16 ..... (1/2)
”And then when the laxities start to kick in and you rush to the bathroom, the moment your hand touches the door, the seal will activate, teleporting you into the middle of the market. So you'll either shit yourself, or make the road brown. Do you understand me?”
”Yes! Perfect!” Sakura said with tears in her eyes, ”I swear I won't ever reveal your secret! Ever!”
I turned to Sasuke, who's eyes had widened frighteningly, I didn't even say anything to get him to agree. I then turned to Naruto who was shaking his head faster than Sakura's. And then finally to Kakashi.
”Hm? Did you say something?” Kakashi asked.
”You say something, and next time Gai comes looking for you I'll use my sensory skills to track you down and deliver him right to you. You can hand hide for now, but cross me and I promise you'll need to leave the Land of Fire to get away from me Kakashi Hatake.”
The jonin looked up at me and sighed, ”deal.”
I smiled, ”good,” I turned it Misu.
”No trouble from me sonny boy,” she held her hands up in surrender, ”I know better than to get on your bad side.”
I sighed, ”thank God,” I turned to Naruto, ”this is why I don't tell you shit Naruto, you can't keep quiet!”
”I'm sorry okay! Besides, I don't know what the big deal is, it's not like people can love you even more,” he said with a grumble.
”Yami, I have a question,” Sakura said, ”why doesn't Diana wear leg armour for her thighs? Isn't that impractical?”
I sighed, ”because the garb of the amazons don't call for thigh armour, hence her armour doesn't have any.”
”But why? That seems stupid,” Sakura blinked,
”The Amazons were a female warrior race, as such the people who came to fight them wanted them as slaves to be used. Thy wouldn't risk damage their potential sex slaves by striking them near the groin, hence it was pointless to wear armour there.”
”Amazing,” Sakura said, ”you have it all planned out to such an amazing degree.”
”Batman,” Sasuke asked, ”why did you make a character like him?”
I blinked, ”oh, right. You can really a lot I guess with such a figure, wanting to avenge his parents murder and all. Believe it or not, I actually did write that character around the tragedy you faced Sasuke.”
”You did?!” Naruto asked, ”but you never wrote about me!”
I smirked, ”I did, you just never payed attention. Anyway, back to my point. I wanted to show many things with the Batman character, but the most important for you, would be knowing the difference between vengeance and justice. Bruce didn't at first, but he learnt too as he took the title of Batman, he became more than just a man, he channeled his pain into making sure such an act would never befall another person again,” I looked at Sasuke, ”or in your case, another clan.”
The Uchiha looked like he had a lot to think about, he just nodded and continued waked. ”But what about her lasso?” Sakura asked, ”that isn't a warrior's weapon, so why a whip?”
I sighed, ”because I thought it would sound cool alright? Not everything is planned out.”
”Oh….why is Superman's weakness a rock?”
I turned to Naruto, ”this is why I didn't want people to know,” I sighed and turned to her, answering all her questions, and believe me, there were a lot.
Three days later:
It took us quite some time to get back home. I know find myself standing near the back with Misu while Kakashi debriefed the Hokage.
”...we were then approached by more of Gato's hired goons but managed to fight them off. Yami took care of them single handedly, he didn't kill any of the six hundred, he let them walk. With a few broken limbs and internal bleeding. After that Tazuna managed to finish building the bridge and our mission was completed. There is the matter of Gato trying to get his claws into that land for his drug trade operations that Yami discovered on his day off, it could possibly get him to try and take over the Land again.”
”I see,” the Hokage puffed his pipe, ”and in your professional opinion how do you think Gato should be handled?”
”He should be snipped into the bud, permanently. I suggest sending the ANBU, or a more qualified team,” Kakashi looked over at me, ”someone who's more open to the idea of taking care of an issue.”
”I can do it if the mission requires it,” I told him, ”I just prefer not to commit mass murder before I hit puberty.”
”Yami does have the moral high ground on us Kakashi,” the Hokage chuckled, ”but either way, I'll take your advice and see what I can do. Congratulations team 7, you have officially completed your first B rank mission, though I'll admit, it did get a little dangerous out them. Yami, thank you for taking care of them, I'm sure you saved them a lot of heartache.”
I grinned, ”not a problem sir, not a problem at all.”
Ping!
