C72 (1/2)

Er Nengdan's face was gloomy. Without saying a word, he opened the window a little and lit up a cigarette. The stench of smoke filled the carriage, more or less masking the unpleasant odor of spittle. I was afraid that Xiao Jun would call me cold again, and I would hug his small body tightly in my embrace to keep him warm.

Xiao Jun looked at me with moved but also trust and reliance.

”This woman, why are you spouting nonsense!?” He had wasted all the food he had eaten. It even dirtied our Egg's car! ” Da Laozhu scolded his wife with a stern face. Scratching the vomit with his hand, he picked it up and threw it through the window.

This time, I think Da Laozhu is very sensible. He wasn't even letting out a fart.

Seeing Chao Xixi holding onto her forehead with one hand and clenching her fist with the other, her face was extremely ugly, her brows were tightly knitted together. I couldn't bear it anymore so I said, ”Second Brother, close the window! A human's headache is getting worse from the cold wind! ”

San Geda asked: ”Er Xiao, have you heard of mice eating feces?”

”I've never heard of mice eating shit!” Er Nengdan closed the window.

Chao Xixi looked up at me, her eyes filled with gratitude and a little bashful.

The San Geda said, ”That blind Great-grandma of yours is full of sh * t. Rats, eat them all!”

”Why would a mouse eat her shit? What's so different about her shit? ” Er Nengdan asked.

”How would I know!?” I've never tasted it! Mouse is delicious, then what can you do! However, I went to see your blind Great-grandma's house this morning. I saw a large group of dead rats in her house's courtyard. The dead rat was discharged from the latrine. ”I'm counting the number of dead rats in the latrine!” The San Geda said.

”What's going on? How come all the rats are dead? ” Er Nengdan frowned.

”He died from eating shit! Yesterday, your blind Great-grandma ate an egg roll at your house, didn't his stomach hurt! When I got home, I would squat in the latrine and grumble, and grunt so loudly that I could be heard from the outside. She said she was bleeding! That shit was poisonous! ”So many rats were poisoned to death!” The San Geda said.

”Third Uncle, what do you mean? You mean she ate my omelet and the shit she pulled out was poisonous! Isn't this the same as saying that my egg roll is poisonous!? Xiao Jun, who is only such a young child, is fine after eating it! ” Er Nengdan was angry.

”It's not like I said your egg roll was poisonous! Your blind Great-grandma didn't say anything! What are you so anxious for! Maybe it was because she had pulled out the old excrement that she had accumulated over the years. It was the same with the old wine, but it contained too much strength. ”This is killing the mice!” The San Geda analyzed.

My heart was already in turmoil. I didn't expect such a toxic rat drug. He really didn't kill a Blind Old Woman with medicine.

What kind of person was she?

Could she still be considered human?

The car arrived in town. San Geda took the new couple to buy some oranges. Because Chao Xixi was pregnant and wanted to eat sour orange. Er Nengdan brought me and Xiao Jun into an alley, and there were gate markets on both sides of the alley. She found a clothing store and sneaked into it. Picking and trying for a long time, but I don't wear the right clothes. Because I'm way too tall.

In the eighties, when there was a lack of material and nutrition, a man was a big man when he grew up to 1.7 meters. ”With my height of 1.97 meters, I'm a giant here.

After visiting several clothing stores in a row, I couldn't find a suitable outfit to wear.

Er Nengdan's face drooped so low that he could not even look at it anymore, although he did not say anything. But I kept blaming myself and feeling very uneasy. Why do you want me to grow up so tall, why not be short and vigorous? Eat the same food, the body growth is short and small is the essence of concentration. I was envious of the little people coming and going in the street, their eyes wide and shrewd.

”There aren't any suitable clothes, let's buy shoes first!” Er Nengdan said.

So he went into the shoe store to pick out his shoes. There's still nothing I can wear. My feet were a good fifty yards in proportion to my size. In the eighties or the twenty-first century, normal men had feet of thirty-eight to forty-four yards.

Er Nengdan could not hold it in and complained: ”Look, look! What are you eating! There's a big difference between us burning in the same kiln. This is where I get to your arm. It's good to have a standard height. What's the use of a big guy like you! We don't have dates in our family! ”

I say, you haven't seen Yao Ming yet!

He asked Yao Ming who he was.

I didn't say anything more.

After walking around a few rounds, he met San Geda and the rest. San Geda asked if we bought any new clothes. Er Nengdan said no, he could wear this ass no matter where he went. San Geda said go to the tailor shop and let them do it. Er Nengdan said that he was in a hurry to dress in the afternoon, would it be finished in a short amount of time?

San Geda thought about it and said I have a way.

Er Nengdan asked what method he thought.

San Geda said, ”You buy the largest number of ready-made clothes, and when you go to the tailor shop to pick up his sleeves, won't the pants be finished?”

Er Nengdan's taut face relaxed, and he said: ”Third Uncle, your brain is good! Think of such a good method! ”Alright, let's buy the largest number of clothes first!”

They strolled around for a long time. He bought me a large army jacket. He could wear it in the middle and tie it to cover his waist. But the sleeves on either side were too short, and my arms were straight, at least bare. Half. He also bought a pair of thick suit pants. The pants were about the size of a waist, but it looked like summer breeches. His feet and neck were clean, and when he squatted down, his knees could be seen. Even the owner of the clothes was smiling while covering his mouth.