Chapter 154 – Yama’s First Disciple (2/2)

I raised my head, and saw that Footy was standing in front of me while smiling, as if nothing happened! Fuck this! I am nearly dead from all the running, why is this geezer still so energized?

“Geezer, who exactly are you! Something’s wrong with you right, causing troubles for me for no reason!” Seeing that I can’t escape, I just ignored everything and roared.

“Almsgiver, the lowly Daoist has already said that this lowly Daoist is Jiaoyazi! The reason coming to find almsgiver is to take back the power in your body!” Jiaoyazi said without changing his expression.

“You keep on saying that you want to take back the power in my body, what’s your purpose?” I said in annoyance.

“The power on almsgiver is very evil, once it is completely developed, it will cause damage to the world! This lowly Daoist is going the heaven’s work, if you continue to not recognize your mistake, this lowly Daoist will forcefully take it back! The only fear is that at that time your soul will disperse, never to reincarnate!” Jiaoyazi said solemnly.

“You keep on saying that you are acting out heaven’s will, then I’ll ask you, don’t you have superpowers as well? How are you going to explain that?” I pointed to Footy and swore.

“I’m different from you! This lowly Daoist is the first disciple under Yama, carrying out a mission in the human realm, specifically eliminating people like you that practicing evil cultivation methods and try to harm your surroundings.”

“What? Who did you say you are?” I asked in shock.

“I’m Yama’s first disciple!” Jiaoyazi repeated.

Hearing that, I nearly died of happiness, it can’t be that much of a coincidence right? With my luck, I can’t die even if I want to, this Footy is actually old bro Yama’s disciple!

“So you’re Yama’s disciple, since it’s like this, I’ll tell you, I’m Yama’s didi!” Regaining my confidence, my tone also returned to normal.

“You said you are shifu’s… didi?” Jiaoyazi momentarily blanked and looked at me in confusion.

“What? Since you know that, then why don’t you just screw off!” I said confidently.

“That’s not right, I never heard of shifu having siblings!” Jiaoyazi’s tone also became cold. “

Almsgiver, stop pretending, ignoring whether shifu has any siblings, even if he has any, it’s impossible for them to practice this kind of evil cultivation!”

“I really am Yama’s didi!” I said assuredly. “Go and ask your shifu if you don’t believe me!”

“Ask? How? Do you think it’s so easy going back to the underworld? I would have gone back ages ago if I could!” Jiaoyazi said.

“…” This is rather troublesome, how am I supposed to explain to this Footy.

“You have nothing to say now right! Hehe! As long as you cooperate with this lowly Daoist, this lowly Daoist will not harm your life!” Saying that, Jiaoyazi took out a red dan and handed it to me.

“What is this?” I didn’t receive it.

“As long as you consume it, the powers on your body will disappear, but it won’t have any other effects,”

“Fuck, why are you so stubborn, I told you that I’m Yama’s didi already, in other words your martial uncle, isn’t this going against your seniors?!” I shouted.

“Hehe, this isn’t up to you! If you aren’t going to eat it, then I’ll use force!” Jiaoyazi laughed coldly.

“Ai —— Wait!” I suddenly recalled the most important thing!

“What is it?” Jiaoyazi asked weirdly.

“I’m going to give old bro Yama a call…” Saying that, I took out the jade pendant that I carried around in front of my chest.

1. His name is Jiaoyazi (焦牙子), which sounds the same as Foot (脚丫子) except the intonations. I’m using Footy because it’s more like a name.