Chapter 640 (1/2)

Two Ni dejected said: ”this guy's good luck, the thief saved him, fortunately he didn't report to the police, otherwise, we will be in big trouble.”

Dani said with indifference: ”what are you afraid of? If you don't admit it, it's just playing with him.”

Ernie reminded: ”you have to pay attention to what you say. Be careful that he records. This guy is very cunning. Don't let him get hold of us.”

”I see. When I talk to him later, keep it down. Even if he wants to record it, he can't record it.”

Dani hung up the phone, knocked on the door, said: ”you open the door, I will not eat you, talking through the door, let me not used to.”

Chang Wen knew that there was only Dani outside the door. He opened the door and said happily, ”Dani, please come in.”

Dani went into the room, looked around and asked, ”don't you have any recording equipment here?”

”Ha ha... You are so funny. What am I recording? Do you want to record my conversation with you? Do you think it's necessary? ”

Dani sat down on the stool, crossed her legs and said in a low voice, ”Dani said, let me pay attention to what I say, don't let you record.”

Chang Wen laughs and says, ”well, you can speak in a low voice.”

Looking at Chang Wen, Dani asked, ”what does the thief who ran into my house look like today? Give me a detailed description. ”

Chang Wen pretended to recall, said: ”the thief is very short, only about 1.5 meters in shape, with a garlic nose, a pair of triangular eyes, mouth a little open, in short, to be as ugly as possible.”

Dani said thoughtfully, ”there is no such ugly man in our little Lizhuang. It seems that there is no such man in the nearby village. Is he a fugitive? Even if he is a fugitive, how can he know that there is no one in my family? ”

”Your courtyard is locked and your house is locked. Naturally, there is no one. You can think of it even with your feet.”

”Isn't the thief afraid that the owner of the house will come back and block him in the house and catch him?”

”Ha ha... Maybe the thief is bold enough to give up his life in order to steal.”

Da Ni looked at Chang Wen and asked with concern, ”you've been hungry for three days and three nights. Do you feel bad? Hum! You're stupid, too. There's lobs and sweet potatoes in the cellar

Chang Wen lied and said, ”ha ha... I'm not stupid. I've found radish and sweet potato in the cellar for a long time, so I'm not polite. I ate a lot of big radish and sweet potato. They taste good.”

”You... You ate radishes and sweet potatoes in the cellar?”

In fact, Chang Wen didn't find radish and sweet potato in the cellar, because he didn't know that the cellar was a place for storing vegetables. He thought it was a Tibetan cave.

”You... You didn't poop in the cellar, did you?”

Chang Wen laughed and lied: ”I ate so many radishes and sweet potatoes, and naturally I had to poop and pee. I yelled and asked you to let me out so that I could go to the toilet. But nobody paid attention to it, so I had to pull it in the cellar. Oh! It stinks. It's killing me. ”

Dani said unhappily: ”you are also a cultural person. Why do you do such disgusting things?”

”Dani, as the old saying goes, you can't take care of shit and fart. You two shut me in the cellar, don't let me go to the toilet, let me suffocate? As the saying goes, ”living people can't be suffocated by urine, so I have to sprinkle it in the cellar.”

Dani rolled her eyes at Chang Wen and said angrily, ”you... You...”

Chang Wen looks at Dani and thinks: this girl is a little silly. Maybe she can get some words out of her mouth.

”Dani, I want to do business with you.”

”What business do you do with me?” asked Dani curiously