C16 (1/2)
Seeing that I still didn't move, the man who sold the shoes pulled them while spitting, ”Look at the stitches, look at the bottom, look at the surface of the shoes, if you put my shoes on, then it would immediately become high-end and grandiose. Walking on the road, the rate of turning back would immediately increase by 200%.”
Even if I don't wear your shoes now, I'll still have a 200% chance to look back.
Some say that a good salesman never talks about prices with his customers, but about values. This shoe seller has already spoken about the highest realm of marketing, but I still remain motionless.
”Don't want 398 yuan, don't want 198 yuan, or even 98 yuan. As long as you pay 25 yuan, you will be able to obtain a new pair of real Adibas. ”You can't buy a car for 25 yuan, you can't buy a house for 25 yuan, but 25 yuan can earn the respect of the entire world, because — You have a pair of real Adibas …”
The shoe seller's mouth was dry. Seeing that I was still standing there, he knew that he had met a tough opponent. He was about to give up, but then he saw the green cotton hat on my head. He suddenly came to a realization, nodded his head, and mysteriously moved closer. ”I'll tell you a secret. Actually, I'm an immortal …
I raised my head and looked deeply at him, even Mu Ge'er who was under my armpit looked up, could it be that I met a colleague? It couldn't be. Judging from his appearance, he looked like a phthisic person.
I came from the Mecca, ”the shoe seller continued to say mysteriously.” There are only seven pairs of these shoes on Earth, but so far no one has found a single pair. If you can gather seven pairs of Adibas, you can summon your Divine Dragon and fulfill your three wishes.
ME:...
”The Second World War happened because the news of seven pairs of Adibas scattered all over the world was spread. Hitler wanted to own all the Adibas, so he did not hesitate to conquer the world to search for them …”
ME:...
”Youngster, we are destined to be together …”
Man, this guy thinks I'm a fool for wearing a green cotton hat in the middle of the summer.
I was too lazy to bother with him anymore. I shook my tiger body and released all eight of my Qi. I used my ultimate move to cut the price before turning around and leaving.
Sure enough, before he could take two steps, he heard,” ”Boy, I'll give you fifty cents —”
I turned around and waved my hand. ”No, I want five —”
”A piece …”
”Four pieces —”
”1.5-”
”Three dollars and five —”
”Two pieces …”
”Three pieces —”
”Two and a half …”
”Deal!”
He clasped his hands together and his eyes met. He was actually unable to speak or swallow …
”Two and a half,” I said.
”Alright,” the shoe seller quickly picked out a pair and handed it to me. I looked down and said, ”Why is it number 42?”
”Don't worry. These shoes are more than half the size of other shoes. You can wear them just in time. Try them if you don't believe me …” The shoe seller said confidently.
Of course I'll try. I'm not like that kid from the Sun Lao'er who would even try to buy shoes.
I dragged Mu Ge'er out from under my armpits, and while the shoe seller was not paying attention, I said, ”I'll test my shoes here, you just stay by the side, don't run too far away — —”
Mu Ge'er was already impatient, she rolled her eyes at me, ”I got it — —”
I was relieved to be able to take off my imitation Adibas...
Not bad, a little pincer, it's loose when you put it on. The shoe seller beside me shook his head and sighed, ”Ah, my new pair of shoes. I actually made a pair of socks that I haven't washed for months …”
It's been a few months since I last washed. You're underestimating me too much. It's been a year, three months, and ten days since I bought it.
”Do you want a new pair of socks? It's also the Adibas's —”
”Bring —”
”Ai, new shoes and socks, but no new pants …”
”Bring —”