical spot, I could kill them.
”We're from Gato's shipping company!” the head at the small army cried out, ”and we're here to advise you ninjas to leave this land! You're interfering with our boss's investment! So give us the bridge builder and leave, and no one gets hurt.”
I blinked, ”well...that's interesting and all, really, it is, very kind offer,” I stepped forward as I pulled my hood down and revealed my face, ”but how about I make you a counter offer. Leave now, and I won't break you all within an inch of your life.”
”Bahala!” the ronin laughed hard, ”you? What are you going to do pretty boy?! Jerk us off?!”
I shrugged, ”this is my last warning, leave, or don't, either way, I'm happy,” I made the seals of the Swift release times ten.
”Fuck off!” he cried out as he drew his katana, ”waste them all!”
Naruto got ready to move, Kakashi took a kunai out in each hand and Sasuke moved through the seals for a fire jutsu. I finished the Swift release and activated it, ”wrong call,” and I vanished before their eyes.
Ping!
Chakra strength- 15 X 75 = 1,125
Ping!
Chakra strength- 15 X 75 = 1,125
I ran up behind the leader and gave a pat on each shoulder, dislocating it and leaving him with less that 25% of HP left. I then turned to the others and moved into the tree where the rest of them hide.
Ping!
Chakra strength- 15 X 75 = 1,125
Ping!
Chakra strength- 15 X 75 = 1,125
Ping!
Chakra strength- 15 X 75 = 1,125
Ping!
Chakra strength- 15 X 75 = 1,125
Ping!
Chakra strength- 15 X 75 = 1,125
It was like a pinball machine. I hit them all twice, making sure not to get a critical strike, aiming at their limbs. I moved through them all, using my senses to detect where they were.
In five minutes, that is for those living in normal time, I managed to defeat all six hundred of them. I stopped in front of Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke, all of whom looked both horrified and amazed by what they just saw.
Ping!
Quest completed!
Defeated all 620!
Rewards:
+10,000 EXP
The enemies groaned in pain, all either on the ground of limping away as fast as they could.
”He's a monster!”
”A speed demon!”
”Help me! I can't feel my arms!” the leader of this small army cried out.
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I walked over to him, and using my medical ninjutsu healed him up. I then pulled him up on his feet and grabbed him by the collar, ”I want you to go and tell Gato what happened today. How one ninja defeated all six hundred of you. And then I want you to tell him that this Land is protected, now and forever. Do you understand?”
”Y-yes! Please don't hurt me!”
I threw him aside. He scrabbled to his feet and ran, ignoring the pleads from his comrades.
”Why didn't you kill them?” Sasuke asked, ”you could have done it, easily.”
I sighed, ”I don't like killing Sasuke, a human life does have value. Maybe they could change, maybe they won't. But we won't try unless we try. This way they'll be too scared to try anything and they'll spread the legend about how they narrowly avoided death, spreading fear. If I had killed them...well, there would be no one to tell that story would there?”
”Sometimes Yami, you're too soft for your own good,” Kakashi sighed as he lowered his headband, ”honestly, you need to be little more ruthless, especially in this world.”
I shrugged as I walked past them, ”there's enough killing in this world Kakashi, maybe there should be someone who actually tried to bring people together, instead of tearing them apart.”
Naruto nodded, and Kakashi sighed. But Sasuke...I think he was the only one who actually listened.
Just then Sakura came back with Tazuna in toe and behind him was the entire village all armed to the teeth, ready for a fight. However, they stopped halfway across the bridge, looking behind me at the destroyed army.
Tazuna dropped the bat he was carrying and looked in awe, ”d-did you do all of that?”
”Yup,” I patted his shoulder, ”they're not dead, I would suggest not killing them. Let them suffer for a bit and then crawl back to lick their wounds. And let them go after Gato, the man who sent them on a suicide mission in the first place. Trust me, it'll be easier this way.”
The villager nodded as they cleared a path to let me through. I then walked away, intent on finding some peace and quiet, and just then, I got another notification.
Ping!
You spared the lives of 615 enemies! +615 PP, +615 Points!
615? Did five people die? Shit...wait, that's not important! I got 600 hundred points! WHAT THE FUCK?! Hell yes! When I first discovered 600 hundred weak ass bitches coming towards me i had this plan in the back of my head. I'm just so glad it actually worked!
