Chapter 290 – That Tiny Thing Should be Chopped Off (2/2)
“N-no! Elena, really, stop! I was wrong… I shouldn’t have slept iun, d-don’t do it!”
“Begging for mercy? It’s too late!”
Elena squinted and instantly saw through a gap in his defense. She kicked his hand and forced him back, then dug her nails into the blanket and ripped it up with all her might!
“Noooooo!!!”
Along with the noise of the blanket being lifted, the youth let out a shy cry, like a little girl being sullied by a thug, it made Elena want to puke.
But what was even worse came next.
Lin Xiao who was originally wrapped up in his blanket was left hanging in the open, so his naked body was grandly presented to Elena. Her expression changed from a slight smile, to shock, then lastly to her grinding her teeth with anger and hatred!
Thump…
The blanket finally fell back down onto Lin Xiao’s body, covering his indescribable big brother.
“Uh… I told you to stop, but you wouldn’t listen, so you cant blame me.” Lin Xiao blushed while awkwardly scratched his head.
“Lin! Xiao!” Elena’s angry voice was almost enough to rip off the roof.
“W-what?”
“So… you damn pervert, why are you sleeping without any underwear? Why did you have to show me that disgusting tiny thing?”
When Elena thought about that damn ugly, dirty, small, and skinny thing she just saw, she felt like her head was going to explode.
This damn pervert dares… dares to disrespect her???
“Don’t misunderstand, I usually sleep with underwear. But I drank too much last night and took it off in a daze… and also, I’m not small! Don’t judge us humans from the perspective of you demons… wait, Elena, where are you going?”
Lin Xiao was still shamelessly trying to make excuses, but Elena didn’t listen and suddenly turned to leave.
“Hey Elena, aren’t we going to get certified? What are you going into the kitchen for?”
He sweated while he watched her walk into the kitchen, feeling like something wasn’t quite right.
“Eh??? Elena, w-what are you doing, why did you get a knife?”
He stared as Elena picked up a sharp meat cleaver and walked towards him, he could feel his clatter.
“D-don’t come over… we can talk it out, put the knife down! … Elena, w-what are you trying to do?”
Lin Xiao tried to communicate to her, but the answer he got made his heart drop.
“Oh, not much, I just want to chop off that unnecessary little thing on your body.”
Elena held the knife next to her lips and gently licked it and showed a demonic smile.
“Just lie down and let me cut it… hehe, just one cut.”
“No! Stop! Don’t come over here!”
Lin Xiao frantically shielded his lower half and scrambled backwards and ended up colliding his head into the wall, making him tear up.
“Hehe, don’t be afraid, it’ll be over soon.”
“Elena, I was wrong, really. I’ll immediately go get certified, right now! I won’t be lazy anymore, please forgive me… ah!!! Noooooooo!!!”
In this strange little house, today, a cheerful and happy comedy ensues.