C9 (1/2)

I said, ”Actually, I'm an immortal. I can save you —”

When the young lady heard that I was a deity, her interest was piqued. ”A deity, a deity. Please tell the world who is the most …”

I didn't even look up. ”You're the most beautiful —”

I rolled my eyes and said, ”But you can't continue to wander like this or you'll become a ghost. How about this, if you enter this dog's body, you can also be considered to have a place to stay …” As for your body, I will help you recover and temporarily become a vegetable. When you have had enough fun, I will send your soul back into your body … ”

The little girl rolled her eyes, ”So you're tricking me to be your dog. Hmph, I'm not going to do that--”

”But, you really can't go on wandering like this,” I continued, unmoved. ”Look at those two guys over there with their white hats and black hats and their long tongues sticking out, they're the ones who catch ghosts like you —”

The girl nodded, ”I know the two of them. Black and White Impermanence …” But you, how come I didn't know there was a deity like you? ”

I couldn't help but be speechless. Sigh, I just changed jobs. Without a customer base, I wouldn't even be able to get a customer's approval.

”Let me live in this dog's body,” the girl said, ”but I'm asking for it!” The little girl probably understood that drifting down without any roots or duckweed was not a good thing. If she met another immortal pet that was hungry and liked to eat people's souls, she would not be able to save it. There are cranes, lions, tigers, leopards, and so on. I have to be careful in the future, it's just two dates in total, so I don't want all these animals to eat up.

I only found out later that this is actually an exclusive ability of Howling Celestial Dog that can eat anything that can be seen. Other immortal pets didn't have this function.

There's no other way,” he said. Brother is already a deity, what else can't satisfy you? I was full of pride as I waved my hand, ”Speak —

”I only eat western food. I usually eat seven-part cooked American New Orleans steak and French foie gras, vegetables and salad must be harmless organic vegetables, I also like to eat baked snails and Australian lobsters, and sometimes I even need to drink some Raphael red wine for 82 years … dessert... I eat ice cream most of the time, but you don't have the craftsmanship of my ice-cream master, and Hagen Das can barely — ”

I was speechless. I was about to shout at the Black and White Spirit Emissaries behind me, ”Which one of you two is good enough to hook this girl …”

After weighing the pros and cons, I gritted my teeth and nodded, ”Okay, I'll agree to all of your terms —”

The girl cheered, ”Okay, then I'll go into the dog's body right now —”

I was afraid that she would change her mind, so I turned towards White Impermanence and shouted, ”Xie, come and help …” Under the White Impermanence's guidance, the little girl's soul finally entered the Howling Celestial Dog's body. The Howling Celestial Dog was alive again, but it was no longer the Howling Celestial Dog anymore. She twisted her fat body and curled the Howling Celestial Dog's crooked mouth: ”So ugly, eh — and I'm still drooling, so disgusting — —”

Afraid that she would go back on her word, I hurriedly comforted her, ”It's fine if I stay here for the time being, but if I stay here for the time--”

”Hello everyone — — My name is Mu Ge'er, you can call me Ge'er in the future — —” Fortunately, this young mistress was a bit heartless, and quickly forgot about her unhappiness, about to merge into her new life.

I quickly nodded. ”My name is Zhai Nan, you can call me Otaku …”

”What an unpleasant name,” Mu Ge'er said. ”But looking at your appearance, you are indeed very rogue--”

”Hehe, my name is Xie Bian —” White Impermanence said with a grin. Since his boss had already introduced himself, he naturally had to follow suit. This kind of kid, I like him. He has a future, a future.

I... I... My name is... Call... Call... Ah Fan … Ah Fan … Ahh … ”Save …

”Uncle Fan Wu — —” Mu Ge'er said. ”This name is so funny, who are you to Mother Nanshan?”

”Ahhh …” Ahhh... Ahhh... ”Ah, wrong …” The Black Wuchang was panicking. The names of Fan Wuyou and Xie Bian, no matter whether it was in the Yin Yang or Yang Worlds, could not be crushed. They could not be cooked easily.

The more I panicked, the more I couldn't say anything. I could only hear a series of ”ah ah ah ah” sounds behind me. I said, ”Stop messing around, he's called Fan Wuyou.” When Fan Wuyou heard that I was saving the situation and helped him out, he was so angry he almost choked to death.

Mu Ge'er stuck out her tongue and I said, ”Let's talk about proper business. How can we restore Mu Ge'er's body — —”

”Hehe, Lord, we are just Messengers. We have never come into contact with Magic Weapon before,” White Impermanence said.