Quest Completed!
Protect the bridge builder!
Rewards:
Unlock Kiri Civil War storyline!
Uzumaki relics
20,000 EXP
Ping!
You have leveled up!
Yami, Little Professor
Level- 44 (13,800/68,900)
HP- 9,000/9,000 (+20)
SP- 4,475/4,475
CP- 5,800/5,800
CONTROL- 100%
FIRE- 100% WIND- 100% LIGHTNING- 100%
SCORCH- 100% SWIFT- 100%
POWER- 88%
Allegiance- Konoha
STR- 150 (+5)
VIT- 100
DEX- 100
INT- 100 (+2)
CHA- 300
CC- 250
LUC- 100 (+5)
Points- 7
Perk Points- 389
Cool! My control rose by 60% Nice! Now I only have to level up one more time to gain full control over Power Release!
Ping!
Quest Alert!
Stop the Kiri Civil War
Rewards:
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Failure:
Death
Do you Accept?
Y/N?
I blinked, okay what's this quest? Usually I'm told the details and then I get an option to accept but this..hm, why not? It's not like I have anything better to do. I selected yes.
The Hokage looked at Misu and smiled, ”I see that once again Konoha can play host to an Uzumaki. Kakashi has informed me beforehand of your circumstances Misu Uzumaki, of course you're more than welcome to stay in Konoha.”
Misu bowed, ”thank you lord Hokage, I'm grateful for the chance to stay with my grandson,” she smiled at Naruto, ”it means the world to me that I found my family once more, thank you for letting me stay here.”
”Of course. Now, we can provide living arrangements for you, it won't be anything fantastical, but it should be suitable. I'll have someone show you around and-”
”-Actually, Yami and Naruto have offered me their home to stay,” Misu smiled at me, ”after all it seems this young man here can afford it, so I was convinced to take him up on his offer.”
”Ah, I see, very well, that's fine too,” the Hokage nodded as he took out a file from his table, ”you'll have to fill these forms up in order to officialise the process. Naruto, why don't you and your teammates help your grandmother out with these papers? And I'm sure she would love a tour of Konoha as well.”
”You got it jiji!” Naruto grinned as he took the forms, ”come on grandma! I'll show you around! Come on Sakura! Sasuke!”
I don't know if Naruto realised he was being dismissed, but he sure moved fast. The moment the three genin and old woman were out the door the attitude in the room change. It was no longer fun and games, the Hokage had his game face on.
”The ninjas you sent us were...peculiar to say the least,” Hiruzen sighed as he put the pipe away, ”do you know who they are?”
”Zabuza, the Demon of the Mist,” I replied, ”I'm not sure who the second one was though.”
”Not that you gave him enough time to introduce himself before you beat him into a coma,” Kakashi murmured form inside his book.
The Hokage smiled, ”yes, I heared about that. I must say, your speed is already one of...great talk. But I must say, six hundred enemies in five minutes? I doubt even the Fourth could have done that.”
”The Fourth didn't have the Swift Release,” I spoke up.
The Hokage nodded, ”yes, you're unique kekkei genkai. I must say I've given it some though and I have to say your theory on being in such control that you can make you own elemental affinities sounds a bit odd….if I didn't just see you do it myself in the fight with Orochimaru. As such I believe you'll be the perfect flag man for this new mission,” he took out a scroll with the label 'S' on the front.
I raised an eyebrow, ”an S rank? What's the mission?”
”Free Kiri,” was his simple reply.
”Okay….a little more information please. Last thing you mentioned were about the prisoners we brought in.”
The Hokage nodded, ”yes. Tell me Yami, what do you know about the situation in Kiri right now?”
”Two factions, one with the Mizukage and blood purists and the other lead by bloodline supporters. I'm not really sure who's winning though.”
The Hokage nodded, ”it's a close war, which is why I want you to make sure that one side wins.”
”Which side will Konoha be supporting?” I asked.
”The bloodline users,” the man explained as he leaned back on his chair, ”can you guess my reasoning?”
”Because...because if we win the entirety of Kiri will owe us one, making them valuable allies which will encourage Suna to continued their friendship with us and make Iwa and Kumo to back off. If we lose however we can offer the bloodline users trying to escape a safe haven in Konoha, thereby gaining more kekkai genkais for ourselves. And there would be no question of their loyalty since they would owe us their lives.”
