2 The Lament of EHTUHC I (2/2)

I'm far renowned in the overworld

And ya'll can't take that from me.

Demon Wolf my lap dog is loyal as can be

My bed is made of human skulls; I'm in the lap of luxuries

I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Banshees think it's cool

And a eight-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool

In the land of the Void

I'm demonside royalty

I hold dominion over all things

and I torment my slaves all days

In the land of the Void

Hell boy, ain't it great?

I overking of the shadow world

cause I hold dominion of all

....ahem.....right, so there you have it. If I want to wake up in the morning with a blowjob ready, hell I get to have it from a succubus right off the moment I open my eyes.Damn....those girl can really suck a demon dry.

However....there are times of course, when Demon Lord such as myself find it a little boring just to live in debauchery and pleasure all the time. So, to have a little bit of both world, we tend to unseal ourselves and return to the world of the Goddess.Now, that I am here, I find the world relatively boring and annoying. At least the sieging was fun, for the defending Demon that is.

The usual tactics of my armies was to frontal attack of the city and leave death and destruction in the wake, but after some time, we found that tactic can be a little overly costly.So, one of my tactic officer proposed a new plan. We entered human cities with our spies who are capable to devouring and access memories of key humans and demons with abilities to disguise themselves as other humans have them turn over the cities to the Demon side. Of course, once they did that, we would be under sieged from the human, dwarf, elves alliance and thing is, the thing is.....man, Human can be vicious. Especially the ladies.

Get a demon to seduce a lady and she'll jump on top of the wall and help the demonkins to fight against the human that was supposed to 'free' the city. Those ladies have a natural vindictiveness, who had no sense of fair play when it came to fighting soldiers. I supposed it's because of all their young husband leaving for the army that these young women felt a little needs of love.Give a woman a spear and hole to jab it through, and the young men on the other side were in big troubles.Unluckily for the alliance of course, is that usually the city that is under sieged was being sieged by the young men whose origin was from that city.The area that we demon took was a natural recruiting ground for the regiments of human soldiers. It also an area of big families and matriarches whose word was family law.

Oh what fun, what mischief, it was almost like cheating, when we give those ladies a megaphone and have them on a parapet yelling over the wall at the enemy side; ”I know you're out there, Decken! This is your wife! You CLIMB UP one more time and you'll feel the pain of my rolling pin! And YOU! Robert, your sister sends her love and want you to hurry home.Your grandfather's feeling a lot better with his new ointment for male itch! Now stop being a silly boy!”

It was a dirty trick and so much fun. I was proud of it and my tactical officer was even prouder when I made him the Commander of 10,000 demons. Messages from people from your home city sapped fighting spirit way better than arrows.