Chapter 866 (1/2)
The fat woman said with a smile: ”brother, I am the owner of this family. Ha ha... I see that you are also fat. We are the same kind of goods, so we will let you go. Otherwise, I would have called the police.”
”You... You are the master of this family?”
”Yes, I tell you: there are many rags in my family. I wanted to sell them for a long time. I haven't collected any rags recently. I just met you today. Come on in.”
The fat woman took out the key, opened the door and said to Hercules, ”come in, man.”
Hercules was overjoyed and rushed into the yard.
”Look, man, there's a pile of rags in the corner. They're all unwanted. You give me a price. If it's suitable, I'll sell them to you all.”
Hercules walked towards the corner and passed the red electric car. He looked carefully and found that there was no crack in the rearview mirror.
Hercules sighed, thinking: Grandma's, I fell a butt pier, and was entangled by this fat woman.
Hercules went to the corner, looked at the pile of rags, and said to the fat woman, ”I don't collect these rags. I collect waste paper.”
The fat woman turned her lips and said discontentedly, ”man, how can anyone collect junk and only waste paper? I don't think you are a rag collector at all
”You... Why do you say that?”
”Ha ha... Man, if you collect rags, why don't you even have a steelyard? How do you accept it? Do you weigh your eyes? ”
Hercules patted his head and thought: Damn, why did I forget to bring the scales? It's not that I showed my feet all at once.
”Ha ha... What I said is right, man. I don't think you are a thief. Why do you pretend to be a rag collector and climb to my courtyard wall to peep?”
Hercules had no words to answer, sophisticated: ”I... if I knew which company had waste paper, I would come to collect it in the afternoon. I only have a steelyard. My wife uses it in the morning and I use it in the afternoon.”
The fat woman looked up and laughed.
”What are you laughing at?”
”Man, you said you had a wife? Ha ha... I'm sure you're not married yet. ”
Hercules was surprised and asked: ”how do you know I'm not married?”
”Man, as soon as you saw me, your face turned a little red. What does that mean? It means you're not married, you've never met a woman. Besides, look at your shirt collar. It's black. If you had a wife, I would have washed it for you. ”
Hercules sighed, he suddenly felt: this fat woman and he have fate.
Otherwise, he would have been caught climbing other people's walls.
The fat woman laughs and asks, ”man, just tell the truth. What do you do?”
Hercules looked around and asked, ”elder sister, isn't your man here?”
The fat woman stared and asked, ”what do you mean, man? If my man is not here, do you miss me? ”
”No... no, I'm just worried that when your man comes back and sees us chatting in the yard, there may be a misunderstanding.”
Fat woman ha ha a smile, say: ”brother son, you see how old I am?”
Hercules looked up and down at the fat woman and replied, ”elder sister, I think you are in your thirties.”
Fat woman face a board, angry said: ”brother son, you really don't mean enough, even so insult me, fortunately I am in a good mood today, otherwise, you can't afford to go.”