Kakashi closed his book and looked at me, ”Asuma wasn't kidding, you do sound like a Nara.”
I shrugged, ”it's a gift.”
”As you said Yami, Kiri's instability is our opportunity,” the Hokage looked serious, ”I wouldn't even consider this an option, but after seeing your abilities on display, I believe we just might have a chance to make this work.”
I nodded, ”I'm ready sir.”
”Good,” the man nodded as he got up, ”come with me, it's time we talked to our Kiri guests,” we left the tower immediately, the Hokage's ANBU guards followed us from a distance, while we stood out in the open, walking towards the East where the T&I office was located.
We reached there soon enough and the Hokage entered. The moment we stepped in we were greeted by two familiar individuals, Ibiki Morino and Anko Mitarashi.
Ibiki Morino, Sadist
Lv- 79
REP- 60
Anko Mitarashi, Sexy and Single
Lv- 75
REP- 87
Woah, 87 REP? What did I do? Oh wait, she hates Orochimaru, and I did kind of kick his ass...hm, cool.
Ibiki wore his trademark black overcoat and black uniform while Anko had her brown overcoat and a skin tight mesh that hugged her curves. They might now be as impressive as Samui's, btu I can say for certain she was the bustiest ninja this village had at the moment.
”Lord Hokage,” Ibiki bowed, ”we've prepared them, please, this way,” he guided us into the building. I felt my chakra sense flare, Ibiki's charka was normal, around jonin level. But Anko's, she was like a painting, a bicoloured painting. Her chakra was a mix of hers and Orochimaru's, immediately my eyes were drawn to her neck where it came flying off in waves.
Anko looked over and smirked, ”like something you see her squirt?”
I smiled, ”if I said you would that be too corny?”
”Oh, I like you. But sorry, you're too young for me,” she winked, ”call me when you start growing some hair down there okay?”
”Does that mean you'll give me your number then?” I asked.
Anko blinked, ”are you serious?”
I smiled, ”very. You're probably the hottest chick in the village,” I sighed, ”which is really really depressing considering you're like what? 20?”
”Yup!” she smirked.
”See! Argh! This is so unfair! Why couldn't I have been born sooner! All the hot chicks are at least 20!”
”Give it time Yami, I'm sure your generation has many beauties in it as well,” the Hokage smirked.
”Like who? Sakura is with Naruto, Hinata loves Naruto, Ino is a gossip queen with the emotional depth of a teaspoon, China's a fangirl,” que my shiver of disgust, ”and Tenten's would rather date a sword then a guy! And you know the worst part?!”
”They All have flat chests?” Kakashi guessed.
”EXACTLY!” I cried out, ”oh, and by the way, Kakashi sensei, you're kind of a perv.”
”Ah, now I see why you were so interested with that kumo kunoichi,” Hiruzen smiled, ”and here I was thinking it's because of her personality.”
”Did have some nice personalities,” I snickered.
”Are you seriously the same kid who fought Orochimaru?” Anko asked with an amused smirk, ”you sound like a horny teenager.”
I shrugged, ”how can I be, when I'm not even a teenager?”
Anko rolled her eyes before turning to the Hokage, ”did her seriously face Orochimaru? Or was that just some rumor we heard?”
The old man nodded, ”I assure you Anko, it was no rumour. Yami here did face my old student, and he almost won.”
Anko turned to me with wide eyes, ”how?”
I shrugged, ”I can use the Flying Thunder God jutsu.”
”You can?!” Anko's eyes widened, ”how?!”
”I'm somewhat of a seal master,” I told her before my eyes went to her neck, ”and speaking of seals, you have a particularly nasty one on you right now. And it reeks of Orochimaru's chakra.”
Anko's steps halted for a moment before she continued, ”how can you tell?”
”I'm a seal master, plus I can sense chakra signatures. His is right there, inside of you, just above the surface, itching to break out. You need to do something about it, the restrictions you place around it aren't very good.”
”Jiraiya himself designed that restriction,” the Hokage explained.
”And yet, it's not strong enough,” I hummed, ”I could take a look if you want, try and see if I can fix it.”
”Can you?” Anko asked, going over the Hokage's head.
I blinked, ”I can try.”
Anko turned to the Hokage, ”can he?”
