549 Tell Me Your Number; I Want You to Serve Me Later (1/2)
Xu Que hit the rich young man again for omitting the word ”Ba.”
”I am sorry for my behavior,” the young man said. ”I am terribly sorry! Yes, my name is now Han Guo Ji Ba!”
The young man's face was swollen from Xu Que's attacks and Buttface's saliva was still sliding down his face.
”You look disgusting!” Xu Que shouted, repulsed by the young man's appearance.
In the past, Xu Que would have definitely killed Han Guoqiang by now. However, Xu Que had promised the Water Empress that he would not kill anyone if he could help it. Thus, Xu Que decided to spare Han Guo Ji Ba so the Water Empress would not be angry with him. Besides, he now preferred publicly humiliating people over merely killing them.
The young man was humiliated, terrified, and shocked. If there had been a well nearby, he definitely would have dove into it.
Everyone watching was stunned.
”This is too much!”
”He is such a cruel man! If I were Han Guoqiang, I would be wishing that he would just kill me!”
”Same here! Just look at his swollen face! It must be very painful. And the saliva, how disgusting!”
”And why does this guy want to call him ”Han Guo Ji Ba” anyway?”
”Good question. I don't think this new name actually means anything. He's probably just toying with him.”
After thinking it over, Xu Que felt he had shamed this man enough. It was time to let this young rich man go.
”Remember, your name will be Han Guo Ji Ba from this time forth! When you return home, tell your brother that he must change his name as well. His new name shall be Han Guo Bai! If either of you fails to keep these new names, I will loot the homes of your entire family! Do you hear me!?”
”Yes! Yes! Yes!” Han Guo Ji Ba cried, nodding.
”Pipi Shrimp, let's go!” Xu Que said.
Xu Que then lifted his leg in an attempt to swing it over Buttface so he could ride on him. However, Buttface backed away.
”F*ck!” Buttface cursed. ”I call you my friend, and now you want to ride on me?”
”Sh*t! Mind your language! You really are a pervert. I don't want to ride on you at all! You really are disgusting!” Xu Que shouted.
Buttface spat at Xu Que in retaliation, but Xu Que quickly moved aside to dodge it. Xu Que spat back at Buttface. Soon, the two were having a genuine spitting match. Spit was flying everywhere, causing many people in the crowd to vacate the area.
Everyone was shocked.
What's going on?! Why are they suddenly spitting at each other?
A young man who looked like a student stepped forward. A glop of Buttface's saliva was on the student's forehead.
”You are disgraceful! You can't possibly call yourself a scholar!” the student shouted.
While Xu Que and Buttface were managing to dodge each other's saliva, the people around them were not so lucky. Many people in the crowd were now covered in spit, but no one but the young student had the balls to complain. However, Xu Que and Buttface didn't give a sh*t. They just continued to spit at each other.
Finally, some of Xu Que's saliva landed in Buttface's eyes.
”F*ck! Stop!” Buttface screamed.
Knowing that he could not win against Xu Que, Buttface ran away.