C3 (1/2)

”Rumble ~ ~ ~” ”Crack ~ ~” After the sound of thunder, another lightning bolt struck the signboard outside the shop, causing sparks to fly everywhere. The two Black and White Impermanence ran away while hugging each other. I looked at Sun Lao'er in fear and said grievingly, ”I didn't think about breaking the contract!”

Sun Lao'er squinted his eyes and calculated, ”Not good! ”It almost ruined everything!”

Seeing my confused expression, Sun Lao'er said, ”You are an ordinary person without immortal records. Now that you have become the King of Hell, it can be said that you have violated the rules and are about to attract Divine Lightning of the Nine Tribulations s!”

”What is an immortal record?” I had a bitter look on my face as I pulled Sun Lao'er along, ”Divine Sun Immortal, you have to save me!”

The Sun Lao'er's palm faced upwards. Unknowingly, a shining tablet was suspended above his palm in the air, it was so bright that it was hard to tell what was on it. This thing is equivalent to an identity card in the human world, and every deity has one. You are now the King of Hell, but you don't have any immortal records, so this is against the laws of the heavens. ”

”Anyone who violates the laws of heaven will be cut down by the Divine Lightning of the Nine Tribulations. Back then, the Fighting Buddha and the Seven Fairies were all hacked down! ”

”Great Immortal Sun, I beg you, please save me!” I don't have Sun Wukong's ability! I won't let go of Sun Lao'er's arm even if I have to die.

The Sun Lao'er seemed to have seen through my thoughts, ”Heh heh heh heh”. He took the opportunity to spit out the phlegm in order to shake off my hand. Then, he walked to a spot a few meters away from me before stopping.

”Now that things have come to this, I can only go to heaven and see what kind of remedy the Celestial Emperor can come up with!” Sun Lao'er looked at me solemnly.

I nodded and looked at him with teary eyes, ”Great Immortal Sun, Great Master Sun, I'm relying on you now!”

I reluctantly pulled Sun Lao'er's sleeves and sent him to the door. Originally, I wanted to continue sending him out, but Sun Lao'er glanced at me and dispelled my thought with a word, ”Erm, before I return, you should just obediently stay inside the house. If the Ninth Layer were to find out that you are so neither a human nor a god, then I won't be able to save you.”

”You have to be faster!”

The two Black and White Impermanence were afraid that it would affect the innocent, so they crouched down under the house across the street after being struck by lightning in the sky. Sun Lao'er waved his hand, and the two ghosts ran over.

Afterwards, Sun Lao'er jumped onto the Suzuki 100, which only had a few more parts compared to his bicycle. After a few kicks, he caught fire and left in a cloud of black smoke. Looking at the billowing black smoke, some of them knew that he was an immortal while others didn't know where he had come from.

I raised my head to look at the sky. There was a flash of lightning in front of the sun and I was walking back and forth in the sky. ”Crack!” I jumped into the depths of the shop and calmed down. The moment I turned around, I saw two Black and White Impermanence standing in front of me. I was so shocked that I almost ran away.

The two were similar in style, one black and one white, white tall and thin, black short and fat, wearing a long robe that matched his skin color, holding a mourning stick. Their eyes were red, and they stuck out their tongues that were a foot long, but didn't affect their speech. White Impermanence smiled happily. On the tall hat, it said ”I'll see you make a fortune”. Black Wuchang had a ferocious expression, and on the hat, it said ”The world is at peace”.

White Impermanence's face was deathly pale. Two red eyes, a red tongue, and a big open mouth. From a distance, one would think that it was a red one with a flattering smile on its face.” My little Xie Bian, congratulations on becoming the son of Yan Luo. Under my lord's leadership, my Netherworld will definitely rise to prominence, and my lord will definitely become a great figure in the annals of history! ”This little one congratulates Sir Immortal on eternal blessings, and on the same date as the Heavens …” After which, he bowed deeply.

There was a hint of flattery in his words, but I liked it.

Little... Small... Ah Fan … Ah Fan … Ahh … Ahhh! Ahhh! ”Ah, congratulations, milord …” Black Wuchang was actually stuttering. ”Ah, big... Ah Da... Ah, Lord, this little one is also … Also... Congratulations... Ah … Ah … You... You must... Ah, to... You have to take care of your body, no matter what... Oh, don't be... Ah, Thunderclap … At that time … Ah also … Ah, there's going to be trouble... Me... The two brothers … ”Ahhh …” ”Ahhh …” ”Ah, your soul …

F * ck, does this guy even know how to speak?

White Impermanence bowed towards me with a smile, ”Hehe — Lord, you just arrived. Don't lower yourself to this guy, he's just like this.”

Black Wuchang also felt that he said the wrong thing, ”Ah, so … ”Ahh!” Ah, yes. This... This... This... Stinky mouth... AAHH … AAHH … Ah, I can't change it anymore... No... However … I think... Ah Da... Ah … Face... Face... Doesn't look like... Ah Long... Ah Long Life... Ah Qian … Ah Qian … Ahhh … Don't... ”He was struck to death by lightning …

Man, you might as well not explain.

I gloomily retorted, ”Seeing how dark you are, could it be that you were struck by lightning before?”

”Ah, me …” Ah, me... This... This... Not counting... Black... Ah Da... Ah Da... Ah … By... Thunderstruck... Hack … Later... ”Ah, sure …” ”Ah, sure …” ”He's definitely darker than me …”

Who said that stuttering was useless? With just a few words, this fellow had even made me want to die …

”Hehe, my lord, you might not know this, but he can only be considered the second worst. In the past, there were people even worse than him in the Underworld …” White Impermanence said.