Chapter 651 (2/2)
Two scabby son said: ”my hand is a little cold, I have to put it in my arms. When it's hot, I'll pinch your face again.”
Chang Wen thinks that ER laizi is making a fuss. He just pinches the landlady's face. It's worth washing his hands and putting his hands in his arms. It's a lot of trouble.
Two mangzi put his right hand into his arms. After a long time, he took his hand out of his arms and said, ”Madame, then I really pinched it?”
The landlady frowned and said, ”if you want to pinch it, hurry up, or I won't let you pinch it.”
Two mangzi's hand trembled a little. He suddenly felt that his whole arm was numb, as if he couldn't lift it.
”I... there seems to be something wrong with my arm...”
Er Biaozi suddenly felt that his legs were soft. To tell the truth, although he was nearly 30 years old, he never touched a woman.
All the women hate him, not only because he is poor, but also because he is dirty.
The two lepers lifted up their right hands with their left hands.
His right hand was shaking like a pendulum.
The landlady was a little impatient and said, ”are you pinching or not?”
”I... I pinch...”
Two scabies' right hand finally lifted up, he gently pinched the right face of the landlady.
The landlady turned her right face to Chang Wen and asked, ”has the water come out?”
Chang Wen shook his head and replied, ”of course, there is no water. Is that conceivable? Madame, although you are beautiful and tender, you can't squeeze out water. ”
The second leper widened his eyes, looked at the landlady's face carefully, and murmured, ”why didn't he squeeze out water? No, it's said that the landlady of yipinxiang hotel is so tender that she can squeeze water out of her face. Why didn't I
The landlady said with a smile: ”this little brother, if you lose the bet, don't go to school as soon as possible. I'll give you the time. You must call for ten minutes. Otherwise, you are not allowed to get up.”
Two scabies seem to suddenly wake up, he put his right hand on his face, satisfied and said: ”today, I finally achieved my wish, I... I am willing to learn dog barking, not to say 10 minutes, is called an hour, called a day, is worth it.”
The two lepers lay on the ground, raised their necks and barked like dogs.
The sound of the two scabies was very loud, which attracted many people to watch. This time, the restaurant was full of people.
Er Biaozi is really good at barking. He learns to bark like a dog, and then barks like a dog, and then barks like an old dog.
Many onlookers said:
”This man is really wonderful. Maybe he was a dog in his last life.”
”Yes, he learned barking like a real barking dog.”
The two lepers screamed like crazy for ten minutes, but they still had a little more to say.
He was so happy, because he finally realized his dream and pinched the pretty landlady's face.
From now on, he finally has the capital to boast.
He can boast to others: the most beautiful woman in our area is the landlady of yipinxiang hotel. Do you know that I pinched her face, which is so tender that when I pinched it, it was like a fountain. ”