Wohoo!
I jumped on top of a tree and sat down, excited as hell for what's about to happen. I needed these points! I had to have them! Oh I'm so excited! ARGH! YES! THANK YOU GOD!
I opened up my status page and looked at my stats, first things first, level up all of my stats to hundred.
When STR rose to 100 I gained a new perk;
Doubling strength- Doubles your strength, Costs- 50 SP per second
This was useful, like really useful. Then came VIT;
Speeding bullet- Double your speed, Costs- 50 SP per second
Hm, this was eerily similar to the STR perk I gained, but then again when I hit 50 for them both I did gain similar perks then too.
I moved on to DEX;
8.0 Eyesight- Grants you an almost telescopic vision that also sees great in the dark
Okay, now this was useful as fuck! Night vision baby! Alright, then came INT, which I only had at 40, so when I doubled it to 100 I gained two perks instead of one;
Thinker's match- Allows a 40% chance for your mind to grant you a solution to an unsolvable problem
Memory Palace- Have an almost eidetic memory for knowledge and people
CHA leveled up easily;
Nature's Duality- Allows you to channel two different nature types at the same time
Since CC was already at 130 I didn't level it up. And then finally came luck, which was only at 27. I used 73 points to bring it up;
Lucky Day- Choose one day which you consider lucky- _
I blinked but selected the option of Saturday.
Ping!
Lucky Day- Every Saturday your LUC stat gains +50
And the second perk I got was interesting;
Monthly lottery!- Gain a chance to spin a prize wheel every month! Gain a valuable prize!
And just as that appeared a new box appeared, this one with a lucky spin win with slots filled with question marks in it. I was surprised, but did as I expected and spun the wheel.
It spun three times around before landing on one box which came out in a puff of smoke and appeared in my hand. I grew curious and opened the box only to groan. I found the most useless thing in the world inside the box...money.
Around 10,000 Ryo. Useless! This is why I hate being a stupidly famous author, cash is just so boring! I put it away, causing the box to disappear. Hopefully I'll have better luck next month. I looked at my present stats;
STR- 100 (+5)
VIT- 100
DEX- 100
INT- 100 (+2)
CHA- 100
CC- 150
LUC- 100 (+5)
Points- 352
Hm, over three hundred points left. I should be spending them wisely, distributing them evenly. But I am planning on being a specialist, so I should only focus on what I need and level that up instead.
So I decided to put 50 in STR, 200 into CHA and 100 into CC, since I can't expect to level up more often now, I might as try and gain more control per level while I'm at it.
STR- 150 (+5)
VIT- 100
DEX- 100
INT- 100 (+2)
CHA- 300
CC- 250
LUC- 100 (+5)
Points- 2
This gave me new perks. One for STR;
Tekkai- Turn your body into iron, gain +500 Durability
And two perks for CC;
Superior sensor- Increase sensory range to 800 feet diameter
That was pretty useful;
Chakra God- grants 10% reduction of chakra cost in every jutsu
Holy shit! Oh my God! For everything?! For fuckign everything?! Does that mean...how much chakra do I have to spend on the jutsus that I have 100% control in?! Fuck man!
I then gained four perks thanks to CHA reaching 300;
Chakra Concealment- Make your chakra levels seems like that of a civilian. (Inactive)
Chakra Conversion- Convert parts of your chakra into HP or SP
Chakra Absorption- Absorb chakra from other people. Limit- 500 CP per person
Ping!
For crossing over 300 stat points in CHA, you are now able to detect natural chakra!
Sage Chakra- Allows the detection of Senjutsu!
Oh yes, yes! I thought Chakra God was amazing, but this? This was a whole another planet! Sage mode was within my reach! Yes, I know it said I could only detect natural energy, but that was the first step in becoming a sage!
I know I need to be careful, obviously I can't become a sage without help, or else I'll turn into a stone statue. But at least I'm close.
I closed the boxes and felt the chakra around me. I could feel it...I could feel the energy around me, so pure...so powerful. I almost want to reach out and touch it but...I know that wouldn't be wise.
I sighed and opened my eyes again and shook my head, whatever, it's not like I'm not powerful enough as it is.
