C2 (1/2)

The middle-aged man stared at the contract in my hands, dumbfounded.

After a long while, Sun Lao'er finally reacted. He muttered to himself, ”Otaku, you brat, you've caused a huge mess this time —”

”What kind of disaster is this? Hurry up and return the 200 yuan to me. I'll immediately tear up the contract without any hesitation. You guys sign another copy.” I said, holding up the contract as if to tear it.

Suddenly, a thunderclap came from the clear sky and struck the sign outside the store. All the glass in the store shattered.

This time, it was my turn to be stunned. The man in the suit I beat up staggered into the store. ”Boss …” The two men in suits groaned at the middle-aged man. Then, their four legs went limp as they fell onto the ground. His back was covered in burn marks. These two were struck by lightning.

A more bizarre thing happened. In front of me, the two men in suits turned into two paper men. Two blue balls emerged from the paper man's body and floated in the air.

The middle-aged man slowly came back to his senses. With a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes, he grabbed the two balls of light and put them into his pocket.

At this moment, how could I still remember the two hundred yuan. I stared at the paper man on the ground for a long time before letting out a blood-curdling scream. ”Ghost!”

I reached for the door and tried to run out. Sun Lao'er gave the middle-aged man a meaningful glance, and the two of them pounced together, grabbing my shoulders and pulling me back.

I was dragged to the back of the shop. Just as they let go, they said, ”I'll fight you two demons —” I waved the empty bottle in my hand.

That middle-aged man extended his hand to catch the bottle. I closed my eyes and swung the bottle over. This is an empty bottle, not an eight hundred kilogram sledgehammer. I don't think it's possible to deal with this guy in front of me who has no idea what it is.

Who knew that when the bottle smashed onto that guy's shoulder, it would be as soft as if it had been smashed onto cotton. Furthermore, that person was similar to the two paper men that were previously at the entrance of the shop. He hit the wall, bounced back and fell onto the counter, a good piece of the counter, and just like that he crushed it.

”This is the Magic Weapon …” Sun Lao'er's mouth was wide open so that a brick could be stuffed inside.

That middle-aged man got up from the ground and glared at me without dusting himself. He then laughed at Sun Lao'er, ”Old Sun, I don't think I can become an official. This temple is too big, I can't tolerate it. ”I will return to report now. You can settle this mess yourself.”

After saying that, the man walked away without even looking at me, leaving behind a floor full of debris.

I was afraid that the BMW at the entrance would become a paper cart. If this guy drove a paper cart across Fanjiayuan, half of the people in this world would have a different view of the world tomorrow. Fortunately, after the roar of the engine, the guy disappeared.

Sun Lao'er shook his head, his face scrunched into a bitter melon. ”Otaku, this time I've really been tricked miserably by you — —”

”Sun Lao'er, the two hundred dollars that you owe me should be repaid today, right?”

”Return your sister's money —” Sun Lao'er picked up the contract I signed from the ground and threw it in front of me, then roared at me, ”Look at what you have signed!”

In one hand, I held the bottle, while the other flipped through the contract. The title on the contract read 'Hades', and below it was a line of small words, 'Heavenly Court Committee xx, 2013', and a number at the end.

I scratched my head. ”Old Sun, what's this?”

”After signing this, from now on, you will be the tenth highest official in the Underworld — King Yama.” Sun Lao'er's face was even uglier than his dead mother's.

”Stop bullshitting, just teasing me —” I shivered, as if the situation wasn't looking good.

The Sun Lao'er pointed at his nose and roared, ”How could I have the mood to tease you? I am the ninth King of Hell. That guy was supposed to be taking over my class, but now you've snatched him away. ”

”Nonsense,” I cursed, but I lowered my head and believed him. It wasn't that this guy's words were too pleasant, but that I saw a guy in a black and white hat with a mourning stick standing in front of the store. The pedestrians on the street turned a blind eye to them. It must have been the two of them trying to trick them.

”Sun...” Large... ”Great deity …” I said uneasily, ”Do you think you can change your official position?”

”Someone else?” The Sun Lao'er roared, ”Do you think that all the red-headed documents in the Heavenly Court are for nothing? ”It is now the Law, the Law, the Law, and the Society.”

Sun Lao'er continued, ”After you signed this document, it has already been protected by the supreme ninth heaven, and even the Celestial Emperor wouldn't dare to change it. Just now, you had the intention of ripping the document apart, and already attracted the heavenly thunder. If he wanted to waste this document, then he would have to lure the Divine Lightning of the Nine Tribulations … At that time, not only will you be destroyed into ashes, even the earth will have a huge hole cut in it! ”