C73 (1/2)
Love at first sight, mind rippling. This was the best thing in the world.
It suddenly occurred to me that living in the 1980s was actually pretty good. Because there was such a beauty.
”What's your name?” the girl asked, in a pleasant voice. I wouldn't mind if she had a man's voice in her way.
”Jin Shile! You are Xia Lu, right? ”
”En!” The girl nodded. Her face was flushed, but she still looked shy.
May I ask how old you are?” I was trying to leave a literary and refined image behind. After all, a scholar was compatible with a beautiful woman. No woman doesn't love a scholar.
The girl was silent for a moment, then she smiled, her face turning even redder. ”What are you trying to do?”
I couldn't help but be confused. ”Smell what?”
”Aren't you going to sniff my ass?”
”When did I say I'd sniff your ass?” I was confused.
”Didn't you just say that you dare to hear a lady's ass!”
I grit my teeth, but I can't stop my throat from groaning. I choke my nose and ask, ”Has the girl ever gone to school?”
”No, what about it?” He was displeased with the other party.
”I'm talking about Gui Geng! It's not a butt! Only those who had eaten their fill would smell their butt! ”Gui Geng means to say how old you are this year!”
”So that's what it means!” I hear you speak with a different accent than I do here. What the heck are you talking about... Even more so, I didn't understand what it was at the beginning. With another sniff in front of you, I'll guess if you're going to sniff something. Gloomy, Gloomy … I was mumbling to myself. I thought you were talking about the butt! It was just that the pronunciation had jumped away! The ditches smell good! ” The girl explained with a flushed face.
Then she complained to me, ”You're just asking me how old I am this year! And to think that you even said something I've never heard of before! ”
I hurriedly apologized, ”It's all my fault! Blame me! That girl, how old are you this year? ”
”Seventeen! ”What about you?”
”I'm 22 years old!”
”Ah, you're five years older than me! Too old! ” The girl looked surprised.
”Is five years old considered big! I've even seen a man twenty years older than a woman! ” I see it's not right. It's a bit urgent.
”Twenty years old? Then wouldn't that mean I have to find a father for myself! ”
”I'm a man now. I understand, I know how to be gentle, I know how to love you!”
”You should have died a long time ago! I have to be a widow for a few years! ” The girl rolled her eyes at me.
I stopped talking. Because he didn't know what to say.
”What do you think I look like?” the girl asked.
”Good looks!”
”Can you fall for me?”
”Yes!”
”Hmph, as long as you know that I'm good. How could a person not choose a good one? It's not like I can't get married! This month, you are the eighteenth. None of them fell for me, it's all because they fell for me! ” the girl said proudly.
”Then what do you want?” I couldn't help but ask.
”I want to find a … It should be like that outside! ” The girl looked out the window.
”The one outside …” I also peeked outside and saw Er Nengdan standing by the window with his eyes squinted, smoking and opening his mouth wide to let the smoke escape slowly.
”What's so good about him? Not as tall as me. If you want face, you won't be as beautiful as my face! ” I couldn't help but be annoyed.
”He's a man!” It all depended on one's ability! Awesome! How capable! Look at him, he's got oil on his head. Wearing a watch. A wave of good fortune! ” said the girl.
A person's aesthetic, sometimes let you feel helpless death. It is almost impossible to change one's aesthetic.
I said, ”That's our second brother!”
”How old? Do you have a wife? ”
”He's twenty. I wonder if he's still talking!” ”I've never asked!”
”Oh, go back! We don't know each other! Tell your second brother that if he comes looking for me, I will definitely agree! ” said the girl, looking out the window.
I was depressed. In his heart, he had already developed a yearning for her. I don't want to go. I want to talk to her a little longer. See if I can persuade her. He said, ”I can also smoke, comb my hair, and wear a watch!”
”You can drop it! I can't even match up with you! ”
”Isn't a boy tall?”
”What's the use of it? Enough dates? Will there be a future for the planting of jujube fruits? ”