I then opened my perk tree menu. I had 624 PP, meaning I had more than enough points to get the eyes I've been itching for, the Sharingan!
Sharingan- Gain the legendary eyes of the Uchiha clan. (Conditions to unlock- Gain over 60 REP with a Sharingan user.) Cost- 50 PP
Buy now!
Ping!
Are you sure you want the Sharingan perk?!
Y/N?
I pressed yes and;
WARNING: Once you obtain said perk the doujutsu, Byakugan, gets automatically locked! Are you sure?
Y/N?
Hm….well, I already did make up my mind. Not having two Dojutsus isn't that big a deal. I pressed yes;
Ping!
You have obtained the Sharingan perk for 50 PP!
I smiled as suddenly I felt my eye ich. I blinked as slowly everything began to slip into position. I could see...everything. I looked at my hands and every movement I made was recorded. It felt...powerful.
I could see the chakra in my veins, nothing too concrete but it felt...like it was there, I could actually see it! This was amazing! And my reaction timing, oh my god! It was so perfect! I need to get used to this, especially in my Swift mode, but now, oh my God, it felt amazing!
I took out a kunai and looked at my eyes, red, bright red with a two tomoe in each eye.
Ping!
You have unlocked a dojutsu! It will not be listed under the jutsu list but under skills!
Sharingan, Two tomoe, Lv- ⅔ (1%)
The dōjutsu kekkei genkai of the Uchiha clan that appears selectively among its members.
CP cost- 200 CP per minute
Abilities:
Chakra sight
Clarity of vision
Copying jutsus
Visual Genjutsu gains +40% chance of success
I grinned, 200 CP per minute, I can cover that with just my regeneration alone! I don't ever have to turn it off!
I closed the boxes and kept my eyes active. I then opened the perk list up yet again, intent on gaining another perk when I saw a new one I hadn't seen before;
Mangekyou sharingan- LOCKED! (Conditions to unlock- Kill someone with 80 REP).
Technically, since I was famous in Konoha, the average person did hold 60 REP with me. So I can just pick someone up in random, talk them up and when they get 80 REP, slice their necks open and gain those eyes but...I couldn't. I couldn't bring myself to do it. So sadly, I dismissed that option. Besides, the more I use those eyes the quicker I become blind.
I then looked at the other options and picked the handful perks I wanted to buy;
Pokemon Breeder- Unlock the breeding function for all your pokemon! (Conditions to unlock- Gain over 50 REP with two of your pokemon.) Cost- 20 PP
Totally going to make me an army of Moltres's.
Hero maker- Every 10 levels, randomly obtain a power from one of the heroes you have fictions heroes you have made. (Conditions to unlock- Be published over 5 times.) Cost- 50 PP
Please, I need super speed! Or super abs, I'm fine with either or!
Pokemon talker- Speak with your pokemon. (Conditions to unlock- Have over 5 pokemon with REP higher than 50) Cost- 50 PP
Very useful! Duh!
Ladies man- +40% more success with the ladies. (Conditions to unlock- Have five women with over 60 REP.) Cost- 20 PP
I'm coming for you ladies!
Lightning Lover- +20 REP with everyone from Kumo. (Conditions to unlock- Gain +40 REP with someone from Kumo.) Cost- 10 PP
I'm coming for you Samui's boobies!
Weapons master- 500% more damage towards all ninja weapons. (Conditions to unlock- Gain over 60 REP with a weapons master.) Cost- 20 PP
Meh, why not? I have money to burn.
Nobel's tongue- Gain +30% success rate when trying to convince someone. (Conditions to unlock- Gain over 60 REP with a nobel.) Cost- 5 PP
Same reason as perk listed above.
Chakra Beast- Grants +50 XP every time you level up. (Conditions to unlock- Gain over 60 REP with Naruto) Cost- 10 PP
Because I need it. All this and I still only spent 185 PP, nothing more. I still had 389 PP left. I sighed, looks like I'll just have to make more friends or enemies and see where that get's me.
I closed the menu options and jumped down from the tre. By now it was getting late I'm sure Kakashi was getting worried even if he never showed it. I made sure to deactivate my eye before I left, don't want anyone seeing those. For now I'll keep them a secret, but one day, soon everyone will know, Sasuke's not the only Uchiha in town.
