Chapter 650 (2/2)
The landlady laughed and said modestly, ”people say I'm beautiful, but I don't think I'm beautiful. It's a pity that I put this flower on the cow dung.”
Chang Wen asked, ”Madame, what does your husband do?”
”Don't mention him. This hotel was originally owned by my parents in law. After my husband and I got married, my parents in law left this hotel to us. My husband is responsible for purchasing outside, and I am responsible for keeping accounts. When I meet distinguished guests, I cook and cook myself. ”
”Madame, then you are married to a petty bourgeois. If you don't marry your husband, maybe you don't have this hotel.”
”Ah! Handsome, you're half right. I'm a countryman. My mother's family is more than ten miles away from here. My family is very poor. I have two brothers above me, and I can't afford a daughter-in-law all the time. So my parents married me to the town, because my mother-in-law is willing to pay 50000 yuan for the bride price. ”
”Ah! It's not easy to be able to give a bride price of 50000 yuan locally. ”
”To put it bluntly, my parents sold me to this family.”
”Isn't your husband good?”
”Don't mention him. I'm angry when I mention him. My husband is too short, only one meter five, just like a child. Besides, my husband is still lame. He's so ugly when he walks. Since I got married, I've never walked with my husband. I'm afraid I'll lose my face. ”
Chang Wen comforted: ”Madame, although your husband is shorter and uglier, I think he must be very kind to you. That's enough. If your husband is tall and handsome, maybe he will go out for a picnic. In that case, it's better to find an ugly and short husband to live comfortably. ”
The landlady sighed and said, ”my husband is just short and ugly, but he is still a little silly.”
”Is your husband a fool?”
”It's half a fool. Every time he goes shopping, he will be cheated. I have to order in person. I just want him to get the goods back. To put it bluntly, he is a coolie
Chang Wen sighed, thinking: no wonder the old saying: good men have no good wives, good women have no good clothes, this is true.
Chang Wen meets many couples who are similar to Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang. It seems that the landlady is a modern version of Pan Jinlian.
The landlady looked at Chang Wen and asked, ”handsome guy, are you in your twenties this year?”
”Ha ha... Boss, your eyes are a bit clumsy. I'm 30 years old this year.”
”Ah! Handsome boy, you are so tender that you can't see that you are a 30-year-old. You look like a 25-year-old or 6-year-old student who just stepped out of school. ”
”I'm flattered.”
The landlady asked again, ”handsome man, are you married? I don't think you're married yet. ”
”I'm wrong again. I've been married a long time ago, and my children are five years old.”
Landlady Du mouth, unhappy said: ”handsome, you lie, a look at you are not married.”
”How can you tell I'm not married?”
”As soon as you enter the hotel, you stare at me. If you have a wife, you won't be interested in women.”
”You said I was staring at you? No, ”he said
”Not yet? Your hot eyes make me feel embarrassed. Although I'm a little daughter-in-law, my skin is very thin. ”
Chang Wen laughed and said, ”Madame, I heard that your face is so tender that you can wring it out of the water. I don't know if it's true or not?”
The proprietress laughed and said half jokingly, ”handsome man, can you screw out water? Just try it.”