Chapter 3 (1/2)
Xu Haodong has been chased and beaten by his mother for three times. He is jumping up and down. He has been fighting since he was a child. He has been beaten by his mother to a large extent. He has summed up a set of tricks to deal with his mother's dog beating stick. He can't beat him if he can see the moves.
”Xu Haodong! You son of a bitch! I asked you to go on a blind date, you bring a man back to me! You're going to die! Who can't be harmed by your neighbors? Why are you bullying others? ”
Xu's feet and legs are sharp. She chases Xu Haodong and fights. She still roars while fighting. She is still out of breath. I've been trained.
”Mom, mom! You're not right. If I'm going on a blind date with someone else, I'll do harm to them. What kind of person do you recommend to me? Aren't you helping the tyrant? ”
Xu Haodong ran in front of him and reasoned with his mother.
”I'll make your mouth full! Today I'll cripple you! ”
Xu amah swung a big iron basin and smashed it. Xu Haodong jumped up! Hit your feet!
”You told me to go!”
”I don't want you to bully people when I ask you to go on a blind date! If you are provoked, you blackmail him! No matter how good he looks, you can't fool around! ”
Fang Zheng was very comfortable to hear this.
”He hit me, too, flowerpot flowerpot!”
Xu Haodong is quarreling and hugs the flowerpot that his mother smashed! Put it aside. It's not easy to blossom. Don't break it!
”It's time! beat you to death! I won't worry about killing you! ”
Xu's mother throws the broom at Xu Haodong. Xu Haodong hides with a playful smile.
”Hey, hey, no fight!”
Xu's mother was very angry. She took out a nine tooth harrow from the corner to do farm work. Xu Haodong went to the room with a sound and stepped on the ladder! Push the ladder aside! Now his mother can't go to the room and beat him!
”I'm your own son!”
”If you were not my own son, I would have cut your bird! In the first five hundred years and the next five hundred years, there is no one more immoral and smoking than you! How did your father and I give birth to you! Get out of here
With a roar, the tiles on the room were shaken off, and all the onlookers on the wall ran away. If they didn't run again, Xu's mother turned their eyes one by one.
Xu Haodong ran from his own roof to the neighbor's roof. Xu's mother jumped and scolded him. It's useless to go to the house without a ladder!
Xu Haodong is not afraid to fight, let alone scold him!
Angry Xu a Ma wheezes, throwing the rake in her hand, panting for a long time, a face of sorry, looking at Fang Zheng.
”Nephew, I've wronged you. I'll break his leg when he comes back. Don't take it to heart. He's an animal. He's been a jerk since he was a kid. He grew up with this virtue. He's talking nonsense. He's bullying you, and I'll beat him to death! ”
Fang Zheng is also speechless. He lives in a small town. No one knows who. He knows Xu Haodong is a super jerk, but he didn't expect such a jerk.
Xu's family is very talkative. The neighbors live in the neighborhood. They know that Xu Haodong has ruined the family's good reputation.
”Nothing.”
What else can Fang Zheng say? Xu's mother said so.
Put down the seeds and stood up.
”I'm going.”
”I'll break his leg today, and I'll go to your house tomorrow to apologize. Don't be angry. He doesn't treat you as a woman. He just wants to be angry with me. Didn't I spend more money for Aunt Zhang to introduce him to someone? He just told me that he couldn't go. I beat him up. He just went. Take this opportunity to fool with me. Don't take it to heart. ”
Fang Zheng wants to go. Xu amah takes Fang Zheng and explains as he delivers.
Fang Zheng lacked the experience of communicating with such a person. He was embarrassed and didn't know what to say. He just shut up.
This time he didn't speak, Xu's mother thought he was angry and held Fang to fight against him.
”I'm sorry, I didn't manage it! How about this? His sister-in-law, bring me our bacon! ”
The eldest sister-in-law ran to the kitchen and took out the biggest bacon with a weight of five or six Jin, put it into a plastic bag and stuffed it to Fang Zheng.
Xu's mother saw that Fang Zheng liked to eat their melon seeds, so she took out a plastic bag of melon seeds and stuffed them to Fang Zheng.
”Home grown sunflowers, their fried can be fragrant, you take back to eat ah!”
Fang Zheng is a little at a loss. How can there be a fight? When he comes to the door, he will take some presents by the way. It's very kind of you.
”I don't want it.”
”Yes, take it, take it all. Tomorrow I'll chop off Xu Haodong's leg and send it home to you.”
Fang Zheng opened his eyes and seemed to find some reason why Xu Haodong was not such a thing.
”Ah, daughter-in-law!”
Xu Haodong shamelessly sticks out his head from the room and whistles at Fangzheng.
Fang Zheng looks at Xu Haodong coldly.
”You see how predestined we are, neighbors, I know you, you know me, today I don't know each other, my mother is still so good to you, we love each other, I marry you!”Xu Haodong, who is playful and not serious at all, squats on the roof with a cigarette in his mouth. I'll marry you as if I were going to have a meal.