Chapter 81 (1/2)

The students were disappointed to hear that Tang Qing was just telling jokes, but it was better than nothing. They all watched Tang Qing quietly and expectantly.

Xie Wendong was a little disappointed. He hoped Tang Qing would be arrogant, rigid and resolute. Even if he came up to perform a show to watch him make a fool, he just heard from his classmates. No one in Tang Qing ever knew what his talent was, but he didn't expect Tang Qing to tell a joke. Who wouldn't.

Cunning, said Xie Wendong.

Originally Xie Wendong wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to come to a show, but he was forced back by Tang Qing's cold eyes.

He didn't expect Tang Qing's eyes to be so terrible, which made him tremble all over, just like being stared at by some wild animal, and he didn't dare to say a word.

This is because Tang Qing found that the source gas can be released due to the last event of punching through sandbags. Later, he did a good experiment. As long as he wanted, he could use any part of his body to send it out. Only to achieve the ability of breaking armour can he use it next to his body, and he can't hit cattle across the air to form lethal force.

At that time, he thought of eyes. Of course, this was not to attack with eyes, but to frighten. He found that according to his own emotions, the source gas emitted from the eyes had different effects.

For example, he is happy. The source gas from his eyes will make other people happy. The same goes for other emotions. When I saw Xie Wendong just now, he wanted to do something. He directly learned Han Leng's unique temperament and stared at Xie Wendong.

Before, he tried to stare at a vicious dog in the community with source gas. He scared the dog, who roared at everyone except the owner, to hide in the corner with his tail clamped. He didn't dare to make a sound at all.

Knowing that the effect was so good, he was not so excited at that time, and then he gave a kind look to the frightened dog. The dog begged and begged for help for a moment, but for Tang Qing's fear, the dog would break away from the iron chain and go home with him.

However, although Yuanqi can carry emotions, it can't carry information. At that time, he thought that since Yuanqi can convey happiness and anger, it can also convey other information, for example, let the dog sit down and lie down.

But the result was very disappointed. The vicious dog couldn't understand it at all. No matter how he tried it, it was useless. It also let him know that the source Qi value can only transmit emotions, which can be transmitted to the other side's deep brain, but can't transmit specific information.

The key is that there is no comment on the system of Kenda. It's not humanized at all. It's not like the system in the novel, which can also communicate with each other, strive for the welfare of the host. Some of them are very happy and funny, and even scold and laugh with the protagonist.

Think of his own system, which is a little hard to describe even the word ”artificial intelligence”. Tang Qingzhen doesn't know why the people who created it don't let it bring some emotion.

I can't even change my name. I don't know three times when I ask, just like I do.

No, it's my uncle.

Tang Qing has no intention of make complaints about this.

”Cough, well, let's stop the things on our hands and mouth first, so as not to spray the faces of the students around us and before and after us, which will affect the feelings and friendship between the students. If we don't talk about it and waste food, then I will be guilty.

In advance, I will not be responsible for the consequences of disobedience. Are you ready? ” Tang Qing said with a big smile, sometimes it's really good to be noticed by many people.

”Haha, ready.”

”Don't worry, you're not in charge. Hurry up.”

”That's it, Tang Qing. Hurry up.”

”Is it a joke?”

The students heard a lot of uproar. They didn't expect that Tang Qing, who doesn't show the water leakage in the mountain, is still very funny. Before, Tang Qing just talked about the topic on the blackboard. They are very serious. It's the first time that Tang Qing is so open.

”OK, let's get to the main point. Listen, this is a series of jokes, which happened in the primary school campus. The name is ------ Xiao Ming, go to school.” Tang Qing said with a plain face.

When is the funniest time to tell a joke?

Of course, when the speaker is serious.

Otherwise.

When you talk about half of it, you'll laugh to death. No matter how funny you laugh, you'll get a big discount.

Students are full of expectation and doubt.

Xiaoming?

What a common name.

Why get out of here?

Did you make a mistake?

Tang Qing took a deep breath and said slowly: ”in the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head on the table and didn't listen to the class.

The teacher came over and asked, ”Xiaoming, are you sick again?”

Xiaoming said without raising his head, ”yes, it's a headache.”

The teacher said, ”do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest! ”

Xiaoming said, ”it's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so he has a headache.”

Teacher: ”get out of here...”

The next moment, the whole class was in a uproar.

”Hahaha.”

”I have a headache because I can't prove it... Xiaoming is so cute... Ha ha... ”

”Hahahaha.. It's killing me. ”

“。。。”

Tang Qing continues.

”The teacher told Xiao Ming to answer questions in class, and wanted to exercise his courage.

Xiaoming said weakly: ”I... Teacher, I... I won't ”

the teacher shouted, ”can't you be a man?”

Xiaoming is thoughtful... Finally, Xiaoming angrily slaps the table and roars, ”I can't!”

Teacher: ”get out of here.”

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