Chapter 1: A Reality Show? (1/2)

Chapter 1: A Reality Show?

The moment Tang Doudou opened her eyes, she was swarmed by a pack of women with heavy makeup and various kinds of low-cut clothing. A casual look painted it as a scene of magnificent curves and a jungle of flesh and wine.

Gulp. Da heck was happening?

Shouldn’t she be fast asleep in the hotel right now? The moment she cracked an eye open, she saw this place which seemed like a transvestite party site.

Could it be that she was dreaming?

This act in front of her was also way too unimaginably outrageous. Even if it was a dream, she was a woman that was straighter than a desert’s solitary smoke*, why would she dream of such an unrestrained scene?

大漠孤烟 – Desert’s solitary smoke is a phrase from a poem, the entire phrase has one additional word: 直, which means straight. The smoke is from a fire beacon, and smoke isn’t straight, but our MC’s just playing on words, no hidden meanings, I think.

Look at how these women are dressed, they all look like ancient era brothel women. It couldn’t be that in her subconscious mind, she actually liked women? And such heavy taste to boot!

Tang Doudou lifted her hand and covered her eyes. Heavens ah, she was actually this kind of person!

But that’s not right either! With suspicion in her eyes, Tang Doudou rubbed the lethal weapon that came over. It was very meticulous, supple, and elastic; she became even more puzzled. Such a realistic sensation……

Oh my god, this couldn’t be real, right?! Tang Doudou was alarmed by her thought.

She quickly pulled over a random woman. “Hey, this Big Sis, where is this place? Are you guys acting out roles?”

“Owwie, gongzi, you’re hurting this servant…” A coquettish blaming tone. Hearing it made Tang Doudou drop a floor full of goosebumps with a whoosh.

公子 – “gongzi” is a way to address a guy, usually someone of pretty good background; like the son of an official or the son of nobility. It’s pretty much Mister except not quite.

“Gongzi?” Tang Doudou exposed a look of surprise. Seeing that woman stroking her hair coquettishly while facing her, she violently shuddered, feeling a chill. Mommy, this place is really scary, I want to go home!

“Gongzi, you’ve called so many sisters here, which sister are you planning to have stay behind?” The woman leaned towards Tang Doudou. How could Tang Doudou possibly have the nerve to allow the woman to lean on her? She hastily dodged.

The woman saw her dodge as if she was avoiding a snake and immediately turned back around sharply. Her red lips gently parted as she smiled sweetly. “Aiyah, gongzi, what are you dodging for!?”

Big Sis ah! It’s not that I want to hide. This woman is seriously making a passionate effort to fawn upon another woman, sister seriously can’t hold up ah!

Tang Doudou shuddered and she shifted around in her seat.

She still hadn’t figured out the current situation, so how could she have the presence of mind to deal with these big sisters? Her clear bright eyes looked around at the strange surroundings. The more she looked, the more alarmed she became. She was finally sure about one thing, this isn’t the hotel’s design!

This couldn’t be a recording site for a live reality tv show, right?

But she never received a notification ah! Meow meow miii*! To do this, they probably want to see her shameful performance, don’t they?

In Chinese, ‘miao’ = meow and is the sound a cat makes. ‘mi’ is a sound for calling a cat. ‘Miao miao mii’ and other variations like ‘miao a(one) mi’ have no actual meaning. They just sound cute and are often used by modern people to express anything from outrage to shock to amazement.