C4 (1/2)

”Still hungry —” I said to Xie Bian.

”Hehe, how could this be?” Xie Bian scratched his head. ”Is it because adults are still humans?”

Xie, what are you saying? If I am not a human, then what am I? No, I can't really be considered human anymore. After thinking about it carefully, I really got hit by Sun Lao'er's f * cking plan. I am a f * cking thing that doesn't look like a human or a ghost now.

”Ah Da …” Ah Da... Ah … Smell... Smell... Smell this... Can... Can... ”Able to eat until one is full —” Black Wuchang began to sell the candles and incense on his plate.

”Shut up!” ”Shut up!” White Impermanence and I shouted at the same time.

”Hehe, Lord, these are all tribute. We all eat this —” White Impermanence said in a rather awkward manner.

”Sun Lao'er eats this too?” I asked in disbelief.

”Hehe — uh — the former Lord Yama, often bought boxes of food to eat — —”

I nodded. ”Then you help me buy a box lunch —”

”Ah Da — — Ah Da — —” Black Wuchang's words were immediately filtered out.

”Hehe,” White Impermanence said in embarrassment. ”Lord, we are Messengers, we cannot come into contact with living people, and even more so, we can't take things out of the air —”

”Oh...” I said helplessly, ”If that's the case, then who's going to lend me some money …”

”Here —” Black Wuchang took out a stack of bills.

I saw that they were all 1 trillion big notes, and they were all ”Made in the Underworld Bank”. The man painted on them looked more and more like the Sun Lao'er.

F * ck! Damn you, Xie, don't stop me, I'm going to cut this guy to death today.

”Milord, we, we, we, we …” ”Everyone...” Flat... On... Only... Eating these - ”Black Wuchang said with a sad face.

As expected of White Impermanence, her red eyes rolled back and forth for a moment. ”Hehe — Lord, I have a way —”

”What is it?” I asked, ”I heard that those evil people of Dajian's would be turned into various ingredients in the Underworld for those evil spirits to eat. If you have any more oil to fry, adulterers and unrighteous people, don't bring it up anymore —”

”Hehe … Looking at my lord's current appearance, it should be because the trapped dragon hasn't ascended to the heavens yet. With this method, I can only need to work once and you will be able to enjoy the luxury of living a life full of wealth …” White Impermanence said.

”Forget it, no matter how wealthy he is, he's still a rich person with profound strength … and so on... You said 'the world' just now? ”

White Impermanence shook her head, and her one foot long red tongue also shook. ”Hehe, that's right.”

”Big brother, hurry up and say that this matter is done, you will be my big brother in the future.” My heart was filled with excitement, just like a wife who had been waiting for seven or eight ladies, but was so impotent that it seemed that it was the first time a rich man had seen an advertisement on the telephone pole saying ”The old military doctor specializes in treating impotence”.

White Impermanence sneakily walked over. ”We can find a rich family's skinny young master and hook his soul away. Lord, if you come out again and say that you can cure his disease, then you can put on an act and we can return his soul back to him. Then young master is fine again, that rich family will definitely thank you. ”As long as we can do it skillfully, even the Nine Heavens will not be able to discover us.”

”Good idea, good idea,” I nodded. ”But I'm very hungry right now!” This move, even far water cannot quench the thirst. ” My heart stirred with excitement. I didn't expect that all these unwritten rules would come as soon as I became a cadre. It seems that this position is worth it.

White Impermanence continued to shake her head. ”Hehe, let's go out when it gets dark and see if there's anyone who did something wrong. Let's test it out on a small scale.”

”That's fine too. The mosquitoes and flies are meat, so it's fine.” I don't care too much about that now. ”Why can't we go now?”

Hehe — Lord, you don't have an immortal record yet, and you've also angered the Ninth Heaven just now because you want to break the contract. Right now, divine thunder is rampaging all over the sky, not to mention that you want to break the contract, but you don't have an immortal record.

I said gloomily, ”Could it be that I can only hide in this house forever? Damn, the Sun Lao'er doesn't even have a toilet. ”

Sun Lao'er sneezed in the Heavenly Court. After counting with his fingers, he shouted, ”If I had to go out a meter, it would be a free public toilet.