281 I’ll Show You What Makes Me A ‘Rogue’! (1/2)
”Why? How on earth would I know? Are they famous?” The person asked astonished. [Are those two wretched and smug looking guys amazing individuals? It doesn't look like it… from what can be seen…]
”Haven't you heard of the 'Pests of the Capital'?” the other person replied in a lecturing tone.
”Are those two 'The Pig Tang' and 'The Evil Tyrant Jun'? The 'Tick in the Latrine' and the 'Fly on the Table'?”
”Correct! Those two are the legendary 'The Fat Pig', Tang Yuan and 'The Evil Tyrant', Jun Mo Xie! They are indeed the 'Tick in the Latrine' and the 'Fly on the Table'. They are this generation's two greatest calamities!”
”No wonder I felt like thrashing them when I first saw them. So that's why! The 'Pests of the Capital' surely live up to their name.”
”Yes. And their arrival is a very harmful event. To think that these two pests are qualified to attend the 'Golden Scholarly Talent repose'. Alas… the morals of the public are on a decline!”
”These degenerates are a part of the same generation as me… I wish could grab my head; such a shame!” it seemed like the speaker had let-out a long sigh. This opinion was bubbling everywhere. Everyone slanted their eyes as they looked at the two calamities. They even pointed at them as they whispered. Everyone's eyes reeked of hatred while their expressions were full of disdain.
It seemed like Jun Mo Xie and Tang Yuan hadn't heard any of it. They continued to behave free-willed.
”Fatty, do you remember what I told you that day?” Jun Mo Xie kept his voice low.
”I can't forget it.” Tang Yuan opened his eyes lazily, ”Do you still distrust me?”
”I'm afraid that you are a 'dim-witted lard', and your fat eyes may not be able to see properly!” Jun Mo Xie cursed.
”A gentleman does not attach importance to nonsense! Uh, my grandfather always says that,” Tang Yuan seemed very proud.
”You dare call yourself a gentleman…?!” Jun Mo Xie retched. [Who else would be able to call themselves a gentlemen now?!]
Jun Mo Xie was quite satisfied after watching Tang Yuan's show-face. [He looks like a real rogue today! It would hard for the rogue-in-me to abstain from killing him!]
[Are we waiting here in vain? How long will I have to wait? Humph! When will I get a chance to showcase my immoral behavior?]
”Hey you; what are you looking at? Never seen a handsome guy?” Jun Mo Xie slanted his eyes and asked a youngster who was looking at him stealthily. The young man had oiled his hair, and put make-up on his face. He belonged to the well-known Meng Family. Jun Mo Xie and Tang Yuan had been involved with him and Meng Hai Zhou once before. They had falsely accused Jun Mo Xie and Tang Yuan of cheating after they had lost a lot of money. Hence, he pretended as if he didn't recognize them.
”I'm not looking at anything,” Meng Fei slanted his eyes and tilted his head as he shouted and looked at the back of Jun Mo Xie's head. Every influential Family had received an invite. The Meng Family wasn't a small Family either. Hence, they too had been invited.
”F*ck off!” Jun Mo Xie gave a long shout. He pulled-up his sleeves as he advanced, ”Who the f*ck are you?! Do you know who you're talking to? Bullsh*t! Your mother won't be able to look at you by the time I'm done with you. I'll dig out your eyes and plug them in your anus; believe me!”
A blue vein popped on the Young Master Jun's neck; his eyes narrowed as the spittle scattered from his mouth.
Fei Meng stood upright in his spot with his oiled hair and powdered face. [Why have I attracted their interested when everyone is looking at them? Why should I suffer when everyone is talking about them?] Jun Mo Xie's curses had turned his face red with anger. His mouth silently moved to mummer a few angry words, but nothing audible came out of it.
”Let it be Third Young Master. There's no need to reduce yourself to the level of these lowly commoners!” Tang Yuan hastily and magnanimous consoled his friend.
The two rogues had been-at-it for a long time; their coordination was seamless. Tang Yuan pulled at Jun Mo Xie and said, ”Leave it; we'll go to the throne room soon. And we'll amaze everyone with our brilliant feats. We'll show them our unparalleled talent; and who knows… maybe we'll impress the Emperor. He may bestow the highest official position upon us… then, we can satisfy our desires for a government position!”
”You're right,” Jun Mo Xe caressed his hair, and threw it behind his back as he puffed his chest. ”I shouldn't reduce myself to the level of these commoners.”
The two youths echoed one another, while the people around them had a sudden and fierce urge to vomit. [Getting bestowed with the highest Government position? With that behavior of yours? And your unrivalled talents? This is bullsh*t…]
The donkey that wasn't aware of its place was indeed about to find out…
”Jun Mo Xie! What do you mean?! You think I can't bully you?!” The coquettish and powdered Mei Feng had been stood tongue-tied for a while. However, he suddenly controlled his breathing and let his rage loose as he cursed Jun Mo Xie.
”Everyone look! This youngster unnecessarily creating a scene! You cannot blame me!” Jun Mo Xie played the innocent victim and spread his hands, ”I think of every influential family as a friend-family. Therefore, I've come here. Isn't every influential family is a known to the others? Yet this beast is unwilling to let-go of anything that I might have said to him earlier! What is this place? This place is the Imperial Palace! Yet this young man is roaring in such a way. Does he wish to revolt? Or is it that the Meng Family wants to usurp the throne?”