Chapter 155 – I’m Your Martial Uncle (1/2)

“How do you use this thingy…” I muttered, the black thingy doesn’t even have a button, I don’t know if it’s broken or not, but the success or failure this time depends on it!

“Old bro Yama, are you there!” I roared to the black jade.

No reply.

“Old bro Yama, can you hear me?” I continued to roar.

Still no reply.

“Fuck, damn Yama, what are you doing?” I said angrily.

Still no reply.

“Wahahahahaha! Say, Almsgiver, stop messing with this lowly Daoist, this thing can make a call? Hahaha!” Jiaoyazi couldn’t help but laugh.

However, at this moment, an annoyed roar sounded out from within the jade pendant, “Fuck, who’s disturbing my sleep? What is it!”

This voice… It’s my old bro Yama! Fuck, there’s finally a reply!

Just as I was about to speak, Footy beside me excitedly leaped up, and shouted with a tears, “Shifu… Is it you? Is it you? I’m Jiaoyazi!”

“Jiaoyazi? So it’s you brat, I just fucking fell asleep, and you called me, let’s see how I take care of you when you come back to the underworld!” Yama said.

“……”焦牙子这时正一脸苦相，打扰师傅的人是面前这小子，都怪自己一时心切，变成了顶缸的。

“…” Jiaoyazi showed a troubled expression, the person that disturbed shifu is the brat in front of him, he could only blame his impatience, and thus became the one to take the blame.

I had a gloating expression, and looked proudly at him.

“What did you find me for?” Yama asked.

“No-Nothing,” Jiaoyazi didn’t know what to say all of a sudden, and stuttered. He looked weirdly at the jade pendant in front of him, there actually was something like this, it was like the phones in the human realm. However, he didn’t recall that the last time he returned to the underworld was six hundred years ago, this dark energy phone is a recent product, he naturally wouldn’t know.

“Why did you call me for no reason then… Ai, that’s not right! How can you call me? Aside from my gandidi, no one else has this phone number in the living realm! Ai, fuck, I wonder how’s my lil bro, he hasn’t contacted me in so long, I miss him so much!” Yama murmured to himself.

They say the listener will always read too much into things the speaker says. Jiaoyazi on this side of the phone’s expression was already pale, hearing shifu say that “gandidi”, he gulped. It looks like the person in front of him is truly shifu’s didi! Now he’s made a grave mistake!

“Old bro Yama, I’m Liu Lei!” Hearing that old bro Yama actually didn’t forget about me, I immediately said loudly towards the jade pendant.

“Good kid! It really is you! Old bro really miss you! How is it, did manage to get the little girl?” Hearing that it’s me, Yama immediately got happy.

“Hehe, you still need to ask, look at who your lil bro is!” I said proudly.

“Oh yeah, lemme ask you something, did you sleep with the girl?” Yama suddenly thought of something and quickly asked.

I sweat! He could actually ask this sort of stuff?

“Did you or not! Lil bro, say it quickly! There isn’t much time left, if you haven’t then mount her quickly!” Yama said anxiously.

“Old bro, this doesn’t seem to have anything to do with you right…” I said awkwardly.

“What do you mean nothing to do with me! Lives are at stake! Tell old bro first, did you or did you not!” Old bro Yama interrupted me.

“I did…” I could only say helplessly.