”I know Yami is a skilled seal maker, he has to be considering his accomplishments with the Flying Thunder God jutsu,” the Hokage hummed, ”it couldn't hurt for him to take a look.”
Anko touched her neck, ”I'm free right now.”
I turned to the Hokage, ”should I try after we meet Zabuza?”
The man nodded, ”yes. Take how much every time you need. Oh, and try to get Misu involved as well. An Uzumaki's eyes will always be an asset.”
I nodded as we continued into the dungeons. Finally we stopped at a door, Ibiki opened it and inside was a table and chair and bounded before the table was Zabuza and Haku, bot covered with chakra suppression seals and chains.
They both looked at me, and immediately they recognized me. ”You little shit!” Zabuza cried out, ”I'm going to fucking kill you!”
I snorted, ”yeah yeah, sure you will.”
”Sir Ninja, can you do me the honour of telling me your name?” Haku asked, far more politely, but the anger was still there.
”Sure, it's Kakashi Hatake, I like reading porn because I'm going to die alone and a virgin,” I gave him a thumbs up.
”What?” Kakashi turned to me, ”you think I'm a virgin?”
”Aren't you?” I asked him.
”No.”
”I don't believe you.”
”Why?”
”Because why do read so much porn on a daily basis when you could instead physically touch someone?”
”Because women are trouble.”
”Okay, then why not men?”
”I'm not gay.”
”Your best friends wears skin tight green spandex and always tries to get physical with you. YOu may not be gay, but you sure so attract a lot of gay looks.”
”Kind of like how Zabuza is looking at you?”
”Exactly.”
”I'm not gay!” Zabuza cried out.
”Oh, someone's very homophobic isn't he?” I snorted.
”Such a prune,” Kakashi nodded.
”Obviously he's just doing his best to deny it. I mean look at the company he keeps. A guy that looks like a girl? Obviously he's gay, but isn't man enough to admit it.”
”When I get out of here I'm going to fucking kill you! You hear me brat?! I'm going to gut you!” Zabuza roared as he sent out waves of killing intent which I easily brushed off thanks to Gamer's Mind.
”Enough,” the Hokage said, his voice cutting through Zabuza's anger, ”we aren't here to fight like babies. We are here Zabuza Momochi, to offer you and your allie, an offer.”
”Whatever it is you can shove it up your-”
”-We're offering to help you free Kiri,” Hiruzen cut in, stopping Zabuza in his tracks and making Haku widen his eyes in surprise.
”W-what?” Zabuza asked.
”We're aware of why you were kicked out of Kiri,” the Hokage continued, ”we're offering you a chance to make things right and bring stability back to your land.”
”In exchange for what?” Zabuza growled.
”In exchange for a partnership,” Sarutobi replied, ”Kiri and Konoha have never been allies…, perhaps it's time to change that yes?”
”How? What are you willing to provide? What guarantees can you make?” Zabuza shot off.
”I have yet to speak with the Daimyo about this, so I cannot guarantee the full support of the Land of fire, yet. But I can make you one,” Sarutobi said before pointing to me, ”he will be coming with you.”
Zabuza halted, he turned to me and glared, ”what's your name kid?”
”Yami, orphan,” I replied.
”I heard about you,” Zabuza snorted, ”I heard you fought off that snake bastard single handedly. They call you the second Flash of Konoha.”
I shrugged, ”honestly I would prefer a cooler and more original name, but hey, it's not like I care.”
”Just him?” Zabuza asked the Hokage, ”we need more! The Mizukage has forces of jonin and chunin, the resistance barely has a handful of jonin level fighters.”
”I can also spare you some chunin, but until I gain permission from the Daimyo, that's all I can do,” the Hokage sighed.
The Demon of the Mist growled, ”fine! What do I have to do.”
Hiruzen then began to lay down the terms for the mission. They would first got to Hono and get permission from the daimyo, fi he denies it, they we would go over his head and sneak into Kiri secretly and help the resistance. If he does give us permission then we'll send a team of 50 chunin ninjas, and me, over and publically fight with the resistance movement. Either way, it looks like I'm heading to Kiri.
After the little 'integration', Zabuza and Haku were sent back to their cells and the Hokage dismissed Kakashi and me, ordering me alone to return tomorrow morning for a new mission. And the moment I was dismissed, Anko grabbed me and pulled me aside.
