Chapter 81 (2/2)
In history class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?
Xiaoming replied: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were before he died.
The teacher was curious and asked what he said.
Xiao Ming: the grass is poisonous.....
teacher is in a hurry: you.. Get out! -
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Xiao Ming: teacher, I want to ask you a question.
Teacher: get out!
Xiao Ming: teacher, I really just want to ask a question
teacher: nit, get out of the women's toilet!!!
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Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.
Xiao Ming: why, I didn't do anything.
Teacher: because I need to ask questions!
”Ha ha...”
”Xiaoming is so cute, I'm so happy.”
”Tang Qing, you are so funny. You sympathize with Xiao Ming.”
”No, I should sympathize with his teacher.”
”Yeah, hahaha.”
”I can't see
”No, one more, one more...”
”One more, no, ten more.”
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After listening to the Xiaoming series, the students almost laughed off, but they still had a little sense of meaning.
”Well, then I'll have some more. It's nothing.” Tang Qing said with a smile that although he could not remember many songs in his previous life, he still remembered many funny stories, just like Xiao Ming rolling away. When he was bored and bored, it was his daily life to watch funny videos, so he remembered many stories.
In particular, the future generations never thought of, violent big event series, nothing to put, while reading while put, the future generations of many funny online dramas he will come down, put aside to listen repeatedly.
No way, life pressure, see the video solution.
”Hahaha.”
”No way.”.
”Tang Qing, you can go to play the skit”
”that is, it has a bright future.”
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More than ten minutes later, Tang Qing told a lot of jokes and jokes, which made the students laugh badly. They dare not eat one by one to avoid choking. This is different from the jokes they usually hear. It's so novel and.... For the first time, they listened to the treacherous story.
Xie Wendong couldn't help laughing several times, but when he thought it was Tang Qing, he stopped smiling. His face was tangled, and his face was red. He saw Tang Qing... I don't have any feeling. It's cool to defeat this kind of low-level brainless opponent.
Who designed this guy.
Seeing the time is almost over, Tang Qing is ready to finish. He doesn't remember much. Many of them are talk shows and jokes. There's not much to be told as a joke. If we go on, we'll be hollowed out by these people.
”Well, students, I don't have any inventory here. In this way, let's have another brainstorm and find a classmate to cooperate.” Tang Qing went on.
The students didn't say anything at all. They talked for more than ten minutes, but they also made a lot of noise in the middle. It's good to remember so many passages. Don't let Tang Qing come down again. That's embarrassing.
”Well, let me see. Thank you for coming. Remember to answer in three seconds.” Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong, ”when things come here, of course, Xie Wendong will come to an end. No matter what the result is, he will remain invincible.”.
Xie Wendong just heard that Tang Qing called him. He didn't accept it at the beginning. You can't let me come up. You let me answer,... Design the coarseness of the line.
But we can't let it go, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing, ”let's work out the problem.”
”Then listen, you run with other people in the 100 meter race, running and running, you are more than the second, so now you are the number one?” Tang Qing said with a smile.
”I am the first... Wait, I'm second. ” Xie Wendong replied in a hurry. He was kind-hearted and dangerous. At the same time, he saw Tang Qing's eyes full of pride. At this level, I want ten.
”It's all answered by Xie. OK, the second question, if you are more than the last, how many are you?” Tang Qing said with a smile, ”of course, it's the last.” Xie Wendong, with a natural expression, said that he was not stupid to ask the same question twice. In his opinion, Tang Qing had a pretty brain.
”Thank you, it's not bad. Then, the third question is why a pig directly bumps into a tree when it comes out of the pigsty.” Tang Qing asked with a smile.
”Because he can't turn his head.” Xie Wendong answered in an instant. He usually plays with his friends in the county. How can such a simple sharp turn be difficult to get him? It's simpler than that one just now.
Cut.
I haven't seen any earthly buns.
Xie Wendong despises Tang Qing in his heart.
”Thank you, classmate. You are smart. OK, everyone has a good meal and a good drink.” Tang Qinggu smiled a few times and said, looking at Xie Wendong's eyes with a little banter, then turned back to his position.
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