C15 (1/2)
”I've always thought that if there was a door, when the ghosts left, they would come out by themselves, and then automatically distribute and teleport away. Those who deserve to go to hell, those who deserve to be whipped, those who deserve to be reborn would be whipped, and that would be even better.”
Hearing Wu Chengen's words, I did not say anything, but looked towards the Black and White Impermanence. When the White Impermanence saw me looking towards him, I nodded, indicating that this plan worked. Black Wuchang also nodded at me, but when I saw his worried look, I wanted to slap him.
”Wu, this method is possible, but where is the door?”
Wu Chengen patted his chest and said, ”Lord Yama just needs to give me a few things, I guarantee that I will help Master create them within three months —”
I said, ”What do you want? It's a high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end item. The material shouldn't be bad, right? A F22 engine?” Ion collider? Particle accelerator? ”
Wu Chengen looked at me with a face full of black lines, and it was only after a long while that he finally spoke out, ”Sir, after you return to the mortal world, just burn a paper door for me to —”
My mouth is wide open... The matter of Netherworld was indeed different from the mortal world.
”However, my lord, you must take note. There must be a groove on the door, just in time to embed my seal of the King of Hell” Wu Chengen said.
I asked in astonishment, ”What is this for?” ”You think the door is too monotonous, and you want to embellish my seal on the door for decoration?”
Wu Chengen shook his head, I saw that his hands were trembling, probably because of my words, ”Lord Yama, after we finish screening the ghosts, we need to approve and change the seal on their foreheads.”
I think, yes, yes. When I threw the seal into the air, it was approved and sealed.
Wu Chengen continued, ”Besides, your Hades' Seal contains a huge amount of God Power, which is just enough to activate the door —”
”Huge divine power?” I felt a surge of joy in my heart. I stared at White Impermanence and asked, ”Then which is stronger between my Hades' Seal and the Sky Covered Seal?”
”Hehe, your highness, the Yama Seal is the same as the seals of the other deities, it's just a tool for the protection of the Nine Heavens, it's useless no matter how much energy you have. Besides sealing the forehead of the ghost and proving your identity as the King of Hell, it's useless. But if you lose it, it will attract Divine Lightning of the Nine Tribulations. And Sky Covered Seal is the same as your bottle of High-grade Magic Weapon … ”
I was speechless again, I didn't think that this Hades' Seal would actually be a Magic Weapon that wasn't used in battle and didn't add any stats, in other words, it was just a quest item. The kind that falls behind and dies.
Seeing that I was extremely depressed, White Impermanence bent over and said, ”Hehe, Lord, it's already the middle of the night and the things have been settled. Shouldn't you go back and rest?”
I nodded, then said in an official voice, ”That's fine — —” The stars surrounded me as they escorted me to the door. Wu Chengen held my hand, and instructed me to burn the door for him as soon as possible.
I was also very touched. I promised him that I would do it as soon as possible, and everyone said their goodbyes in tears. The Black and White Impermanence still had things they needed to do in the Underworld. After a blue light, Mu Ge'er and I were called back.
When he looked at his watch, it was already past midnight. He snuggled under the blanket and was about to sleep well when he suddenly felt a heavy pressure on his chest. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Mu Ge'er.
”Aren't you a gentleman? There's only one bed in the room, so of course I'll sleep on it. You slept on the floor …”
It was only until almost noon that I opened my eyes and saw Mu Ge'er still sleeping soundly under the covers. I rubbed my eyes and walked out of the shop, preparing to go to the Old Man Liu's public restroom to get a toilet, but Old Man Liu stopped me. I say, Otaku, there's no pet owner like you, I saw it all at the door. It's for dogs to eat western cuisine and drink red wine, dogs to sleep on the bed, you to sleep on the floor … ”
I nodded and rubbed my spine, gritting my teeth as I said, ”That's right, the next time I see that dog eating western cuisine and sleeping on the bed, you will bring it home and stew it to eat. ”I will definitely not cause you any trouble after this …”
Old Man Liu laughed and then said to me in a mysterious tone, ”I heard that you sold off Sun Lao'er's store?”
I rolled my eyes at him, ”Nonsense, who else would sleep in this lousy shop …”
Old Man Liu shook his head, ”You little brat, you don't know anything. Let me tell you, in this broken shop in Sun Lao'er, if you are more than 2000 yuan, then you will lose …”
As I unbuckled my belt, I headed for the men's room. ”I know, it cost 200.”
Old Man Liu followed behind, ”That's okay, that's okay.”
Old Man Liu and I have a good relationship, we are all regular customers of Sun Lao'er who play mahjong together.
After coming out from the bathroom, he went to the other side of the road to buy a few stuffed buns. He also bought two for Old Man Liu. I am now a rich man. I will eat a big stuffed bun and throw it at you.
After entering the door, he pulled Mu Ge'er out of bed. Each of them had three big stuffed buns, whether they liked to eat it or not.