846 There’s A Dog Called Buttface! (1/2)

”Hmm?” Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan looked at each other and found the same shocked expression on each other's faces. They were extremely surprised!

Judging from the voices they had heard from far away, they had mentioned a dog, dog piss, and then a wolf! Don't these descriptions all point to Buttface? How could you find another dog in this world, one that looked like a dog yet claimed itself to be a wolf, one that dares to take a piss on another's head, except for Buttface?

But that can't be. They are on the damn Road of Heavenly Ascension while Buttface should still be in the Four Great Continents. How did he even manage to get onto the Road of Heavenly Ascension?

”Do you think that it's Buttface?” Jiang Hongyan asked Xu Que, slightly surprised.

If even Jiang Hongyan had thought of Buttface when she heard people talking, Xu Que was now about 80 percent sure that his guess was correct.

”Come on. Let's take a look!” Xu Que immediately strode toward all the commotion with Jiang Hongyan.

Very quickly, Xu Que saw a group of Form Synthesis Stage cultivators sprinting at full speed on an ancient path right before them. Among them, there were several cultivators with wet hair that reeked of a disgusting odor, fury evident on their faces.

As far as they could see, all that was around was this group of cultivators running haphazardly. Buttface was nowhere to be seen.

”What happened, my fellow cultivators? I think I heard something about you guys chasing a dog?” Xu Que stopped one of the cultivators – one who was not drenched in piss – and asked in a genuinely kind manner.

This cultivator was not bent on chasing the dog, and so he decided to entertain Xu Que's question. He answered with slight exasperation, ”We were resting under the tree when it happened. Who would have thought that a dog would appear atop the tree and suddenly piss all over us! As it did that, it screamed that it would soon become an Immortal! Some of my Senior Brothers, unfortunately, got drenched. That's why they are all furious.”

”What? Such a shameless dog exists? Tell me quickly, my friend, its appearance and characteristics. I shall lend a helping hand!” Xu Que pounded his chest and nobly offered to help.

Surprised, the young cultivator shook his head. ”It looked strange and lewd, but weirdly enough it did look kind of like a wolf. But it ran like a dog and darted off fast.”

”Are there any other characteristics? Like addressing himself as 'Your Holiness' or something like that?” Xu Que asked.

The young cultivator was alarmed. ”How...how did you know?”

”I guessed! All right, you should continue chasing that dog!” Xu Que chuckled. He took up Jiang Hongyan's hand and left without looking back.

It should be evident by now that he was 100 percent sure of his assumption. The dog that the group of cultivators was chasing after must be Buttface! At any other time, Xu Que would have left him; he wouldn't die that easily anyway. With that terrifying body of his, even a cultivator at the peak of the Great Vehicle Stage could not lay a scratch on him!

But the situation is different now. If Buttface did come over from the Four Great Continents, it meant that an entrance had also opened up over there! With that in mind, they might be able to return to the Four Great Continents by retracing the route Buttface had used to enter. That was why they had to find Buttface immediately.

The Road of Heavenly Ascension is vast and expansive, with many routes and belts still unexplored. While Buttface had just appeared, he might have already run to somewhere far. ”It will not be easy to find him.” Jiang Hongyan reminded him softly. She had some vague understanding of the Road of Heavenly Ascension. She thought that the chances of finding Buttface in here were quite slim.

On the contrary, Xu Que brushed it off. ”Rest assured! If anything, Buttface's character was petty and spiteful. He might look like a cowardly dog, but he had always been a revengeful soul. I'm sure that he would not run far. I bet he's currently seeking a chance to pay those cultivators back!”

”We'll wait for him here then.” Jiang Hongyan nodded.

”Yeah, we'll have to wait, but not passively! Looking for a person – no, a dog – requires spreading the call for a search far and wide!” Xu Que smiled. With a massive swing of his arm, he pulled out an enormous loudspeaker from his pants. After some fiddling, he had set up the main loudspeaker by the path and installed some supplementary speakers. He made sure to arrange them following a Propagation Formation.

Then, with a cracking sound, Xu Que pressed the power button. All of the speakers trembled instantly and amplified his infectious voice!