Chapter 1: A Reality Show? (2/2)

As she thought of those surveillance cameras that were in every possible nook and cranny, and those manipulators that set up pranks with mischievous attitudes just for the sake of satisfying the curiosity of the masses, Tang Doudou couldn’t help getting a bit angry!

Hmph! You want to play? Then Big Sis will properly play a round with you!

“Gongzi~ Could it be that you dislike this servant? Are you thinking that this servant isn’t as pretty as those other girls? Why are you being so cold to this servant….”

That prostitute pouted playfully as she spoke. Her tender and soft body seemed to be itching to stick onto Tang Doudou’s body and her voice was supple to the point where water could drip out.

Then, that woman actually grabbed Tang Doudou’s small claw and did a very bold and off-the-scale action!

Tang Doudou instantly returned to her senses. Her dull eyes followed her arm and looked over, meeting head-on with a pair of charming silk-like eyes. She then looked at her own hand which was currently gripped and placed onto that woman’s chest, and the way it was still being intentionally dragged back and forth by the woman.

Hell! Tang Doudou was immediately thundered to the point where she was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. Haha, people from the city sure know how to play!

There was really no need to mention these women’s acting skills, they could practically throw the leading roles of some television dramas hundreds of streets away! Their acting seemed pretty much no different from natural personality!

Look at the setup, it was seriously a big production scene ah!

Tang Doudou’s eyes lit up. It looks as if they really got serious this time! Just for the sake of making her look dumb, they’ve practically even spurted blood*!

“spurted blood” means to put in a lot of effort, and might also connote to spending a lot of money.

This was such a golden opportunity, wouldn’t it be wasting their good intentions if she didn’t give a proper performance?

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Credits: Translated by Chiyomira, Edited by Prady

[Chiyomira’s Corner]

Lethal Weapon Discussion Amongst the Editors

S: This sentence doesn’t make sense. What is the “lethal weapon”?

M: Ehh, I assume it’s the male’s, uhh, reproductive organ.

C: But she doesn’t reach for her crotch until later lol

M: Oh that’s right… In that case she touched the girl’s breast, calling it a weapon to make sure she’s not dreaming? But yeah, it makes sense I suppose. Still weird she went there to validate she’s awake xD

As you can see, this is a super funny and silly novel. There’s a lot of slang and funny sayings which makes this novel a challenge to translate even though the situation is pretty straightforward. I’ve chosen to keep a lot of the sounds that really have no meaning but to give a more informal and outrageous tone to the words like ‘ah’ and ‘ya’ as well as keep some of the sayings in their literal forms rather than the connotations. Because ‘spurted blood’ really gives off a different feel than ‘really put in effort’, no?

Also, this novel often directly shifts from describing the situation in third-person-ish pov directly into her first-person pov reaction, so if something confuses you, I highly encourage you to take another look and puzzle it out! I really found this fun to read so I hope my translations will be just as fun for you and that you’ll grow to love this novel! Enjoy~

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