Chapter 639 (1/2)
Dani asked eagerly, ”is there only one thief? What does the thief look like? ”
”I can only see this man. As for what he looks like, I can't see clearly in the dark cellar.”
”And then?”
”Later, the thief touched me again and scolded me: you poor man, why don't you have any money on you. I said, ”my money has been taken away by my two sisters.”
Dani said angrily: ”I... we didn't rob your money. Your money is in your backpack. We haven't moved a cent.”
”When the thief was about to leave, he kicked me and scolded me: you stinking guy, those two sisters are really blind. How can they take a fancy to you? Are you unwilling to marry two sisters, so they kidnapped you? I answer: you guessed too right, two sisters all took a fancy to me, I, only like the eldest brother, the eldest son was angry, then threw me into the cellar
Dani angrily yelled: ”Chang, you bastard, I didn't like you. Why do you talk nonsense and ruin my reputation?”
”Dani, I like to joke. I just have fun talking with the thief.”
”You... You've been hungry for three days and three nights. How can you climb up the cellar?”
”Dani, I've been hungry for three days and nights, and I can't stand up. I can't climb up to the cellar. But my head is so good. I have an idea and say to the thief: Although I don't have any money, I have a bank card with 100000 yuan in it. If you carry me out of the cellar, and then carry me to the town, I'll go to the bank and give you 100000 yuan. ”
”Ah! You cunning thing, it seems that the thief is a fool. He must have fallen into your trap. ”
”Yes, the thief said cheerfully: OK, I'll carry you on my back and hire a donkey to take you to town. You have to give me 100000 yuan. If you lose a cent, I'll throw you back to the cellar.”
Dani asked curiously, ”is it the thief who carried you out of the cellar and sent you to town?”
”Yes, as soon as I got into the town, I said to the thief: there is a police station in the town. There are policemen inside. You wait outside the town. I'll take the money and send it to you. As soon as the thief heard this, he didn't dare to enter the town. So I walked slowly to the hotel with the help of the wall. It was so simple. ”
”You... You lied to the thief?”
”Yes, I cheated the thief. I thought: maybe the thief is still waiting for me outside the town. Unfortunately, he will never wait for me. Fortunately, I am kind-hearted, otherwise, I will call the police and arrest the thief.”
”Chang, you're lucky.”
Chang Wen asked: ”Dani, I don't understand. Why do you and Erni want to kidnap me?”
”You are too broad-minded, you know too much, so we have to kidnap you.”
”Dani, you and Ernie are so cruel. They just want to starve me to death. But for this thief, I would be dead.”
”My family name is Chang. Ernie and I are not so cruel. We don't want to starve you to death. We just want to teach you a lesson. In fact, just two hours ago, Ernie went home and brought you six steamed buns. However, as soon as we got home, we found that you had run away.”
”You said Ernie brought me six meat buns? I don't believe in ghosts. ”
”Believe it or not, anyway, Ernie and I didn't want to kill you.”