Chapter 290 – That Tiny Thing Should be Chopped Off (1/2)

Streets of Winterless City

Although a certain damn pervert made a solemn vow last night and showed off in front of a beautiful maid, when the next day actually arrived, his elegant vows and gentle promises were all tossed aside.

Elena got up early to make breakfast for Lin Xiao, not just porridge, but also specially made the dish she was best at, scrambled eggs. She planned to treat her lazy master for the first time and hoped he could successfully get certified and help her investigate!

Yet, all her expectations were met with an equal amount of disappointment.

Even though she already made a full table of breakfast, when she opened his door to call him to eat, she saw that damn pervert still sleeping like a pig, not waking up no matter how she called him.

In the end, this bastard was just lying! He was a lazy good-for-nothing to the bone, he’ll never change!

Elena hated herself, she actually naively believed that Lin Xiao would change, that a miracle would happen, how foolish!

“Get up you damn pervert! Didn’t you promise me to get certified today and accept missions!?”

“Uh, d-did I… yawn… Elena, I’m so tired, yesterday… I drank too much, my head hurts… uh… just let me sleep a bit more…”

Lin Xiao flipped over in the bed and wrapped himself up in his blankets. He sleepily muttered to Elena while hugging his pillow and continued to sleep.

“Lin Xiao! Don’t forget, yesterday Evelyn said that they’re going to issue an important S level mission, you have to accept it!”

Elena was pissed off, she couldn’t be bothered with minding her words anymore.

“Damn, I should’ve known, there’s no way you damn pervert can help me, you just want me to be your **** for the rest of your life, right!”

“Wuu, quiet down… anyways… it’s not like they’ll close if we go later… Elena, please, just let me… sleep a bit more…”

Lin Xiao squirmed around irritably and wrapped his head around with the blanket, trying to shut off noise from the outside world.

But how could Elena let him have his way?

“A bit more!? Hmph, Lin Xiao, ‘a bit more’ for you might as well be tomorrow!”

When she thought of how she was moved by Lin Xiao’s promises last night and showed a shameful girlish side, she really wanted to hack him up, and also her cowardly and naive self.

“Lin Xiao, you’re going today whether you like it or not!”

Elena clenched her teeth and stomped her feet, prepared to use her own two hands to defend her greatest cause.

She planned to drag this dumb perverted pig out of his sty!

“Get… up!”

She walked next to his bed and used all her might to pull on his blanket.

“Ah? W-what are you doing? Stop!”

Lin Xiao was startled and completely lost all his sleepiness. He instantly grabbed onto his blanket and wouldn’t let her rip it off!

“No!” Lin Xiao would rather die than give in and vowed to protect his blanket to the death.

“Okay, then I’m going to snatch your blanket, let’s see how you’ll sleep!”

“What? Elena, y-you definitely can’t take my blanket!”

Lin Xiao nervously gulped as he felt a chilly breeze on the lower half of his body and realized something terrifying but couldn’t be said so he frantically begged for mercy.

“Hmph, Lin Xiao, if I don’t put you in your place today, then I’m not the 89th Demon King!”

When she saw him panic, she became even more firm in her stance, and got ready to get physical.