”Alright kid, when do we do this?” she asked nervously.
”I'm free right now,” I shrugged, ”come with me to my house, we can use my work room. I'm sure Misu will be there by now as well, she can help.”
”Who's Misu?” she asked as he ran off through the village rooftops.
”An Uzumaki seal mistress,” I told her as we arrived at my place fairly quickly, ”she' good. Very good.”
Anko nodded as we walked up to my apartment door, I felt Misu and Naruto inside, good. I opened the door, ”hey guys, I'm back. And I brought a friend.”
”Who?” Naruto asked from the kitchen.
”Naruto, this is Anko,” I said introducing her to them, ”Anko, Naruto and his grandmother Misu Uzumaki.”
”Oh who's this? Your girlfriend?” Misu asked in a teasing tone.
”I wish,” I snorted.
”He's too young for me,” Anko replied.
I rolled my eyes, ”anyway, Misu, I was hoping you could help me out. You see Anko has this nasty curse seal on her neck, you think you can help me remove it?”
Misu blinked, ”well, it's certainly not my area of expertises, but I'll do my best. But maybe we can do it after lunch yes? I'm famished, I'm sure Ms. Anko feels the same.”
”Oh please ma'am, Anko's fine,” Anko smiled, ”and yes, I could eat. Where do you want to go? I know this great dango place we can try!”
”Dango? Pft please, let's go to Ichiraku's! We can have some ramen!” Naruto exclaimed.
”Ramen?! You want to eat ramen for lunch?!” Anko gasped, ”that's disgusting!”
”You wanted to have sweets!”
”So? Dango is the food of the Gods!”
”No! Ramen is the food of the Gods!”
”Dango!”
”Ramen!”
”Dango!”
”Ramen!”
”Shut up!” I cried out, ”not another word for the both of you!” I groaned as I pinched my nose, ”God, it's like I'm stuck with two Narutos!”
”Hey! Take that back! I'm nothing like this pipsqueak!” Anko cried.
”Oh yeah?! You should be honoured to be compared to me crazy lady!” Naruto yelled.
”What did you say brat?!”
”Enough!” I yelled once more, ”for the love of God enough! We aren't going out, sit down the both of you, I'll make us something. Just please, for the love of God don't start yelling again!” I groaned as I took off my coat and jacket, putting them up to hang before I unzipped my armour loosening the straps up.
”You can cook?” Anko asked in surprise.
”Yeah! Yami's the best cook I know!” Naruto grinned, ”his food always makes me feel powerful!”
I rolled my eyes as I took out a bunch of ingredients to make some curry and rice, ”that's because it's home made, and not store bought,” I made three clones and each set out to help me make lunch.
”You know you could just let them do all the work,” Anko suggested as she and Naruto sat down by the kitchen counter to watch.
”Hey!” a clone cried out, ”that's slavery man!”
”If he did that, then we would make clones to do our work for us!” another replied.
I smirked, ”that's the problem with three different versions of me. All of them are cocky little shits. Plus, if I'm not willing to do the work, they won't either.”
Anko snorted, ”that's silly, taking orders from a clone.”
”Says the woman wearing nothing but skin tight mesh,” I smiled, ”not that I'm complaining. It's certainly helping me reach puberty faster.”
”Yes, you can't you wear something decent,” Misu snorted, ”you're giving kunoichi's everywhere a bad name.”
Anko groaned, ”bit me you old prune.”
”Relax Anko, she' just jealous,” I smirked, ”you see, every woman who has ever insulted you because of your looks is doing so because of one reason, you are the hottest woman in this village and they know it.”
”What?! No way! Sakura is much prettier!” Naruto cried out.
I rolled my eyes, ”Sakura has the curves of a chopping board, that is to say, none.”
”There is more to what make a woman attractive then just her body Yami, I thought someone as mature as you would know that,” Misu huffed.
”I'm surrounded my kunoichi's grandma,they're all intelligent and powerful, so the only way one can be considered superior to the other, is because of their body. And Anko over here has the best body in the whole of Konoha!” I cried out, ”isn't that right boys?!”
”Hell yeah!” the clones cried out.
Anko grinned, ”okay, now you're laying it on a little thick there. I know I'm hot, but there's no way I'm the hottest chick in the village.”
