Chapter 651 (1/2)
Obviously, the landlady has already let Chang Wen pinch her face.
The problem is: Chang Wen is not interested in the boss's wife's face. What he is really interested in is er Biaozi.
Chang Wen said: ”Madame, I'll ask this little brother to pinch your face for me to see if he can squeeze out water. If he can squeeze out water, I'll give you double money for dinner.”
The landlady lowered her face and said unhappily, ”handsome man, am I so annoying to you?”
”Madame, I don't hate you.”
”I asked you to wring my face, but you didn't do it. You let this country bumpkin wring my face. Don't you hate me?”
”Ha ha... Madame, you misunderstood me. I asked this little brother to pinch your face because I just blew the bull, so I had to cash it.”
The landlady asked suspiciously, ”what did you boast about?”
”Just now, when this little brother introduced yipinxiang Hotel, he said that the landlady is a great beauty. In this small town, everyone wants to pinch your face. He said that as long as you pinch your face, it will flow out like a spring. I don't believe it. So this little brother made a bet with me that if you can pinch your face, it will flow out, I'll lie on the ground and bark like a little dog. ”
After listening to the music, the landlady asked, ”what if I can't squeeze the water?”
”Then let the little brother lie on the ground and bark for ten minutes.”
”Really?”
”It's true, of course.”
Chang Wen asked Er laizi, ”do we make such a bet?”
In order to pinch the landlady's face, the second leper had to pinch his nose and said, ”yes, that's how we bet. If we can squeeze out water, my elder brother will kneel down and go to school twice. If we can't squeeze out water, I'll have to go to school for ten minutes.”
The landlady turned her lips and said, ”handsome man, you are bullying countrymen. If you lose, you only learn to bark twice. If someone else loses, you have to bark for ten minutes. I said, you city people just like bullying countrymen.”
”Madame, don't get me wrong. This little brother put forward the bet we made. No wonder I did.”
The landlady is also a lively person. Of course, she knows that she can't squeeze her face out of the water. If that's the case, er Biaozi will go to school for ten minutes.
The landlady is a person who likes to joke and is also a person who likes to be lively. She said with a smile, ”OK, then I'll let this little brother pinch my face. However, I have something to say first, but I'm not allowed to pinch hard.”
Two scabies see the boss allowed him to pinch face, happy to jump three feet high, promised: ”boss, you don't worry, don't look at me five big three thick, but, I can love a woman, how can I pinch your face hard, impossible.”
The landlady tilted her face, patted her right face with her hand and said, ”this little brother, then you can pinch it.”
The second leper was flattered and said, ”I... I have to wash my hands, so as not to dirty your face.”
Two lepers ran into the kitchen and asked a cook, ”do you have any soap?”
The chef nuzui, impatient said: ”you don't have long eyes, soap on the edge of the pool.”
He soaped three times and washed for ten minutes before he ran out of the kitchen.
He held out his hand for the landlady to see.
”You see, how clean my hands are.”
The landlady squinted at the hands of the two lepers and said coldly, ”brother, hurry up and pinch it. I want to hear you bark like a dog.”
Two scabies wiped their hands on the clothes twice and solemnly extended their hands.