194 Preposterous (2/2)
”Not higher, nor farther, these things are for children. We however, are all qualified masters here, so we won't be playing such basic games.”
Big Bear groaned twice to clear his throat, but his face had already started to redden with embarrassment, and yet he tried to convince himself, [We really can't lose to this man, even if he only requires us to do just one task…. After all, who knows what he'll ask us to do? ]
[He's got some magical powers for sure, so his task definitely won't be very easy! ]
[Damn it, anyway not many people will see my shamelessness, so what do I need to be nervous about? As long as we win this contest, we at least won't have to do his work! ]
”You did an action which we both were incapable of doing, and therefore we readily conceded our defeat.” Big Bear was struggling to maintain a straight face because he was afraid that relaxing his facial muscles would expose his embarrassment: ”Now I will do an action, and as long as you can imitate me, we will lose this one. If you cannot do it, then you'll lose!”
”An action while…. urinating?” Jun Mo Xie narrowed his eyes: [is there something special about this thing? This is something that we learn to do the moment we are born. Now that we've all grown up, we can all urinate with two hands, with one hand, and even if we hold our hands behind our backs, we can still urinate freely, comfortably, and smoothly. We can lie down and urinate, we can urinate while twisting our waist around in a circle, and we can even urinate while jumping up and down. Heck, we can even run around while taking a leak… and then we can make circles in the ground, and so on so forth…. There's nothing really more to it... ]
[Ah, in case we urinate while squatting down, then it would be theoretically possible to direct it upwards and into our…. Is that what you're up to? Because I'm definitely not doing that! ]
”Of course the action will be done while urinating! What else do you think I said?” Big Bear opened his mouth and snapped back at Jun Mo Xie: ”Since you're the challenger, I'll go first!”
Jun Mo Xie simply couldn't bear to see it at first and closed his eyes: [what's going on here? Do I really have to watch as he urinates? What does he think… does he think that beautiful flowers will start growing in the Tian Xiang City after he urinates here ah... ]
Just as he was wondering what the action was going to be, Big Bear opened his mouth and exhaled a mouthful of air, and then stomped his burly feet on the ground with a 'thud', and then his burly body majestically flew upwards into the sky! The ease and speed of his movement was truly worthy of a Spirit Xuan expert's pride!
”Good skill!” Jun Mo Xie silently muttered to himself in praise. However, his eyes were still staring on in confusion: [didn't this guy say he was going to pee? Is he going to pee from up there? ]
Just as Jun Mo Xie was about to voice his doubt….
Big Bear proudly opened his mouth and grinned as his hands quickly untied the waistband of his trouser while his body continued to rise up in the air. Then, he quickly inserted his hands into his trousers, and nimbly pulled out his tool, shrugged it once, puffed his chest with air, and then exerted with all his strength, 'Hhh', and sparkling water arrows surged outwards like a flooding yellow river, making 'chi' 'chi' sounds as they raced away from his body.
Jun Mo Xie was left flabbergasted by the strong smell, and felt as if he'd faint at any second...
On the other side, Long Crane suddenly covered his face from shame...
Big Bear's tall and burly body was still standing upright in the sky, while his eyes were seemingly staring at the horizon. He exerted more strength from his chest, and held his weapon steadily in both his hands, and slowly starting rotating, making his shiny water arrows spray out in all four directions…..
His fluids were spreading in all directions in equal volumes, and were notching the same distance as well...
Big Bear's clothes were fluttering in the air in a rather magnanimous manner… well… minus his indecent parts; but the rest of the show seemed quite exquisite….
Although his body was slowly drop in altitude, but the speed of his descent was almost negligible.
Finally the trajectory of the water jets slowly started contracting in range, and then eventually dried out. Then Big Bear comfortably shrugged his tool twice in the air, and then his hands swiftly…. Stuffed his war weapon back into his trousers. Then, he leisurely took his time to tie his waistband into a bowknot.
After he was done with his stunt, Big Bear leisurely descended down to the ground gracefully, and smilingly nodded in Jun Mo Xie's direction.
”I didn't have much to drink earlier.” It genuinely seemed that Big Bear was regretting that he hadn't executed his action to perfection.
Jun Mo Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry!
He was suddenly reminded of an incident from his previous life; A youngster had jumped onto the traffic police's podium at the cross-section of a busy crossroad, and had then flowed out his water jets in all directions unbridled, despite the traffic policemen's repeated warnings; but Jun Mo Xie had never expected that someone would actually be capable of paling that man's achievements into insignificance! This was obviously a very difficult task to perform!
Jun Mo Xie was terrified out of his life at the thought of imitating this action!
Big Bear tightened his belt, and triumphantly stated: ”Boy, I've demonstrated it; now it's your turn!”
Jun Mo Xie was left dumbstruck for a long while, and simply continued to stare at the face of this Spirit Xuan strong Xuan Beast; then he shook his head, sighed and said: ”I concede my defeat!”