My clones and I looked at her and raised an eyebrow, ”really?” I asked, ”name me one kunoichi with bigger breasts and a hotter body that you.”
Anko smirked, ”that's easy…..ah….wait a minutes….give me a second,” she groaned, ”I….oh my God! I am the hottest kunoichi in the village!”
I sighed, ”yes, and you're like 20. Why can't chicks my age be just as hot?! ARGH!”
”This is frustrating!” a clone yelled.
”What's the point of being super awesome if you don't have a chick to share it with?!” another yelled out.
”It's like the Academy all over again. The only chicks who get us are older and wouldn't be caught dead looking at us!” the clone to my right cried out.
”Now now Yami, I'm sure there's a girl out there just for you,” Misu smiled, ”and I'm also sure she'll appreciate it if you stopped looking at women as sexual objects.”
”There's nothing wrong with appreciating someone's beauty you old bag of bone,” Anko snorted.
”Bag of bones?! How dare you!”
And it went like this for some time until lunch was served. We sat down in the rarely used dining table as the clones set up the table. I served everyone some curry with rice, the food gaining a 64% bonus from my cooking skills.
”Looks good,” Misu said with a smile.
”Thanks for the mean!” Naruto yelled as he began scarfing down the food.
”Honestly ramen boy, can't you act with some decency?” Anko snorted taking her own spoon, ”honestly, animal.”
”Naruto tends to get enthusiastic about food,” I shrugged as I ate some, ”please, try some.”
”Right,” Anko scooped some curry and rice and swallowed it. Immediately her eyes widened, ”this is amazing!”
”You're a good cook Yami,” Misu nodded as they began to scarf down the curry and rice.
”Oh please, you flatter me,” I smiled as they quickly finished their plates, ”you might want to slow down there guys.”
”More please!” Anko cried out, ehr plate empty and her eyes shining.
I blinked, ”ah, okay,” I filled her plate up, and then Naruto's and then Mitsu's. Guess they really liked it.
Twenty minutes later and we were all on the couch stuffed. Anko groaned as she patted her belly, ”how does it taste so good?”
”I told you, Yami's a great cook,” Naruto groaned.
”Good isn't cutting it,” Misu sighed, ”that was amazing. It's like I have twice as much energy as before.”
I smiled, ”you're welcome. By the way Anko, I also give great oil massages,” I winked.
She snorted, ”still not interested short stuff.”
I smiled, ”one day when I'm all grown up and hot and your old and you boobs start to sag, you'll regret not going out with me now.”
Anko waved her hand, ”yeah yeah, I'm sure.”
”Right...anyway, shall we begin?” I stood up, game face on.
”Right,” Misu looked serious as well as she turned to Anko, ”where shall we do this?”
”My workroom,” I lead them inside. The clones had worked and cleared it out, setting up a futon on the floor and scrolls and ink around.
I took out my tools and removed my armour, relieving the plain cotton shirt I wore underneath. I rolled up my sleeves and pointed to the futon, ”please, take off your coat and lay on your stomach.”
Anko nodded as she did just that, putting her hands under her chin to look up straight. I turned to Naruto, ”Naruto, this is sort of a private thing for Anko, so if you could step out.”
”It's fine,” Anko said, ”I don't mind. Just don't ask too many questions ramen boy.”
”Yeah yeah dango lady,” Naruto huffed as he closed the door behind him.
I kneeled next to her neck and pulled the mesh down revealing her curse mark. It was in the form of three tomoes, similar to the sharingan's commas. I observed it;
Cursed Seal of Heaven, S rank
The user receives increased chakra levels and physical capabilities when the seal is active.
SEALED: Evil Sealing Method
I snorted, ”pathetic. The seal itself is impressive, but the way it's sealed off from you. Honestly, it's like a bandage for a gaping wound.”
”Can you do something about it?” Anko asked.
Misu hummed as she approached the seal and channeled chakra into her fingertips. ”This might sting a little,” she wanted.
”Do it,” Anko gritted her teeth.
Misu pressed her fingers on the seal and turned them clockwise, causing the seal to suddenly explode into kanji that spread all over Anko's body.
”Shit!” Anko hissed, ”what did you do?”
