280 This Is Very Embarrassing... (1/2)
The next day; the sun hadn't yet risen.
Jun Mo Xie hadn't gotten out of bed. He was still researching his sensuous dream, and had made a very shameful discovery. He could no longer wear his underpants since he had discovered a huge wet-spot. He had even felt the sticky-spot with his hands to confirm…
[This is indeed very shameful! Such wet dreams can happen to me, Hit-man Jun!? This is very humiliating for me! For God's sake! Who's going to believe it? … my illustrious name has reached rock-bottom!]
The Young Master Jun quickly pulled his quilt to cover his first-time-defeated body. Then, he looked around carefully and then quickly raised his butt to pull-off his pants. He'd feel extremely uncomfortable if he didn't change it.
His movements were incomparably swift and nimble as he took off his clothes. He kept the quilt in place with one hand, and stretched-out the other to feel for an appropriate place to dump them…
However, then…
Suddenly…
”Bang!”
The door of the room was suddenly thrown-open at that frightening moment and Grandpa Jun stormed-in with his flowing white beard fluttering across his anxious face. He fierily entered the room and shouted with his mouth wide-open, ”You brat! You're still not up! Don't you know what time it is?!”
He had run into a person in that extremely embarrassing moment by pure accident. Fortunately, it was a man; an old man.
Jun Mo Xie felt like dying. His hand extended and he pulled the quilt back like lightning. He then repeatedly promised from underneath that cover, ”I'll get up! I'll get up! But you go out first!”
”What're you holding in your hand?” Grandpa Jun got suspicious. And not only did he not leave… he instead took two step forwards. He then frowned and glared angrily before he shouted, ”Take it out and let this old man see!”
”It's nothing! It's nothing… it really is nothing!” Jun Mo Xie felt that he had never been in such a difficult situation in either of his lifetimes. He dug deeper into his quilt as he complained, ”Grandfather, you don't have any courtesy! I was sleeping and yet you barged in with that 'Bang!' Luckily I don't have a wife. But, supposing you had found a wife for your grandson… would you've barged in like that if she were here with me?”
[What did he say?]
Grandpa Jun became extremely angry. His eyes filled with dark look as he said, ”Evil creature! How can you speak those words?! This Old Man… you brat, you haven't hurried and gotten up yet? You really wish to trouble this old man?”
Grandpa Jun grabbed the quilt with one hand and pulled it. How could that little rookie like Jun Mo Xie resist a Sky Xuan expert's strength?
Grandpa Jun looked at 'what' was in front of him. Jun Zhan Tian looked like he had just awoken from a dream; he couldn't help but become red. He swung his arm and then slapped Jun Mo Xie's bare ass hard; a sharp 'Bang!' resounded, ”Show me what you're hiding!” The reached out with his hand and tussled that crumpled piece of cloth from Jun Mo Xie.
That ball of cloth felt damp for some reason. This was unexpected, and he didn't know why it was like that. He gawked at it for a moment, and then brought it to his nose and gave it a sniff. Then, he recognized the strange yet familiar smell emanating from it…
He realized everything in a split second.
His embarrassed face reddened, and he quickly threw it away. Then, he continued fiercely, ”… This Old Man will kill you; you shameless little…” the blood-curdling scream echoed everywhere; it sounded extremely mournful…
Jun Wu Yi heard the blood-curdling cry and quickly rushed over. He reached in-time to run into his father. The red-faced Old Man was emerging from Jun Mo Xie's room while puffing his whiskers. However, the inner corner of his eyes showed a faintly amused expression…
”Dad, Mo Xie pissed you off again?” the Third Master asked solemnly.
”I didn't raise that little beast!” Grandpa Jun trembled as he shook his right hand and remained silent. It seemed that he wanted to say something, but he didn't utter another word. He continued to tremble for a long while, and then he finally said, ”Alas… that brat has grown up… it's time to look for a daughter-in-law.” He then slipped-away with his hands behind his back…
However, he suddenly remembered why he had come there in the first place when he reached the door to Jun Mo Xie's courtyard. Hence, he roared from afar, ”Oh right! Third, you hurry-up and get that little beast ready. He is to meet His Majesty!” He then vanished with the 'whooshing' of his clothes.
The Commander-in-chief of the troops of the country, the Great General Jun, seemed quite embarrassed regarding today's matter. The hero of his generation had 'actually held' his grandson's 'lethal weapon'… it was very humiliating. However, he couldn't help but smile even though it was a gloomy matter…
The Old Man seemed somewhat reassured. [It was big ah… he's attained a decent 'capital'… his 'capital' hasn't reached the level of a grown adult. But he's going in the right direction. He's barely sixteen, and there's a lot of room for growth at this stage… ]
[Hurry up and grow branches so you can scatter leaves for our Jun Family!] Grandpa Jun placed his hands on his chest and started to move as if he was carrying a baby. His face suddenly broke into a smile at the thought of it…
The Third Master entered the room, and saw his mystical nephew acting subdued like he had never seen him before. Jun Mo Xie lowered his head like a bashful young lady and pulled-up his clothes. [Something extremely fishy was going on here.]
”What the hell was that shout about? I didn't see what you did, you little devil… but your grandfather was clearly very angry. However, he seemed to be rejoicing something… His expression seemed like he was cursing you… but he was also smiling. Hurry up and explain this to me!” Jun Wu Yi was baffled.