2 The Lament of EHTUHC I (1/2)

Let me ask a question.....

How should heroes behave?

I honestly don't know how should a hero should be behaving. No, really...I don't know...

I have been at this job of being a Demon Lord for over two hundred years and even though I have had some pretty interesting challenges, one of them even manage to drive me back to a corner too. However it seem that with time, the qualities of heroes are deteriorating likethe one that I am currently facing....or rather suppose to be facing. This fool that I am suppose to be facing is nothing short of a joke.

I Am the Overlord of Destruction and Despair, I am The Lord of the Dark Abyss, I am the Fiery King of Hell, and I have over a hundred thousand soldiers of demon at my beckoning, ready to die at single command. I Am The Almighty, THE ALL POWERFUL...EHTUHC!!!

And yet, despite all that I am, here I am. In my dark and dreary castle awaiting like stupid donkey awaiting to be fed by cowardly hero who couldn't even defeat a slime.....a SLIME! I tell you, what kind of useless little prick that couldn't muster the courage to kill a damn SLIME!

Ok....so maybe, just maybe, one can say that it's reasonable to be afraid ofSlime King, those can really hurt you.They just won't die, their regenative power are frightening.However the type of slime we are talking about here is the common one, hell....even the village children can one shot those little weakling with nothing but a stone.

Now.....should our wonderful hero were to muster some courage and go out an kill monster, I think he'd make for a decent fight. But.....nnnooooo.....the fool spend his day lazing around in the castle and banging maids days and nights like some deviant maniac. I envy my friend on the other continent, now that was Demon King, he was so notorious that countries and nations goes for an open warfare against him. He wiped out nearly six kingdoms and massacred over three millions souls. In a desperate bid for victory,the remaining survivors band together to form a suicide team of heroes, who manage to seal my friend into the void, killing themselves in the process.

There's a secret though...it's that Demon Lords high vitality and regenerative power are top notch, sealing us in the void is nothing short of a simple vacation, we can easily break out anytime we want. Add on that, over the centuries of conquest, we do tend to accumulate a lot of shits in our dimensional pocket which is completely accessible in the void.So, if I were to be sealed, I would have all the things I have accumulated over the centuries, slaves frozen in time, foodstuff, booze of all kinds, furnitures and even houses.Using special spatial thaumaturgy techniques, we can connect our sealing void space with other sealing void space too.I think it's practially a universe by itself where Demon Lords are Gods of Creation, providing that we properly accumulated enough stuff for building. However no matter how top notch our magical power is, Demon Lord cannot access the sealing void by ourselves, that power for that stuff is entirely belong to the Goddess faction. The human, the dwarves, and the elves race.Those guy can access the power to seal us Demon Lords in these void space where we're supposed to be trap and sealed for eternity.Hahahaha....what joke though.

I was trapped and sealed in the void three times, and each time....It Was BLISS!!! No annoying servants banging on my door all panickly like and giving me bad news, No More stupid kings and nations trespassing uponmy front yard and calling me out on cold winter days. I can sleep however long I want without having some sneaky little ratty magicians coming in and blasting my face full of soots. Oh Man.....my void space has Everything,it got a cool palace made entirely of diamonds looted from the Dwarven kingdom over fifty years.

I even got a poem of how cool and awesome my Void Palace is...

Let's HIT IT!!

A Minotaur's my butler, A dragonkin my valet

A Two headed Centaur draws my Chariot that take me down the lays

I got millions demons to walk me to my throne

In the land of the Void

Hell boy, ain't it great?

I'm the overking of the shadow world

Cause I hold dominion of all

In the land of the Void

I'm demonside royalty