C9 (2/2)
I nodded and climbed onto the carriage with the bottle. Mu Ge'er's body lay on the roof of the carriage. Luckily, although she had fallen from the sky, her body had not become deformed. She had only made a big hole in the Golden Cup. The back of his head fell and broke, and the blood flowed down there. Without the bloodstain on the back of his head, it would be no different from falling asleep. I was wondering why Mu Ge'er was so calm, it turned out that her death was not tragic enough.
With the Black Wuchang's reminder from before, I imitated Grand Scholar Guan Yin's actions. Carrying the beer bottle in one hand and dipping a bit of blood on the other, I flicked on Mu Ge'er's corpse. However, it's a pity that Grand Scholar Guan Yin's bottle is facing upwards. In order to pour out some blood, the bottle's mouth is pointing downwards, making it look like it was raised a hammer. This is too unsightly a scene to behold.
Fortunately, I am also a High-grade Magic Weapon, so after I splashed a few drops of blood on Mu Ge'er's corpse, Mu Ge'er's body seemed to have changed. Her chest rose and fell. She touched the back of her head. The wound had stopped bleeding.
I nodded, pleased with my results. This old monk had finally won against the Seven Great Pagoda.
We jumped off the car, and the Black and White Impermanence also returned the souls of those hoodlums back into their bodies. However, these hoodlums all laid on the ground with crooked eyes, looking like they couldn't take care of themselves.
”Xie, what's going on?!”
”Hehe, my lord, as expected of a Monarch. It can be said that no one has ever done this before, and even the person that was cut down was so enchanting. After their souls were sliced off by the lord, they have more or less suffered some injuries …”
”That won't happen again —” I didn't want to burden the country with dozens of idiots.
”Hehe, don't worry, my lord. It will be fine in a few days. It's just that from now on, I will twitch from time to time, or I will occasionally urinate …”
”They won't remember what happened tonight, will they?” I asked. I didn't want them to remember what had happened to them tonight. Even though I'm not afraid of them now, I'm afraid of trouble.
”Hee hee, no, no, after they recover their Yang, they won't remember us. Otherwise, our image within the temple won't be that far off from each other …”
I nodded. ”That's good —”
”Hehe, my lord, it's getting late, let's go back, if we don't go back soon we will be discovered by the ninth heaven.”
I waved my hand. ”Let's go —” I brought two ghosts and a dog along the road.
Before I could take two steps, I said, ”Wait a minute —” I turned back and rummaged through the pockets of the delinquents. Not bad, not bad at all.
On the way back, I found my high imitation Adibas. Lying in the middle of the road, it had been ravaged by countless of wheels the whole night, but it still proudly opened its mouth, it looked a little like a Howling Celestial Dog eating at the moon. F * ck, could it be that I was scared sick by the Howling Celestial Dog's mouth?
After returning to Sun Lao'er's store, White Impermanence and Black Wuchang were about to take their leave. They weren't like me, I was the leader of the staff, and they still wanted to hook in the soul. If they didn't hook in the soul for the whole night, the two of them would probably be rushing the scene during the day.
After the two of them left, the sky turned bright. The Fanjiayuan Market buzzed again, and the counterfeit traders began their passionate day.
I didn't sleep all night, so I couldn't take it anymore. I lay on the Sun Lao'er's broken bed, groaning and wanting to close my eyes.
Mu Ge'er who was busy looking around suddenly jumped over: ”I'm hungry, I want to eat … …”
I touched the money in my pocket and thought about the promise I made. ”Where can I find western cuisine for you so early in the morning? Is it okay like this …?” I started to cheat again, ”The big stuffed bun opposite us is not bad, let's buy 10 or 20 to eat — —”
”Hmph —” Mu Ge'er was unwilling, ”You're lying, you're lying —”
”My little aunt, can you not be so loud?” I saw that Old Man Liu, who was in the public restroom, had already stuck his head in and immediately switched on the TV. He switched it to a series of TV and coincidentally, the female lead was shouting hysterically at the male lead, ”You tricked me, I hate you! I hate you! ”I hate you so much …”
Old Man Liu looked at the television, then looked at me, before retracting his gaze. I was faked, and immediately spoke to the angry Mu Ge'er, ”Young mistress, how about I bring you to eat western cuisine right now?”
Mu Ge'er was ungrateful, ”No need to go through so much trouble, 6622XXX, just make this call and have someone send it over, and add in the 10% service fee …”
The Sun Lao'er didn't even have a phone call here, so I had no choice but to borrow his phone at the entrance. I called him and found out that it was actually a very famous western restaurant in the city.
I don't even know what other people are up to. I don't even know how to order food. Mu Ge'er did not dare to lie down next to the microphone and directly talk to her. She was a regular customer, even the customers ordering the dishes would be able to recognize her voice. In a few hours, the news of her death would spread.