256 Winterfell Monthly Diges (1/2)
Sherlock sat in the Dungeon Lord Main Hall as he browsed the discussion forum where the gamers were discussing strategies used in the 15-member Instance Dungeon.
Though every Instance Dungeon was composed of different Lich students, after the gamers had fought many groups of students, they came up with different strategies.
For example, the previous post created by NotWearingPants.
The strategies of the gamers were slowly refined. The strategies that were created by Sherlock and provided to the Specter College students had to be improved to keep up with the gamers.
”Lord Sherlock, you're a genius in business. If the graduating students of Specter College didn't have your Strategy Guide, the graduation rate would be very tragic,” Bru said thoughtfully, but Sherlock was indifferent.
”I'm not doing business, I'm merely carrying out my contractual obligations. Specter College collaborated with me in order for their students to graduate. If the graduation rate is too low, I'm unable to answer them.”
”But your Strategy Guide sells.”
”It's to cover my costs.”
Sherlock was pleased. Bru was about to speak when a fireball interrupted him. A newspaper was thrown out from the flames.
”Winterfell Monthly Digest”
Those were the words written on the newspaper.
”Aiya, Brainiac's newspaper has been delivered to Lord Sherlock.”
Sherlock picked up the newspaper and started reading:
”To celebrate the inauguration of Dungeon Lord Andrew, our shop is having a celebration promotion. All toilet bowls have a 1% discount and complementary benefits coupons that are worth 10 Magic Stones.”
”Come and patronize if you're a bro. I'm waiting for you at the glutton pit. This is brand new feces clay! Feces Clay Hotel is now accepting orders.”
”The Northern Gladiator Arena is introducing the latest Gladiator Magic Stone—Sole Survivor Tournament. Tomorrow is the premiere, and we're having a promotion. (It will cost 100 Magic Stones. Please contact us via letter incineration at address XXXX).”
”Advertisement placement for 99 Magic Stones.”
Sherlock examined the local news for the month:
”The new Dungeon Core has arrived safely at Winterfell. We would like to thank the Mission Accomplished mercenaries. Our reporter is honored to interview Mission Accomplished's Captain. The following is the live report:
Reporter: Greetings, Captain, I'm a reporter from the Winterfell Newspaper Office.
Captain: Greetings, I'm Captain of the Mission Accomplished mercenaries. I'm happy to be interviewed.
Reporter: We understand that the Winterfell Dungeon Core was escorted by your mercenaries. Did you encounter any danger during the journey?
Captain: The journey was fraught with danger. When we passed by the Great Valley, there was a traffic jam caused by bridge safety checks. One of our members' buttocks developed traffic jam allergy syndrome. It was very dangerous.