292 Vol. 4 Wrap Up The True Talk Show: Episode Four (2/2)

Saya falls to her knees.

Rock tries comforting her by placing one of her paws on Saya's shoulder, but it doesn't work.

”Just… just press the button,” Saya says.

Oleander presses the button, sending Saya dropping down below stage.

”Next, I guess,” he says.

King Cat opens the door to the stage, peeks his head out, shakes it, and then walks away with the door closed behind him.

”Boring,” Oleander sighs. ”Just go to commercial. Let's get this over with.”

Just as Oleander requested, the commercial for today's episode plays.

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Oleander comes back onto the screen with the longest, loudest, and most dramatic sigh in possibly all of existence.

”Welcome back, traitors,” he says.

Meanwhile, Rock has been switched into a shirt that is advertising The Queen's Hound on it by showing a picture of the main puppy character winking and holding a bone in his mouth.

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Oleander seems to be ignoring Rock's existence as a result of this.

”Just bring the last guest out,” he says. ”I don't even know who it's going to be.”

The stage dims as the lights focus on the ceiling.

Being lowered from the ceiling as dramatic music plays over the sound of a violent ocean, a massive tank full of water with none other than everybody's favorite serpent makes its appearance!

Oleander lights up and gets all excited before realizing that she's not the serpent he wanted to see. Instead, this is just that serpent who's friends with Fenrir and Nell.

”I guess she's good enough,” Oleander says. ”At least that other program doesn't have a big serpent… yet. Anyways, did we ever even give you a name?”

The serpent pokes her head up and out of the tank to look right at Oleander.

”Uh… I don't suppose you can talk at all?”

She tilts her head and makes some sort of hissing noise.

Oleander sighs, presses the red button, and planks on the floor as a sign of surrender.

”Rock, do the outro,” Oleander orders.

Rock rolls her eyes and faces the camera.

What comes next is a series of barking that only gets captioned on televisions as, ”*Rock noises*.”

The credits roll, the audience is left having no idea how to feel about what they just saw, and Pupaya has an existential crisis below stage.