A week Later:
Team seven I looked at the bridge in quite relife. ”I can't believe it's finally over,” Sakura said in relief.
”Well, you don't need to sound so chipper...but yes,” Kakashi nodded as he looked up from his book.
”Thank you, without the help of you four, this bridge wouldn't have been made,” Tazuna said as he and the rest of the village stood at the mouth of the Great Hope bridge. They wanted to name it the Great Yami bridge but I'm not that vain.
”Inari,” Tsunami said pushing her son forward, ”isn't there something you would like to say?”
The kid looked a little happier, he smiled at me, ”when I grow up, I want to be a ninja just like you!”
I blinked, ”like me? Why?”
”Because' you're my hero!” he smiled.
”You all are,” Tazuna smiled, ”and please, apologise to the Hokage for me. I didn't mean...I didn't mean to trick anyone I'm more than willing to face the punishment.”
”No need,” Kakashi snapped his book, ”I have already spoken with him. He said in exchange for a trade agreement he would be more than willing to look over this matter. As far as Konoha is concerned, we're square.”
”So then...I guess it's time for us to leave huh?” I smiled, ”take care, all of you. And if anything happens and if anyone even ties anything, remember,” I pointed at the top of the arch over the entrance to the bridge where one of my daggers hanged, ”just pull on that and I'll be here as fast as I can.”
”Right!” Inari smiled as everyone gave us their well wishes, wishing us a safe journey.
We began to leave, eager to finally get back home, when Misu came running out with traveling clothes on, ”wait a moment! Don't you dare forget me!”
”Grandma Misu?” Naruto blinked, ”what's going on?”
”Did you think you could just leave me and go off little Naru? Especially now after I finally found another living Uzumaki? Oh dear God no! I'm coming with you!”
”You are?” Sakura asked in surprise, ”but your home-”
”Home is where the heart is girls,” Misu smiled, ”and I'll be home as long as I'm with an Uzumaki, especially if that Uzumaki is my grandson.”
Naruto blushed, ”oh come on grandma, you're making me blush!”
”Good, now come! I have heard much about Konoha and have only ever visited it over thirty years ago!” Misu smiled as we walked, with her setting a reasonably fast pace for a civilian.
”By the way,” I asked her, ”where will you be staying?”
”Oh, I'm sure I'll find some place,” she waved off my worry, ”I have a bit of money saved up you know, I'll be fine.”
”You could just move in with us,” I shrugged.
”Really Yami? You won't mind?!” Naruto asked sounding excited.
”Oh dear I couldn't do that, it's not fair. I'm sure you have your own expenses to take care of,” Misu smiled.
”It's not a problem grandma! Yami's rich! He can buy ten houses if he wants to!”
I rolled my eyes, ”maybe not ten, but I can afford to live on my own. You and Naruto could use the place we have right now, I can move in next door, I'll have more room, some privacy too. It's honestly not a problem.”
Misu blinked in confusion, ”I'm sorry if I seem rude Yami, but I was under the impression you were an orphan, how come you are rich enough to afford your own place? Are ninja missions these days really that beneficial?”
”No, not really,” I chuckled.
”That's because Yami's a famous writer!” Naruto blurted out.
”Oh? Anyone I know?” Misu asked.
”Yeah, he-MPH!” I covered his mouth with my hand shutting him up.
”Naruto, are you forgetting the fact that I told you that's supposed to be a secret?” I growled at the end.
Naruto blinked and immediately stopped struggling. I removed my hand and he sighed, ”sorry Yami, I forgot. Sorry grandma, but Yami's sensitive about his work, he doesn't like people finding out.”
”Oh? What genre does he write?” Kakashi asked.
Naruto tapped his chin, ”mainly superheros, he-MPH-”
”-Not one word Naruto! Or I swear to God I'll die all your clothes pink!” I growled covering his mouth again.
”Is he Stan Lee?” Kakashi asked.
”You son of a Bitch!” I yelled before I glared at Naruto, ”I'm going to make your life a living hell you bastard.” The Blonde Uzumaki gulped as he began to sweat.
”Wait, Kakashi sensei was right?! You're Stan Lee?!” Sakura gasped, ”oh my God! Ino is going to freak out!”
I sighed, time to do some damage control. Damnit Kakashi! And stupid Naruto! ARGH! This is just what I need right now!