846 There’s A Dog Called Buttface! (2/2)

”Everybody, do you know how to rap freestyle?”

”Yo! Yo! There's a dog called Buttface, pretending to be a wolf every day, but he's really just a coward, who can't stop calling himself 'Your Holiness'! I've dissed every word he spits out. Please cut his tongue out when you see him! Yeah, yeah, my name is I'M SO COOL, I repeat nothing I've said before, hope that you guys would give me a wave of monthly tickets and I'll promise to update more! Use more shampoo when you shower, time's running out, so I'm gonna stop!”

Almost instantly, Xu Que's freestyle rap echoed all across the whole area. It spread in an infinite loop through the loudspeaker and was further amplified by the Propagation Formation. Cultivators around the area stopped in their tracks and looked at Xu Que, unable to react. Then, their heads could not help but bounce with the rhythm.

Somewhere, further along, cultivators who were casually strolling were confronted by the impromptu freestyle rap. Then, they too began to nod their heads with the beat. Those who were more active even tossed their hands skywards and started to walk with the beat! Even further down the path, in a patch of withered grass, a dog suddenly sprang up from underneath. Its two lantern-like eyes sprang open as it scanned its surroundings.

”Crap, why does that sound so much like that lad? Crap, how dare he curse me! Crap, why did it sound so addictive! Crap, YO! YO! YO!”

He shouted and swung his head about, then from its belly, fished out the recorder that Xu Que gave him years ago. It then started to search for similar songs.

As it listened to the song, it quickly rushed toward where the freestyle rap music was.

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At the same time, Xu Que was satisfied with the results. When he returned to Jiang Hongyan, he joked, ”Little Missy, how was my freestyle rap? It's cool, isn't it?”

Jiang Hongyan could not hold back her laughter. She asked, ”Where did you learn strange stuff like this?”

”I learned it in my hometown!” Xu Que chirped.

”Hometown?” Jiang Hongyan pondered for a second. She had heard Xu Que mention before that his hometown was not the Five Elements Mountain. It was somewhere further away, but she had not heard him talk about where exactly it was.

Xu Que smiled, his gaze deep with affection. He saw eye to eye with Jiang Hongyan, ”There will be a day when I will bring you back to my home. We will have a grand wedding, and I'll make sure everyone comes to witness our great marriage. The whole world will offer us her best blessings!”

”Okay!” Jiang Hongyan glowed. Even with her modified appearance, at this moment, she was so dazzlingly beautiful that she was the prettiest woman in the whole world.

The two of them stared into each other's eyes, and Xu Que moved closer, attempting to steal a kiss with this perfect chance.

”Senior brother, senior brother, come over quick! We found that dog!” Suddenly, someone yelled from a distance. Both Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan reacted quickly at his words. Upon exchanging a glance, they swept forward with tacit understanding. A moment later, they finally saw that familiar dog.

It was undoubtedly Buttface!

Right now, some cultivators surrounded Buttface, who stood on both hind legs like a human. Its front legs waved to the beat while it chanted in freestyle, ”YO! YO! Come over if you dare, Your Holiness will beat you to death!”

”Hmph! Yo, my ass! Trying to bluff your way out of this? Since you delivered yourself to our doorstep, you're not getting away!”

”Stay still and keep your mouth shut! Wait till our Senior Brother comes back; he would skin you alive!” The cultivators told Buttface coldly.

Buttface, on the other hand, seemed as if he could not break free from his newfound freestyle rapping addiction. He continued to wave his two front legs and sing proudly, ”Your Holiness won't keep his mouth shut, he'll scold you if he wants! Bite me if you got guts! YO! YO! Your stupid head is like a ball, see me kick it to the department store. I'll buy a balloon in the department store, your mother's stupid head, that's what I'll buy!”