548 Change Your Name or Die (2/2)
”OK, Buttface, you can stop now!” Xu Que said.
Buttface nodded and stepped back, a content smile on his face.
Han Guoqiang was scared stiff.
Is…he going to kill me now?
”No, please! Lord Li, I was wrong! I was really wrong! Please don't kill me!” Han Guoqiang pleaded, crawling backward. Now that Buttface had been told to stand down, he figured that Xu Que was ready to kill him himself!
”Kill you? Who told you I was going to kill you?” Xu Que said with a cold smile.
Han Guoqiang was stunned. His heart began to slow down to a calmer rate.
”You… you're not going to kill me?” Han Guoqiang asked in a bit of a daze.
”Of course I'm not going to kill you. I am a scholar! As the old saying goes, a gentleman uses his tongue, not his fists. How could I bring myself to kill anyone? Killing is too brutal!” Xu Que said. His expression was filled with sadness, earnestness, and uprightness.
The onlookers were confused.
A gentleman uses his tongue, not his fists?
You are not actually going to kill him!?
Sh*t! From the very beginning, his plan was just to humiliate Han Guoqiang by spitting on him!
D*mn! This guy is so absurd!
How could this guy call himself a scholar? He just told his dog to spit all over someone. That is no way for a scholar to behave! He is just a godd*mned fake!
”I am a reasonable man! Who gave you your name? Why did they give you such a terrible name? Your name brings shame to this nation! It makes you disloyal, unfilial and unjust! Now, I give you two choices,” Xu Que said, speaking slowly and purposefully.
Xu Que held his Dark Heavy Buster Sword above Han Guoqiang's head.
”You can change your name, or you can die! It's up to you now, ” he said coldly.
”What?” Han Guoqiang was scared stiff yet again.
But you just said you weren't going to kill me! How could you threaten me like this!?
The onlookers were speechless.
Just now, he said he wouldn't kill him. But now he is saying that Han Guoqiang needs to change his name or else he'll kill him! This guy is totally unreasonable!
Where the h*ll is this guy from?
”Oh? I take it from your silence that you have chosen death, correct? Alright. You are quite brave for wanting to die rather than relinquish your title! I will fulfill your wish!” Xu Que yelled.
The Dark Heavy Buster Sword in his hand started to shine magnificently. Power radiated from the sword as he lifted it...
”No, I will change my name!” Han Guoqiang shouted.
”Oh?” Xu Que stopped.
”But I don't know what my new name should be…” Han Guoqiang said.
He didn't know why his name offended Xu Que so much. Han Guoqiang… Guoqiang… It was a common name! Why did this guy insist on changing it?
”You should change it into Zhong Guoqiang!” Xu Que said nobly.
”What?” Han Guoqiang was dumbfounded. This guy wasn't asking him to change his given name, but his family name!?
”Actually, no. This change does not solve the problem. Besides, a scumbag like you is not qualified to have such a noble name!” Xu Que said, shaking his head. ”Your name should be Han Guoruo! No, no, no, your name should be Han Guo Ji Ba[1]!”
Han Guoji? the young rich man thought. That's an OK name. In fact, it is perfectly acceptable!
”OK, I will change my name to Han Guoji!” he said with a nod.
”Are you kidding me?” Xu Que said, his eyes wide with anger.
Bang!
Xu Que hit the rich man in the forehead with his Dark Heavy Buster Sword.
”I asked you to change your name to Han Guo Ji Ba! Why are you trying to omit the Ba? Are you seeking death?”
[1] Jiba means d*ck in Chinese.