194 Preposterous (1/2)

”Well, so I win the first round?” Jun Mo Xie deliberately asked the silently standing Long Crane. He had asked both the brothers to try and defeat him, and therefore it was important for the both of them to concede their defeat separately.

”Yes, we've lost.” Long Crane reluctantly stated with difficulty.

Although he was admiring Jun Mo Xie's shocking abilities, he could sense that his opposition clearly possessed some magical abilities, which meant that it would be extremely hard to win this competition since the other party's abilities would be hard to assess.

[I simply don't understand how this happened! ]

[Our speed and strength will be completely useless against this man's magical powers! ] Long Crane and Big Bear were both basically thinking the exact same thing at this point.

”Thank you for letting me win!” Jun Mo Xie cupped his hands humbly: ”Alright, the next one is yours to decide; I won't mind even if the both of you give the task a try.”

[But we mind! How the hell are we supposed to come up with something that could possible defeat you….!] The two people who were initially eager to celebrate their victory were now looking dismayed and doubtful.

Jun Mo Xie's stunt had completely shocked them both, but moreover it had completely disoriented their plans and calculations.

Long Crane and Big Bear pouted their lips after to a while to hide their embarrassment.

[What can we possible do against such a master? It seems that he'll beat us at anything. ]

The two of them remained huddled close for a while, and continued to mutter in discussion, but the more they discussed, the less sure they became of their victory; and the less sure they were of their victory, the tighter their brows puckered out of tension. They continued to discuss for a long while, and then eventually fell silent, and just continued to stare at each other in dismay, unable to come up with a solution.

”It seems that this is going to take some time. Shall I go home and get some sleep first?” Jun Mo Xie teased them.

”How dare you be so arrogant? I'm telling you….” Big Bear opened his mouth in fury to curse out, but was unable to find the right words; he tried almost five or six times, but wasn't able to find the right selection of words.

”So what's it then?” Jun Mo Xie decided to keep the pressure on them.

”I've had enough of you… you bastard!” Big Bear burst into anger out of embarrassment: ”... What's the hurry, huh? Let me remind you that your present attitude isn't very noble!”

Jun Mo Xie's face suddenly became rigid; [Did you just call me a bastard?] Fortunately Jun Mo Xie heard the second part of his sentence before bursting forth to procure some raw meat for a bear's paw soup.

”How long is this going to take? I reckon it will be dawn soon! You may have all the time in the world, but I have a lot of other things to do!” Jun Mo Xie's voice suddenly started to rise in volume: ”Hurry up!”

”I've already told you....” Big Bear opened his mouth to hurl abuses at Jun Mo Xie again since he simply couldn't stand it anymore, but then suddenly ended up jumping up; a ring of halo emerged inside his brain, and he loudly roared out: ”….. I'll pee!”

[What? ]The final words hit Jun Mo Xie's ears like a thunderbolt, and he almost fell to the ground. He dizzily looked at the big and burly man in front of his eyes, unable to fathom that this fierce killing machine would've actually uttered the word 'pee' from his own mouth!

[Why is this guy talking like a three year old all of a sudden? ]

At this moment, Jun Mo Xie couldn't help but wonder if he had heard the word correctly.

Long Crane was also startled for a second, but then his slender eyes started involuntarily revolving in circles, while his pupils started to dilate...

”You're telling me... that you'll... pee?” Jun Mo Xie repeated the sentence, but his eyes were glaring questioningly at his opponent and it seemed that his brain wasn't willing to trust his ears.

”Correct, we'll pee!” Big Bear's body language had suddenly become very confident ever since he had first said it, and it seemed as if the heavy burden which was suppressing him earlier had been lifted off: ”I would like to challenge you to a urination contest! How about it? This is what we want the second round to be; do you wish to concede your defeat?”

”Urination contest? How do you intend to decide the winner? By who urinates higher… farther…..or more.......” Jun Mo Xie was barely able to find his words, and it seemed that his eyes would start spinning around in circle at any moment.

[A first class Spirit Xuan expert has just challenged me to a urination contest? This may have been alright if we were all three years old, but most normal people are done with such activities after the age of three….. no one does this after they grow up! ]

A full grown man was standing in front of Jun Mo Xie, and was asking him to take out his equipment in front of everyone, and then use it to excrete his watery wastes....[Do Xuan Beasts even know the meaning of the word 'Shame'? ]

[What is this!] It seemed that Jun Mo Xie had underestimated the degree of shamelessness that certain people were capable of exhibiting; and to make matters worse, these people weren't even people… they were animals!