Chapter 2 (1/2)

”Forget the rest. Where's my bright red underpants with ten thousand taels of gold in front! It's not over if you don't give it to me! I don't know if I can win money in playing mahjong with that pair of underpants. I opened it up

Do you have all your underpants open? Is your toilet the Dragon chair?

”Your mother didn't teach you not to steal other people's things! Give me back

Xu Haodong is upright and vigorous.

Fang struggles to bite.

”Didn't your mother teach you not to frame up?”

”No! Besides, I can see clearly that if you walk through my back door, your fishing rod will hook my underpants away! ”

”That's not careful. I don't blame you for hanging your underpants outside. I'm carrying your broken underpants on my fishing rod, which makes me lose a circle!”

Fang Zheng remembers that he went fishing a few days ago, carrying a fishing rod and a drawing board. When he got home, his parents were surprised to see him. It turned out that he was carrying a pair of trousers on the fishing rod, which were extremely vulgar and vulgar. So he walked a street with one! I don't know how nice he looks with his underpants!

Shame, he didn't leave home for several days! I thought it was over, and the owner of the underpants said it in public!

”It's not my fault. Anyway, you took my underpants, and you have to pay me back!”

”Throw it away!”

”It's OK to throw it away. You'll pay for it!”

Xu Haodong carelessly leans on the chair, hugs his shoulder, raises his chin, and stares at Fang Zheng with a smile.

I used to look at it from a distance. Today I see it face to face.

So white, so tender, so beautiful.

Look around from head to toe. Raise your chin in the opposite direction.

”I opened the light with the help of an eminent monk. After reading the Scriptures for 81 days, I usually can't bear to wear them. I always play mahjong and tuck them in my pants to win money. If you throw it away and can't find it back, you'll compensate me. Or, give me a hundred thousand, no, give me a million. Or you can be my daughter-in-law! ”

Xu Haodong's mouth cracked with a smile.

”I believe in Buddhism, the eminent monk said. Everything with light is spiritual. Don't look at it as a pair of underpants. If I go with you, that means we have a destiny. Look at this, don't you? You took it the day before yesterday. Today we are going to have a blind date. This is fate. I don't dislike that you are a man. You can be my daughter-in-law. That's it. ”

Fang Zheng sneers and looks at Xu Haodong just like that cup of soy sauce and coffee.

”Shall I pay for it?”

”Then I'll go to your house every day, eat your food, wear your clothes, live in your house and sleep in your house!”

Xu Haodong looks like a rascal. He is a rascal. He wants to get a daughter-in-law.

”Didn't your mother teach you not to lie?”

”My mother taught me to do it when it's time to do it!”

”Yes, that's the reason.”

Fang Zheng clenched his fist.

”There's still time for you to run.”

”What am I running for, I...”

Just to say that I'm so big that I don't dare to beat me, Fang Zheng kicks over the small round table, and the small round table pats Xu Haodong's face!

Xu Haodong didn't expect that Fang Zheng, who has been holding a paintbrush, still has such good Kung Fu. Before he can react, the small round table is just around the corner.

Even if it's a plywood, his high nose will be flattened. He's so scared that he flashes back. The plastic chair is not stable. The legs of the chair are broken. Xu Haodong falls on his back.

The little round table was patted on his chest.

”My God

Xu Haodong coughs and wails. Before Xu Haodong gets up, Fang rushes in front of him and grabs him by the neck. A fist is a blow.

”You really do it. I don't care about my mother. I want you. Why do you still beat me?”

Fang Zheng's eyebrows moved. He grabbed Xu Haodong's arm and twisted it behind him. People also went around Xu Haodong's back.

”It hurts, daughter-in-law. It hurts!”

Xu Haodong, for example, raised his head by half. When he twisted it, it hurt him so much that he stood on tiptoe. In this way, he raised his head by more than one head.

The mouth is not clean of shout a daughter-in-law son, square contend to fasten his pulse door to make an effort to twist.

”Go! Go to your mother. ”

”If I don't go, my mother will kill me if she knows!”

”Go

Fang Zheng twisted his arm hard, but Xu Haodong couldn't go any more. He cried and was pushed out of the cafe by Fang Zheng!

It's amazing! The son of mayor Fang hit people!