”It's called a revealing touch,” I explained, ”it allows us to view just how the seal was constructed and what different parts makes it up. You'll need to remove your mesh Anko, we can't see some of them.”
”You sure this isn't just a plot for you to look at my breast?” Anko snorted.
”Believe me Anko, I would rather see you magnificent breasts when we're not trying to remove a curse seal. But hey, if you want you can show me them again after we're done,” I chuckled.
”Yeah, keep dreaming kid,” Anko snorted as she slowly removed her mesh. I made sure not to stare, I just saw a hint of her nipples before she went back down. I looked back and saw Naruto looking away, his face red.
I sighed and got back to work. Misu and I scanned the seals on her back, they were intricate and...well, complex. But I think I'm beginning to understand how they work.
I hissed, ”this is both the most amazing and disgusting seal I have ever seen in my life. It's so complex and brilliant, but at the same time it's so disgusting and perverse.”
”Hm, I can't seem to decipher this part Yami, can you?” Misu asked.
”Hm,” I looked at the kanji, ”it says how the seal's going to store away Orochimaru's chakra...no...wait, not chakra...oh shit!”
”What? What happened?” Anko asked.
I needed to get a look at this thing, a good look at it. I need...my Sharingan eyes, they could see chakra networks, but I can't reveal myself. Shit! No choice.
I looked up, ”Misu, Naruto, I need you both to look away for a moment.”
”What? Why?” Naruto asked.
”I'm about to try something...different,” I told him, ”please, just for a moment.”
”Hey there, don't go getting any ideas kid, I'm not afraid to cleave a kid's dick off!” Anko yelled back.
”Oh hush you,” I grumbled before turning to the two Uzumaki's, ”please, don't ask questions.”
They both nodded and turned away. I looked at ANko and channeled chakra into my eyes and once again my vision began to slow down, it became clearer and more controlled. I looked with my red eyes and saw the way Anko's chakra moved and interacted with the seal and with what was inside the seal. A bit of Orochimaru's chakra, and his soul.
I could see it, that disgusting purple aura, so much more condensed than chakra. It generated its own chakra, it couldn't be anything else but his soul.
I deactivated my eyes and sighed, ”you can look again.”
”What did you find?” Misu asked.
”It's a fucking horcrux,” I spat, ”you can put your mesh back on Anko. I'm done.”
”What's a horcrux?” Misu asked.
”It's an idea I toyed it, just on paper,” I quickly said as Anko got up and looked at me, ”it's basically...it's a way for you to become immortal.”
”I'm sorry what?” Anko blinked, ”immortal?”
I nodded, ”yeah. It's like this, you take a piece of your own soul and put it into another container. That way if your main body dies, you have a backup in another body and eventually, the soul will take over the host, like a fungus.”
Anko's hand went to her seal, ”t-this is supposed to kill me and change me into another Orochimaru?”
”Not if you don't use it, and since you don't nothing will happen to you. You see the more you use it the more tired you become with his chakra and the easier it will be for the host to take over. It's...it's fucking disgusting.”
Anko looked pale. Even Misu looked horrified, ”I have never in all my years ever heard of someone doing something like that.”
I sighed, ”welcome to the modern world grandma Uzumaki.”
”Can you remove it?” Anko asked immediately, ”you know what it is, can you destroy it?”
”I can't destroy it,” I sighed, ”not without killing the host.”
Anko groaned, ”fuck!”
”But,” I sighed rubbing my eyes, they were itchy, I really need to get used to using my red eyes, ”I can do something about it.”
Ping!
Quest Alert!
Heal Anko! Remove the Seal!
Rewards:
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Failure:
-50 REP to Anko
Do you accept?
Y/N?
”How?” Anko asked.
I selected yes and explained, ”the purpose of the seal is to serve as a container for a soul. Only the thing inside is like magma, you try to do anything and you'll destroy the vessel, you try to remove it, it'll melt the container along the way. But, if you use it like it's designed to be used...then the vessel if left unharmed.”
”Y-you want to turn me into Orochimaru?!” Anko cried out.
”No, not you,” I told her. I grabbed a scroll and opened it up, ”what I'm saying is, we pour his soul into something else, something that can contain it.”
”Do you have something like that?” Misu asked.
”No...but I can make on,” I groaned, ”a pot maybe, something to pour the magma into and the seal it away for good.”