256 Winterfell Monthly Diges (2/2)

Reporter: That is frightening. How did you and your member overcome the crisis?

Captain: We arranged a location for him to release the pressure from the sphincter. I used my money to sponsor a large roll of paper. Because of this, we were fined.

Reporter: Fined?

Captain: The environment and culture department is very strict. If a creature isn't able to control his sphincter muscles, he will be fined.

Reporter: From your description, I can imagine the precarious situation. We're grateful for your contribution. I represent the Winterfell residents to thank you.

Captain: It's nothing much. This is what we should do after being paid.

Reporter: This is a live report brought to you by our newspaper office.”

”Breaking news at Fatality Hospital. A group of creatures with strange green words tried to kidnap numerous sick patients illegally. The Winterfell Garrison Guard arrived at the scene to maintain order and prevent the criminals from succeeding. The senior management of the Garrison Guards arrested the sick patients in order to ensure their safety. It was suspected that the criminals were citizens of Eternal Kingdom. This is a live report from our newspaper office.

Reporter: Standing beside me are a Fatality Hospital Incineration Department physician and Garrison Guard Captain TinyMeatball. I'm happy to interview both of you.

Physician: Greetings, everyone, and regards to all the sick patients who are reading the newspaper.

TinyMeatball: Greetings, everyone, this is my first time being interviewed, so I'm nervous.

Reporter: Do you need me to blur out your face?

TinyMeatball: Ah, it's not necessary. I like being in the newspaper, it's good for my future career advancement. (Ah, can this be removed?) (Words within brackets to be removed)

Reporter: Okay, we'll deal with that later, don't worry. Let's begin our formal interview. Physician, why did the strange creatures barge into the hospital? Who are the patients that they were trying to kidnap? Are there any conflicts? We understand that Fatality Hospital has a very good reputation in Winterfell. Are there any doctor-patient conflicts that we don't know of?

Physician: Okay, I have to explain one point, we don't have any doctor-patient conflict in Fatality Hospital. We are harmonious and don't want Magic Stones. We only hope for the patients to recover by doing our best to treat their illnesses. That has always been our motto. So, we're harmonious.

We don't know the creatures who barged in. I heard they were from Eternal Kingdom. They threatened to kidnap the sick patients who were admitted after they were mysteriously infected. The area of infection was on the neck. The illness causes insanity, violent attacks, hissing, and the blabbering of nonsense. The face is no longer recognizable. It's a very serious infectious disease.

Reporter: That's terrifying!

Physician: It's a bit scary, but don't worry. We'll operate on the sick patient to remove the neck, which is the source of infection. Then, we'll admit the patient into the Incineration Department to receive systemic treatment. After our treatment, the recovery rate is 100%. There's no risk of infection, and Winterfell is safe.

Reporter: Let's thank the physician. Thank you very much. Captain TinyMeatball, as for the arrested sick patients, how are they doing?

TinyMeatball: They are currently safe. After handling the case, we'll send them back to the Incineration Department for further treatment. For the kidnappers, we enforced compulsory payment and imposed a hundred years of corrective labor. I believe they will realize their mistakes and make amends. We won't let any criminals go scot-free!

Reporter: Thank you, Physician and Captain, for accepting our interview. The above is the content for the Winterfell Monthly Digest.”

Sherlock finished reading the newspaper, then lifted his head and asked, ”What are the gamers up to?”