C83 (2/2)
I couldn't help but grin and said, ”You, Yang Dabao, have always been very confident. What exactly happened? ”
”You came down from the wedding photo!”
”Is that so? Can he really move? ”
”What are you pretending for!” Yang Dabao immediately roared, showing his excitement.
I stopped talking.
If a person becomes like a mad dog, it's best to ignore him.
Yang Dabao once again became like a deflated ball, looking very depressed, he said: ”I had a fight with you, who just walked down from the wedding photo. He realized that he was not his match at all! I think that you, who walked down from the wedding photo, might even be able to fight to a draw against Er Tao! ”
”Er Tao? It's that omniscient, omnipotent … But it doesn't look like a proper person at all? ” I frowned.
”Yes!” Such a shameless guy! But what can you do to him? Except feeling helpless! ” Yang Dabao laughed bitterly.
”I had a dream! It was like he was dreaming about Er Tao. But I don't know if the person in that dream is him or not! ” ”No,” I said.
”What did the man look like in your dream?” Yang Dabao asked.
He became a fortune-teller in the county city. His name is Peach God.” The divination is accurate. However, his leg had been crippled! Because his words were not pleasant to the ears, he had angered the county magistrate! ”According to his description, he wore a yellow robe and had long hair that was parted in the middle. He always liked to look at himself with a small mirror and constantly comb his long hair with a wooden comb!” ”I said.
Yang Dabao was startled for a moment, then slowly smiled and said: ”So he already started to move! I said I couldn't find him anywhere! ”
”What did he start?” I asked.
”No problem!” Eat your food! Don't ask me what you shouldn't ask! ” Yang Dabao scolded with a stern face.
I lowered my head and continued to scoop rice from the plastic bowl into my mouth.
Yang Dabao said, ”I wonder if anyone else noticed. I noticed it anyway. The stars in the sky are decreasing one by one! ”
”Ah, what's going on?” I asked, stopping at the chopsticks in my mouth.
”You, who came down from the wedding photo, are eating the stars. This will cause destruction to the universe! ” Yang Dabao said.
”Oh!” His ability is strange! ” I pushed more rice into my mouth.
”Jin Shi! Let me ask you this, and you can honestly answer me, is the person who walked down from the wedding photo really you? ” Yang Dabao stared at me and frowned.
”If I said no, you wouldn't believe me. If I were to say it was true, even I wouldn't be able to believe it! Aren't I in prison! You're not blind! Do you really think that what you are seeing now is an illusion?! ” I put down the empty plastic bowl and took a sip of water from a plastic cup.
Yang Dabao said: ”The person who walked down from the wedding photo would do something else everyday!”
”What is it?”
”He is sitting in the yard, fishing in a deep hole in the ground! All the fish caught were of strange shapes! Some of the fish spit out a red pill, he picked up the red pill and let the fish. ”If some fish can't spit out the pills, he'll kill them and eat them!” Yang Dabao said.
”Oh, the hole in the ground in my yard has appeared out of nowhere! Very deep. I've fished in there too, and the fish I fished out looked like a dragon! ”But I've never eaten that fish before. I don't know what it's like!” ”No,” I said.
Yang Dabao said, ”One day, I really couldn't stand it any longer. He slipped out of the house into the yard in the middle of the night and peered into the hole. Do you know how deep that hole is? ”
”How deep?” I asked.
”The water layer in the hole is on Earth, but the hole has actually penetrated the Earth and into space. One after another, the fish drilled into the hole from space and entered the water layer of the Earth. ”I will investigate where the fish came from. I will follow the line and parade the fish all the way to the depths of space. I discovered that they all originated from a galaxy in space!” Yang Dabao said.
”Listening to you talk is like listening to a fantasy!” I laughed.
”Don't believe me, what I said is the truth!” On the surface, Yang Dabao was staring at him.
I asked: ”You said you can't suppress the fake Zhao Xinxin and Jin Yuxia anymore, what's going on?”
Yang Dabao touched his forehead, and used a finger to rub between his brows, looking like he had a headache, he said: ”Those two things always make me sick to death! I'm not going to go to the toilet and eat shit. He just crawled around on his hands and knees, looking for holes, and with his hands he enlarged the holes and took out a yellow bug that looked like a stuffing pin.
The two of them were able to find two to three hundred stinking yellow bugs that looked like pincers every day. At night, they would put them in a pot to stew. Then, they would drink the worm's porridge! How can I drink it when it stinks! But the two of them never got tired of it! Didn't Cripple Zhao Liang die!? His parents are still staying at your house, and they forced you to drink insect porridge.
He didn't expect that after drinking the insect porridge, the two of them would have more and more strength. They put their hands on the ground and jumped up to the roof. He jumped onto a tree and grabbed onto a branch. He didn't feel tired even if he could hang there for half a day. He would be able to fight a strong gorilla. He stopped working during the day and went out at night to be a thief and steal from this house. It is as if they have become a heroic couple! ”
”Heroic bandits? With their character and character, they are not related to the word 'chivalrous' at all!” ”Hahahaha …” ”Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” ”No,” I said. Then he asked: ”Why did the fake Jin Yuxia and Zhao Xinxin go to the toilet and eat sh * t? Could it be that both of them have become neurotic? ”
Yang Dabao said, ”I don't eat others. They only ate the shit of the person who walked down from the wedding photo. Wasn't that person secretly eating the stars in the sky?! The excrement contained too much material that was not present on Earth. After the two of them ate his shit, their bodies became a little fat, and they became heavier and heavier. They had already stepped all over the concrete floor of the house. The ground in the yard had been trampled down by at least five centimeters. And they are still gaining weight. ”
”Then how are they going to get out on the street? Once you step on the concrete road and shatter it, won't you be exposed? ” ”No,” I said.
Yang Dabao said: ”When the two of them went out from home, they were both with the person who walked down from the wedding photo. As long as they put their hands on the man's shoulders, they wouldn't leave footprints on the ground! Now I fight them both. They were very strong and heavy, and although I could still beat them both, it was getting harder and harder!
They said it. When you get shot to the point of death, I will come to the execution grounds to save you! ”
”Save me? Stop messing around! At that time, there would be a large group of police with guns at the execution site! It would be a huge problem if he were to offend the Gong family! Other than ordinary guns, there were also machine guns, cannons, grenades, tanks, atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs, and so on! ”Killing these two won't be fun!” ”No,” I said.
Yang Dabao said: ”I also said that I would persuade them like this. However, the two of them refused to listen to their advice. They were extremely stubborn to the point of death. I have to wait for that day to come to the execution grounds to save you! ”I think we're going to get into big trouble this time!” Saying up to here, she sucked her teeth, her expression showing some worry.
The atmosphere was silent for a while.
”Yang Dabao, there's something I want to ask you. You must tell me the truth!” ”No,” I said.
”Sure, ask away!”
”Is the man with the jar on his head you or not?” I asked.